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Sunday, March 18, 2012. A bit of a stitch up. I am sitting in my favourite armchair by the window, reading the paper while sipping tea and grimacing. Daddy, Mummy says do you want her to fix your floppy willy? I look at her. She looks back at me. She doesn't appear to be joking. I ask, after the longest pause. Mummy wants to know if you want her to stop your willy flopping? There is another, longer pause. She looks at me expectantly throughout, while I look at her as if she has just landed from Mars.

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Sunday, March 18, 2012. A bit of a stitch up. I am sitting in my favourite armchair by the window, reading the paper while sipping tea and grimacing. Daddy, Mummy says do you want her to fix your floppy willy? I look at her. She looks back at me. She doesn't appear to be joking. I ask, after the longest pause. Mummy wants to know if you want her to stop your willy flopping? There is another, longer pause. She looks at me expectantly throughout, while I look at her as if she has just landed from Mars.

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Sunday, March 18, 2012. A bit of a stitch up. I am sitting in my favourite armchair by the window, reading the paper while sipping tea and grimacing. Daddy, Mummy says do you want her to fix your floppy willy? I look at her. She looks back at me. She doesn't appear to be joking. I ask, after the longest pause. Mummy wants to know if you want her to stop your willy flopping? There is another, longer pause. She looks at me expectantly throughout, while I look at her as if she has just landed from Mars.

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Sunday, February 5, 2012. In bed with Mrs. Bricket. Sunday morning. I am dozing fitfully in bed, numb with sleep. It is my day of the weekend for a lie-in, having been up early doing 'Daddy Duty' yesterday, and I am determined to wring every last precious second of rest out of the morning. Sadly, others in my household have decided that my allotted time is up. Demeanour of a nineteenth century land baron dealing with a tenant who has fallen behind with the rent. I gaze blearily at 'Mrs. Bricket. Appears ...

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012. I've not been well this week. It started mid-afternoon on Saturday, when I first gave a little sneeze, and within 30 minutes my head was pounding, my breathing was tight and a hideous colourless liquid was pouring liberally out of my nose. You should go to bed," said my wife after a short while. I don't want to go to bed. It's boring.". You don't understand. I want. Well, OK. But it's just further for you to have to walk when I need you to bring me things.". I think desponden...

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011. Dirty talk at bedtime. It is late evening. There is nothing on the TV I feel like watching, I have finished the book I was reading, and I am bored of playing 'Super Smash Brothers' on the Wii. My mind turns, as it always does under similar circumstances, to thoughts of a 'romantic' nature. I communicate this to my wife by crashing into the living room and announcing, in a voice that I hope is heavy with implication, that: "I am going to bed.". Could go to bed. Together.

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Sunday, March 18, 2012. A bit of a stitch up. I am sitting in my favourite armchair by the window, reading the paper while sipping tea and grimacing. Daddy, Mummy says do you want her to fix your floppy willy? I look at her. She looks back at me. She doesn't appear to be joking. I ask, after the longest pause. Mummy wants to know if you want her to stop your willy flopping? There is another, longer pause. She looks at me expectantly throughout, while I look at her as if she has just landed from Mars.

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