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The Ex Granny Wrangler: Monthly Performance Report

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Today's the last day at el Hedge Fund, so herewith my final Monthly Performance Report:. Yay for Monday's lie in). And, unlike all these other secretive little bloggers, I hereby proclaim it's my birthday tomorrow so bring on lashings of love, champagne and small chihuahuas in diamond collars. I think i may need that lie in on Monday more than I anticipate. Keynesian Aggregate Trading Equity - I know, so technical. Posted by The xGW. Sending you millions of birthday kisses and so much love. Phlippy: when...

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The Ex Granny Wrangler: March 2007

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An Afternoon In Spring. Posted by The xGW. Oh Look, Fruit Bowl's Empty. If the fruits of the spirit are indeed love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self control, well i have in my posession a one-way ticket to hell (flying BA, sans nuts and G&T, stuck in a window seat with a broken seat-back tv thingy sitting next to Ray Romano with flatulence. Him. not Me). Christ on a crutch! Scrub, scrape, chisel, retch, vom, mop up, leave. Return to computer. Come out if you tr...

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The Ex Granny Wrangler: Any Unattended Luggage Will Be Destroyed.

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Any Unattended Luggage Will Be Destroyed. This is a final boarding call for all passengers on flight FO 69, that's Foxtrot Oscar 69, to Anywhere But My Sodding House, now departing from gate 1. Passengers are advised that all bags will be subjected to a thorough search and any silver, jewellery, electronic equipment or money found will be confiscated and Bitch Slaps will. Posted by The xGW. Sounds like you finally stripped. Awwww Looks like the two of you really bonded. Just, erm, curious, like. Should Y...

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The Ex Granny Wrangler: Teacher, Teacher!

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Showing in a theatre in the heart of Camden, and described as “Cirque du Soleil without the Disney and disinfectant”, we, being the intelligent individuals we are, expected something a little different - astounding acrobatics but without all the bright costumes, which, in hindsight, is pretty much what we got. Posted by The xGW. Oh come on GW, can't you recognise true art when you see it? Any philistine will tell you that :). Of clothes, and good taste, dinity and a PG13 rating, apparently. It's been a c...

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The Ex Granny Wrangler: May 2007

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Totally and utterly over it. Yes, Yours Truly has a job. A job in Finance. Yours Truly, the one who has a strong design/creative/writing background, is working for a Hedge Fund, and sweet weeping Mary it is *diabolical*. A potential paper cut creeping up on me. The A4 Xerox wants to slice me and suck my blood, leaving me lacerated and twitching amongst the 4 billion different recycling bins and endless supplies of chocolate Hobnobs. Posted by The xGW. Posted by The xGW. Muggles Need Not Apply. For more i...

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The Ex Granny Wrangler: Not Your Average Tent Pole.

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Not Your Average Tent Pole. Night after night, morning after morning, I endured the stench of stale cigarettes clinging to the walls of our rather airless little flat as she insisted on smoking inside, and I was as charmed as all hell to traipse into the kitchen each morning to find the cereal bowls had been used as ashtrays. Charmed I tell you! A real life squatter indeed. Posted by The xGW. Classy. At least she wasn't the webcam-toting work-from-home sort. Life is just super awesome sometimes! Mark: ma...

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The Ex Granny Wrangler: Where You Love From.

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Where You Love From. You've so distracted me,. Your absence fans my love. Then you come near. Do not." I say, and. Do not.," you answer. Posted by The xGW. Where is xGW and what have you done with her? Ah A poetic way of saying absence makes the heart grows fonder. Er. I think. I never was good at poetry . :). It's the Sock Monkey, isn't it? Kyk: gotta keep everyone on their toes and what better way than to quote a little bit of rumi on a thursday morning? Mrs b: do *not* get me started woman. Infini: yo...

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The Ex Granny Wrangler: October 2006

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Whale Oil Beef Hooked. I can’t get over these british accents. For such a tiny little puddle of mud, it never ceases to amaze me how many different ways there are to say something. Take broccoli for instance. Brocklee, brawclay, brohalay, brawklee, brohlee, glahchenfwilldergrish. If you’re welsh, and, if you’re just an eastend dirty knickers type,. Dem veg whoh are gween yeah? Is this just standard no matter which part of the world you in? Is a different accent warranted for every 100 km travelled? You h...