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True Gañans of Metal: Mike Akerfeldt
http://ganyansofmetal.blogspot.com/2009/07/mike-akerfeldt.html
True Gañans of Metal. Opeth, El Club de la Comedia, narrador de anécdotas, motherfucker, cuentachistes). Mike: Amparo, ya has tirao la fruta, tas fumao un porro, Amparo. Gañán añadido por 4. 30 de julio de 2009, 9:45. Suscribirse a: Enviar comentarios (Atom). Metalsucks - Ever wondered why people laugh at metalheads? PETRA: Pensadora, pintora, política y poeta. Thy Mighty True Dictionary. Maria Picassó - drawings! So alive that it hurts. Fans del Gañán Way of Living. TRUE GAÑAN OF METAL ENCYCLOPEDY.
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True Gañans of Metal: Abbath
http://ganyansofmetal.blogspot.com/2009/07/abbath.html
True Gañans of Metal. Immortal, I, ex-Old Funeral, etc., ejercitador de piernas, bombero, miembro honorífico del gremio de hostelería, consumidor de café solo, demandante de sugus, protagonista de gifs animados, modelo de fotos promocionales). Gañán añadido por 4. 31 de julio de 2009, 15:53. Pajariiiico xDDDDDDDDDDD Le falta el tag muffin belly. Suscribirse a: Enviar comentarios (Atom). Metalsucks - Ever wondered why people laugh at metalheads? PETRA: Pensadora, pintora, política y poeta.
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The Mighty True Dictionary: Emo
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Jueves, 23 de julio de 2009. Emo: emo significa muerte, cualquier persona relacionada con el emo debe morir, es el deber de cualquier auténtico metalero. Los emos se suelen suicidar, pero Odín da más puntos a los auténticos metaleros si les matan en vez de dejarles suicidarse. Matar emos es una buena manera de ir al Valhalla. Hey, Juan, he matado un emo hoy. 161;De puta madre! Esto es mejor que Pokeom, mátalos a todos, ¡como el disco! 191;No es un disco de Megadeth el Kill'em'all? Sí, creo que sí.
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Thy Mighty True Dictionary: Electronic drum
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Electronic drum: when a band has a gorilla as drummer (main image), incapable of playing well enough sometimes bands get forced to use a monkey drummer to play fast blastbeats or extremely complicated drums. Visual dictionary 2: A monkey drummer recording the next Hate Eternal's studio album. Visual dictionary 3: there are monkey producers too, like the one who recorded Metallica's St. Anger. 29 de julio de 2009, 15:24. Suscribirse a: Enviar comentarios (Atom). Power (and the power it holds).
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Thy Mighty True Dictionary: Industrial Metal
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Sometimes a band loses interest in metal and just cares about money, expensive mansions, expensive drug addictions, expensive drug addiction treatments, expensive leather anoraks and expensive plastic jackets. And, of course, expensive groupies that would not go with the band if they weren't loathsomely rich. Industrial metal is made by posers for posers. Example: Cradle of Filth became Industrial Metal after 'Cruelty and the Beast'. Visual dictionary: Dani Filth eating very expensive monkey shit.
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Thy Mighty True Dictionary: Power (and the power it holds)
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Power (and the power it holds). Songs about power and the power it holds are cool and hold a lot of power. Note: Metal is conductive of Power, but not false metal. Poooweeeeeeeer, the power, the power. (Eric Adams of Manowar fame). Eric Adams of Manowar fame). Fell the power of thy sword! Eric Adams of Manowar fame). The Metal Gods made the Power of Metal that is Louder than Hell. Has became hyperpowermetalled, that is, too much powered for metal. Publicar un comentario en la entrada. True Gañans of Metal.
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Thy Mighty True Dictionary: Hairstyles
http://mightytruedictionary.blogspot.com/2009/07/hairstyles.html
Example: Hey Paco, I think about showing off my new hairstyle in the Metalway Festival. Visual Dictionary: 7,5 curly-haired vs. 1,5 straight-haired. 8 de julio de 2009, 23:48. The more southern the country, the curlier the hair (i.e, Germany -photo- vs. Norway). Thats also valid for body regions. Suscribirse a: Enviar comentarios (Atom). Power (and the power it holds). Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Thy Mighty True Dictionary opens thy gates! Metalsucks - Ever wondered why people laugh at metalheads?
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Thy Mighty True Dictionary: Demo
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Don't confuse with emo. Example: Immortal sold themselves on their demos. Visual dictionary: Vargs Vikernes grandmother recording the ambient voices for the next album. Publicar un comentario en la entrada. Suscribirse a: Enviar comentarios (Atom). Power (and the power it holds). Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Thy Mighty True Dictionary opens thy gates! Metalsucks - Ever wondered why people laugh at metalheads? PETRA: Pensadora, pintora, política y poeta. True Gañans of Metal. The Mighty True Dictionary.
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Thy Mighty True Dictionary: Emo
http://mightytruedictionary.blogspot.com/2009/07/emo.html
Emo: emo means death, any person relatively related with emo must be killed, is the duty of any true metallian. Emos use to kill themselves but Odin gives a true more points if he kills an emo instead of leaving them die. Killing emos is a good way to go Valhalla. Hey, Joe, I killed an emo today. This is better than Pokemon, you gotta kill'em'all! Isn't that a Megadeth album? Yeah, it must be. Visual dictionary: An emo willing to be erased. Publicar un comentario en la entrada. True Gañans of Metal.
