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The Stellar Log: September 2005
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Thursday, September 22, 2005. Seven Answers to Seven Questions:. Seven things I plan on doing before I die:. 1)I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. 4)Eat a 72 ounce porterhouse, win a meal. Seven things I can do:. 1) Lift a car (front end of a VW bug and backend of a small pickup truck). 2) The perfect Roger Rabbit impersonation. "Pllleeaaase, Eddie! 3) Digest any food. 5) Stay awake for days. 7) Accurately hit moving targets with a blowgun. Seven things I cannot do:.
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The Stellar Log: August 2005
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005. I awake in a bundle; the pain of last night's fajitas acutely present in my distended belly. I drink my coffee, dull and acidic. On the drive to work everything looks yellow and swirling; I sip some water. I make it to work and muster enough consciencesness to open my car door and emerge - I've got zombie eyes and I can't recall if I brushed my hair this morning. I want to leave. Take my business elsewhere, but those are the choices a blessed man gets to make, and I am cursed.
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The Stellar Log: November 2005
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Monday, November 14, 2005. It's not TV, it's H-B-Rome. If you don't watch this show, watch last night's episode. If you don't have HBO, Torrent the episode. I have it saved on my digital video recorder and will watch it again tonight in 60-inch high-definition widescreen goodness. Tony soprano-who? Throw Pedestrian Crossing a bone now and then ( http:/ www.pedestriancrossing.blogspot.com. I've actually updated that one in the last month. Heathenish. Posted by Stellar at 7:29 AM. Louisiana, United States.
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The Stellar Log: January 2006
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Monday, January 30, 2006. Three Things I Do That No One Else Knows About:. 1) In Junior High, I was in the school band. I was second-chair clarinet. I quit my third year to take Home Economics. Apparently, the band wasn't gay enough. 2) I'm in the continual process of downloading porn and then feeling guilty about it, deleting it and having to download the same porn again. It's a vicious cycle. Everybody appears to have been tagged. I won't re-tag. I hope you can appreciate that. Super Sounds of the 70s.
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The Stellar Log: March 2005
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Friday, March 18, 2005. My Heart Will Go On," the love song from Titanic, with the words "balls" and "pants" strategicaly placed. This was not as great a stretch as one would imagine. Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you go on. Far across the distance, and spaces between us. You have come to show you go on. Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that my balls do go on. Once more, you opened the door. And you're here in my pants,. And my balls will go on and on. The Jeff...
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The Stellar Log: It's not TV, it's H-B-Rome
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Monday, November 14, 2005. It's not TV, it's H-B-Rome. If you don't watch this show, watch last night's episode. If you don't have HBO, Torrent the episode. I have it saved on my digital video recorder and will watch it again tonight in 60-inch high-definition widescreen goodness. Tony soprano-who? Throw Pedestrian Crossing a bone now and then ( http:/ www.pedestriancrossing.blogspot.com. I've actually updated that one in the last month. Heathenish. Posted by Stellar at 7:29 AM. I just may tear up. What ...
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The Stellar Log: April 2005
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Tuesday, April 05, 2005. What if David Milch (of Deadwood fame) wrote Shakespeare? Titus Andronicus (Al Swearengen). Act 5, Scene 2. Enter TAMORA (Calamity Jane), DEMETRIUS (Dan Dority), and CHIRON (Johnny Burns), disguised. Thus, in this strange and sad fucking habiliment,. I will encounter with Andronicus,. And say I am Revenge, cocksucker, sent from below. To join with him and right his heinous fucking wrongs. Knock at his study, where, they say, he keeps,. To ruminate strange plots of dire revenge;.
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The Stellar Log: February 2006
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006. I don't love you anymore. Quote of the blog update:. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson. Song of the blog update:. Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole by Martha Wainwright. Barney the dinosaur is to my daughter what crack cocaine is to Whitney Houston and "keeping the black man down" is to g s - they just can't get enough of it. It wouldn't be so bad, I guess, if she weren't watching this on my.
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The Stellar Log: June 2005
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Thursday, June 23, 2005. It took 19minutes and 23seconds exactly from the moment I put my car into reverse in my driveway to the instant I pulled into my parking spot at the office. I know this because 19:23 is how long the epic John Bonham drum solo Moby Dick is on Led Zeppelin's How The West Was Won. Posted by Stellar at 7:00 AM. Thursday, June 16, 2005. Get this word out of your head. Posted by Stellar at 9:19 AM. Louisiana, United States. View my complete profile. Talking to the Kevin.
