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On Location Again, Bitches! | The Star-Crossed Writer

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News and Musings – December 17, 2009. News and Musings – January 18, 2010. News and Musings – January 25, 2010. News and Musings February 17, 2010. News and Musings – April 2, 2010. New poems whenever the Hell I feel like it! Stay updated via RSS. Words to Live By:. Count your thumbs. It's easier than counting blessings. They are entirely vital for life - 2 years ago. The arts are beyond important - 2 years ago. Dead And Loving It. On Location Again, Bitches! You Kids Reduce Your Decibels! You are commen...

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Your New Bad Habit: Classic Denny Dance: Father's Day Redux

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Your New Bad Habit. Advancing and regressing pop culture with Denny DelVecchio, the sexiest man in the universe. Saturday, June 18, 2011. Classic Denny Dance: Father's Day Redux. When I found out last year that you were with child I reacted. The way you'd expect a first time father who had carelessly impregnated a happily-married, interior decorator wife and mother. Would- I celebrated with a night of mangy strippers, $2 highballs. And mid-grade recreational Angel Dust with a few former frat brothers.

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SCUZZYMONEY: They checked my junk and all I got was a gravy stain on this stupid t-shirt!

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Tuesday, November 30, 2010. They checked my junk and all I got was a gravy stain on this stupid t-shirt! The trip started and ended going through the lines of trepidation and mystery. That being airport security, where I was really ready to impress TSA officials with my massive glutes and hung like a horse attributes. Unfortunately, no one got a gander at my favorite Speedos with my strategically placed love button. Take that TSA, bitches! That's how awesome I am! BCS Selection Committee Choosing Device.

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A chihuahua with a bomber jacket | a bourbon for silvia

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A chihuahua with a bomber jacket. By a bourbon for silvia on February 23, 2011. In 5 or 10 years, I will be looking like that. Points to the front of the buss, where a black Sharp Pei stands serious and concentrated next to his owner. He is all cute and wrinkled but it strikes me that he has more of a human expression than an animal one, more representative of. Look at his expression Like he is a real person ridding the buss Arthur smiles he takes the buss everyday, and he knows what I mean. The girl thi...

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AAA1 Quality Blog, Ltd.: I view my titles as a means of expressing my love for you, (insert reader's name here).

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Sunday, March 25, 2012. I view my titles as a means of expressing my love for you, (insert reader's name here). May all the bugs in your food turn out to be poppy seeds. May you always pick the fastest cashier. May your analogies always make sense and your anecdotes never ramble. May your dog always make it to the yard in time. May your cell phone miss the toilet bowl completely, and land in the laundry hamper. May you manage to suck that thing out from between your teeth before it's your turn to talk.

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eHarmony | Inside Out & Backwards

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Inside Out and Backwards. SisterMerryHellish – Oh she does, she bops…. My Favorite eHarmony Question. September 21, 2015. Question: Name a simple pleasure (i.e. little thing you love) Answer: The exquisite feeling of my soft, smooth, freshly shaven legs sliding between 1,000 count sheets still warm from the dryer. What’s YOUR favorite simple pleasure? Enquiring minds and SMH … Continue reading →. September 21, 2015. Daily Post writing prompt. There Is Too Much. Let Me Sum Up…. January 4, 2014. Coworker *...

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Where the hell I’ve been… | Inside Out & Backwards

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Inside Out and Backwards. SisterMerryHellish – Oh she does, she bops…. There Is Too Much. Let Me Sum Up… →. Where the hell I’ve been…. August 28, 2013. After months of dragging around with a bulged disk in my back, my left leg went numb. Per the chiropractor, it was time to go see a neurosurgeon because there was no exercise he could give me and no pill anyone could prescribe to fix what was going on. My disk had ruptured and was pinching off my spinal cord. And it still is! One not a year away! PS: Nobo...

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Love | Inside Out & Backwards

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Inside Out and Backwards. SisterMerryHellish – Oh she does, she bops…. Morgan Freeman Giveth And He Taketh Away. October 2, 2015. Morgan Freeman Giveth Finally, mercifully, the sponge’s day of reckoning had come.GoldenBoy and I made our way through security in the lobby of the courthouse and even as I was being physically patted down because I kept setting off the … Continue reading →. I Might Have To Marry This Guy. January 7, 2014. Chinese (Red) String Theory. February 14, 2011. Join 207 other followers.

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Inside Out & Backwards | SisterMerryHellish – Oh she does, she bops… | Page 2

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Inside Out and Backwards. SisterMerryHellish – Oh she does, she bops…. Newer posts →. Five Homerisms I Use In Real Life. November 16, 2015. Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot. After changing his name to Max Power. Kids, there’s three ways to do things the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way! Isn’t that the wrong way? Yeah, but faster! MadamBob and I frequently scream MAX POWER! Shut up brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip! Not for long, but it works. I can hold my liquor very wel...