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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: January 2007
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Friday, January 26, 2007. I’ve never been a religious man. However, for the last few months, me and my buddy Chris Wiggins have been going to this sit down group to help Chris deal with his drinking problem. It’s not Alcoholics Anonymous or anything like that; it’s just a few of us going down to O’Brien’s Tavern, enjoying some of the old sour mash, and making sure that Chris doesn’t have any problems getting home. If you aren’t then you haven’t been paying attention.
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: February 2004
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Wednesday, February 04, 2004. It's not bad enough that I have to be up before the chickens. If it was just that I could probably cope. Christ, if you didn't know me you'd think that I was some kind of farmer - but that's a different sort of smell entirely. No, I'm just your average, unambitious, good-for-nothing corporate whore - but I still have to get up at 4:00am everyday. What a sick, sad life I live. But I'll tell you more about that some other time. On the road I m...
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: June 2003
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Friday, June 13, 2003. Dude, Where's My Car? I don't know what happened. I know that I left it right here. Alright, so I've only been working at this new job for a couple of weeks now. I know that it's stressful and there's a lot of things to learn but that doesn't explain the complete and total memory loss I must have suffered about halfway through my shift. I walked around to the front of the building to do a quick scan of the parking lot there, thinking that maybe it ...
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: May 2006
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Friday, May 26, 2006. I know you haven't heard from me in a while but there's a very good reason for my extended absence. Now I'm getting settled into my new condo and adjusting to life out here in Fresno. I've got a new job driving the mock-steam train at the Roeding Park Playland and I pick up some extra cash around the Holidays playing Santa Claus at the Fashion Fair Mall. Finally, 'ol Ted's getting a taste of the good life. Posted by Ted Killgore @ 2:00 PM.
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: October 2003
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Friday, October 24, 2003. 12 Rounds with a Mai-Tai! I feel like ass! Maybe it was something in the food. It really is the only solution that even begins to sound reasonable. All in all, I'd say it was a pretty average evening. Initially things seemed to be alright. My head was clearing and I didn't feel quite so dizzy - that's when it hit me! Yeah, it was like that. While I wasn't to bothered at first the uneasiness in my bowels and the queasy feeling in my stomach m...
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: November 2003
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Saturday, November 29, 2003. Why, you ask? Because I hate my family; not only that but I hate gatherings as well. I especially hate family gatherings, so you can see that Thanksgiving in general is a train wreck waiting to happen. Christmas is just as bad,and oftentimes worse, but that's not what I'm going to talk about here. No I'm talking about Thanksgiving. Well okay, it didn't start with a ham but there is a ham involved. This is where the ham comes in. So, that's it...
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: March 2004
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Thursday, March 11, 2004. Kids these days are fucking stupid. Yep, you heard right - Ted Killgore's just another bitter old man who's convinced that anyone aged 10 - 25 are morons; and before you tell me how out of step with the times and how kids today are actually, on average, more intelligent than their counterparts from just 20 years ago I'd like to draw your attention to an event in the local news that only serves to reinforce my position. The students from a number...
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: February 2009
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Thursday, February 05, 2009. Operation: Denny's (by Chris Wiggins). This is Chris Wiggins here. Anyway. Ted hasn't been updating his blog in a while because of financial and housing trouble. He lost his job, lost his apartment, had to sell off a lot of his stuff to to keep his head above water. Things were going pretty well - though we were disappointed we didn't get to see that porno they played in Arizona during the 4th quarter - but we did get to see the Ad for Denny'...
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity: November 2004
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Ted Killgore - Man of Mediocrity. Thursday, November 18, 2004. Capitalism will be there to help - at the expense of the taxpayer. I suppose what's more disturbing to me than the actual fund-raising is the state of affairs our educational system is in that necessitates the need for this sort of capitalist nightmare. Stay with me on this. What they're saying is: we can't raise taxes because if we do that we won't get re-elected to our ineffectual legislative gravy train so we'll just figure out some other ...
