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TheNewLoFu: How Amos Lee of Me.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010. How Amos Lee of Me. My favorite line of a song is from Amos Lee’s “Keep it Loose, Keep it Tight.” Interesting song title, I confess, but I will avoid the immaturity that could easily become pervasive in my blog, and move along to the lyrics. 8220;But the people on the streets. Out on buses or on feet. We all got the same blood flow.”. My decision to ride the city bus was only the beginning of my journey. I was very thorough in planning this ordeal. I checked the Athens Tran...
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TheNewLoFu: My Strange Addiction
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Monday, July 18, 2011. After first watching this show, I thought of a couple things I’d like to see on My Strange Addiction in the future. Like, I think it’d be really cool if they could find a person who collects people’s asparagus pee. Does organic asparagus pee smell different than that of the frozen Trader Joe’s brand? I could go on for hours, but I’m starting to get anxious. Why, you ask? Do you stalkUSnationalteam in dangerous situations? Certainly. Dissertation progress = notsomuch; I didnR...
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TheNewLoFu: "IIIIII'M BAAAAAAACK"
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Friday, June 17, 2011. To the chagrin of my millions of fans, I haven’t written a blog in a minute…so, I’m going to satisfy the masses today. I really don’t have a particular story to tell which might be a first for me, but I’m about to transform this toolbag at the bar here into some material. Now, he is talking about his “athletic” dog. I mean, how do you know if you have an athletic dog? 1) Prosecco is a great hangover cure…except when there is a bug in it. 3) If you ever write a song, don’t cal...
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TheNewLoFu: "We are Siamese if you please..."
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Monday, March 15, 2010. We are Siamese if you please.". 8220;This is the life, it’s just beautiful down under today! 8221; No, I’m not in the shower scrubbing myself with a loofah and talking vainly about my “shark” as my teammate, Laney, would call it. It’s actually the first sentence on the back of an Australian bottle of Shiraz that I’m enjoying with my Siamese Twin tonight. It is one of our last nights together in Asheville. Tragic. 1) talking in our own language. 8) cooking dinners together.even...
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TheNewLoFu: July 2011
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Monday, July 18, 2011. After first watching this show, I thought of a couple things I’d like to see on My Strange Addiction in the future. Like, I think it’d be really cool if they could find a person who collects people’s asparagus pee. Does organic asparagus pee smell different than that of the frozen Trader Joe’s brand? I could go on for hours, but I’m starting to get anxious. Why, you ask? Do you stalkUSnationalteam in dangerous situations? Certainly. Dissertation progress = notsomuch; I didnR...
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TheNewLoFu: June 2011
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Friday, June 17, 2011. To the chagrin of my millions of fans, I haven’t written a blog in a minute…so, I’m going to satisfy the masses today. I really don’t have a particular story to tell which might be a first for me, but I’m about to transform this toolbag at the bar here into some material. Now, he is talking about his “athletic” dog. I mean, how do you know if you have an athletic dog? 1) Prosecco is a great hangover cure…except when there is a bug in it. 3) If you ever write a song, don’t cal...
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TheNewLoFu: March 2010
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010. It was fun in a twisted, story-telling kind of way (this "twisted fun" was captured beautifully in the picture of Colleen below). I determined that he would obviously slit my throat. Why? This would undoubtedly lead to them waking up from drunken slumber, and the result would be 8 v. 1. Advantage: 8 Ph.Ds. Monday, March 15, 2010. We are Siamese if you please.". 8220;This is the life, it’s just beautiful down under today! Another quick live TV moment that you Georgia folks can a...
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TheNewLoFu: 10 Things I Learned on the City Bus
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Monday, April 26, 2010. 10 Things I Learned on the City Bus. So, since my last post, I managed to catch the city bus. I thank a higher power for this experience, and I wanted to share some of the really important knowledge that I have learned along the way. I think, at some point, I’ll publish one of those bathroom books with these 10 things and more J. 2) On job applications (well at least the Holiday Inn’s application), they only ask about felonies within the past 5 years…lucky, gah. 7) If 80 year old ...
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TheNewLoFu: February 2010
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Thursday, February 25, 2010. Can people hear themselves talk? Because I get the pleasure of monitoring study hall from 7-9 on Sunday nights – it is one of my many coaching duties that has landed me a stellar paycheck. So, these kids are playing some card game and I’ve heard, “Fuck you and your four jacks,” like 8 million times. If somebody is getting 4 of anything that many times in a card game, then the other 3 people suck. Bottom line. If you don’t believe me, here is some additional evidence tha...
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TheNewLoFu: April 2010
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Monday, April 26, 2010. 10 Things I Learned on the City Bus. So, since my last post, I managed to catch the city bus. I thank a higher power for this experience, and I wanted to share some of the really important knowledge that I have learned along the way. I think, at some point, I’ll publish one of those bathroom books with these 10 things and more J. 2) On job applications (well at least the Holiday Inn’s application), they only ask about felonies within the past 5 years…lucky, gah. 7) If 80 year old ...