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Unperfect Life: March 2010
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Wednesday, March 31, 2010. Other people go Doctor Shopping to keep up their addictions to prescription pills. I however invented Dog-ter shopping. This is fluffy mutt. This is also living proof that I am a horrible mutt-mummy. I used to take her to the salon regularly, then I got very busy with 2 more babies and a home business so I got a home dog wash to come visit every 2-3 months and that was terrific. Fluffy Mutt should have learnt by now to stay ou...
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Unperfect Life: February 2010
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Friday, February 26, 2010. Very Bad Things Part 2. I crashed Daddys car. Actually I ROLLED it. One minute I was on a windy road thinking "jeez, you have to be careful on these roads when it drizzles like this", then I hit a teeeeny pothole. I was doing 45 kms and I know this because I looked at the dashboard as I prepared to enter a sharpish bend. Imagine surviving initially but being killed by a random jar of olives. Unclick my seatbelt, land on my nec...
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Unperfect Life: Getting Passive Agressive with the Xmas tree.
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Thursday, January 6, 2011. Getting Passive Agressive with the Xmas tree. Got your Christmas tree all packed away yet? I bloody hope so, it's MONTHS till Xmas ha de ha haar. It's a fucking 4 bedroom house, don't tell me there isn't room for a nice tree for the children for 2 flippin weeks. So of course I put my lovely tree up and let the children decorate without ANY input from mummy. The more lopsided the better. HA! I hate a bare tree. Getting Passive ...
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Unperfect Life: June 2010
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Monday, June 28, 2010. So this housesharing this is going pretty well. It's like I have a wife. I've always wanted a wife. Or straightening things that do not look out of place - to me anyway. It is pretty good but it does have it's drawbacks. He isn't the type that picks up your glass before you have finished with it (oh how I hate that), and you never feel uncomfortable about being messy because you are sitting on the couch BUT. The Bachelor has whoos...
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Unperfect Life: Half Life
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Saturday, January 8, 2011. For the rest of it, I will be only half. Half an Unperfect Life is the way it is then? No, hang on a minute - I'm really supposed to live the rest of my life without my sister? Mum calls, her voice was wierd. Where is Amy, someone called someone who called someone else and said she collapsed. I call other sister whose voice is shaking and gives me the number of someone who is with Amy.she has stopped breathing. More pieces lea...
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Unperfect Life: I'm okayish
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Monday, January 10, 2011. Right now I am cushioned by serapax, so the constant feeling of hysteria is contained temporarily. I think writing my last post was wrong somehow. How shocking for you all to read that.of course I had to somehow vomit it all out, and this is the blog I started to keep track of my life.but I forget people read it, and are used to laughing when they come here. She loved my children so much she wanted her own model. She made o...
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Unperfect Life: October 2010
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Saturday, October 16, 2010. I gots a microphone. So imagine me in front of blogworld with my twinset, pearls and a little amplifier and listen whilst I tell you stuff. Has this liddle meme-y/linky thingo going that I have been meaning to participate in for awhile but I haven't because I have been caught between a small existential crisis and the idiocy of Telstra Bigpond. 1) Revealing the Real Me. 2) Kelley at Magneto Bold Too. Links to this post. We al...
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Unperfect Life: September 2010
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Tuesday, September 21, 2010. Thank you to everyone that commented on my Perfect Day, Iz feelin the lurrve. In any case I thought I'd let y'all know I'll be hanging out at my other blog Lulu and The Cyclone. My WTF moment reminded me of a post I did back in May, here it is -. Ever read the piece "Welcome to Holland"? Check it out HERE. Madmother did her own version called Welcome to Somalia. The Steward announces over the intercom - Welcome to Holland!
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Unperfect Life: July 2010
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Saturday, July 31, 2010. I think yet therefore I DON'T. You know, I get though the week thinking 'if these bloody children would stop screaming/acting up/drawing on walls I could get this/this/this and that done in peace'. So what happens when I actually DON'T have the kids around? Do I do all the things I wish I could? Cos if the Mumma ain't happy - aint noooooo one happy. Links to this post. Take Care of YOU. Wednesday, July 28, 2010. Cept for the fac...
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Unperfect Life: April 2010
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When life gives you lemons - reach for the tequila. Thursday, April 29, 2010. Sarah at Just Me. Started this and I was tagged by The Lady of the Longhouse. Here is the first Blog Post I ever made -. So this is me. Lulu. I live in a sweet 1950's weatherboard house in suburban Australia with my mini tribe of children. Cyclone the 5 year old boy child, and. Betty Boo the baby. Also featuring in my life is Ex Husband #1 Aquaman and Ex Husband #2 Scorpio. Hmmm, so in review. I swear alot more than I thoug...