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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: The Hop-to-It Diet
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Monday, January 17, 2011. My ticket out of poverty has revealed itself. I have discovered the secret to a perfect no-fail diet. Unlike all the other weight-loss schemes, mine is a true solution that will show results in only 2 weeks. This is all you need;. 1 A walker/duct tape/and tote bag. 2 A pair of crutches-make sure they are the proper height or you’ll kill your shoulders and pits. Maybe, like the sid...
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: The Beautiful Truth
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Wednesday, February 13, 2013. God handed a bunch of guys. Holy Pens … and said,. The mortals poised pens. Above papyrus and awaited. But the men did not fully. Receive the Holy Word. Wandered to concubines and. And so it was,. They put a spin on. The Word of God,. To save their holy asses). Exactly what they heard. And thus was the. Transcribed … sorta. With grease, mead, and. In order that they might bound.
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: Shooting Blanks
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Tuesday, February 19, 2013. Too lazy am I for prose …. Poetry’s what goes on the. Mocks my lack of imagination. The glaring white square. Scoffs and calls me a sprinter. You can’t handle. I have a notion,. A kernel of thought. I tap with two fingers. And the page can barely. You call that a poem? A pale blue light. I wish you could see yourself . It’s not your best side. Smug in the knowledge. The point is...
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: Better in a Burka
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Friday, March 15, 2013. Better in a Burka. Another Facebook picture ,. Another ghastly pose,. I am not anonymous-. Rather … tragically exposed. Years attacked my body like. The pounds piled on so stealthily. That I want to scream out loud. This FIT last week! I considered donning a paper bag,. I thought about logistics. But the inside of a paper bag. Has pretty bad acoustics. That everyone can see ,. Would...
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: Hobbling Down the Home Stretch
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Wednesday, January 26, 2011. Hobbling Down the Home Stretch. I got no cast to hold me down, to make me fret, or make me frown. I had a cast, but now I’m free. I got no cast on me! Pinocchio was obviously from Ohio. How do I know? I couldn’t WAIT to actually use two arms to carry stuff while walking at the same time. Know who Walter Brennan is. Nanner nanner nanner! Believe me. But I think my flapping a...
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: Frontal Lobe Failure – Saturday Syndrome
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Sunday, June 16, 2013. Frontal Lobe Failure – Saturday Syndrome. Dust bunnies form gangs and lurk in corners. They multiply at my feet. They have no shame. The implements of war against filth. Waiting for their Captain to call them to action. They lean casually against the wall. Mr Clean whispers to the Kenmore,. Soliciting a blow job. The bucket bums a smoke. I, Captain of the Domicile,. Write fuck my life.
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: Soul Captors
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Wednesday, April 24, 2013. I have no place for birthday cards. Scattered on the floor. There are no flowers in my vase, [pronounced VOZ]. For they do not permit. They insinuated themselves into my home. Only to treat it with complete disregard. What motives lie in ambush. Beneath calm and sleepy exteriors? By the chaos they wrought. And move with the shadows. I no longer admire the beauty of. P coat and tw...
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: I Am Curious [Cheese]
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Sunday, March 3, 2013. I Am Curious [Cheese]. I get my endorphins from cheese. The udder gooeyness,. The melty ecstasy,. The sheer, unbridled joy of it … cheese. The second the buttery. Drug is dragged across my tongue,. I’m filled with a sharp,. I ask Aristaeus to forgive. And udder disregard of. This mortally mortified body-. Itself becoming a parcel of pastey,. I GET my endorphins from cheese. I wasn't ...
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGgDjbW6_uE&feature=youtu.be
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Tuesday, July 2, 2013. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). P coat and twiggy hair. Riding the Stream Down. Snap shot from the Look-Back. Ya So I'm an old cat lady. You gotta problem with that buddy? Terror by the toilet. There is no toilet paper. You don't need mask dahling, your skin is gorgeous. Stuff From the Laundry Chute Philosophy. I fell down a laundry chute as a child.
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute: Getting Picky About Aging
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Stuff From the Laundry Chute. Daily, weekly, or monthly observations from beyond the laundry chute. Sunday, November 25, 2012. Getting Picky About Aging. I used to perch on my brother’s back when I was small enough to perch on another human being without their need for a chiropractor. I had a bottle of rubbing alcohol and box of Kleenex always within reach. They were my surgical tools. I took the process seriously. My brother would ask me to “get them.”. This meant he needed the zits on his back squeezed.
