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Dan The Bard - Song Lyrics - Harpy The Harpy
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Harpy, the Harpy too ri diddly HP. Harpy the Harpy too ri diddly AC! 1 Harpy, the harpy so misunderstood,. Until today we all did say she'd never do us good! But now she has a column, and not the kind from Greece,. Ask her now, the why's and how's of all your brave pc's! 2 Are you the kind of player, who likes to have romance? But in the world of your campaign, you never get your chance? Who knows the hearts of npc's as well as Harpy does? 3 You dungeon masters brave and bold might have a problem too!
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Dan The Bard - Song Lyrics - A Paladin In Hell
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A Paladin In Hell. A Paladin In Hell. 1 Listen my friend, put down your drinks, this tale that I do tell! I speak of a knight of holy light, a Paladin in Hell! A shield of silver and armor of gold, a heart so noble and true! He fought to save this inn and this town, his name was Sir Edwin Ardu! 2 Sir Edwin Ardu bore locks of gold and eyes of platinum gleam! He fought for the young and innocent and punished those who sinned. He battled and dragons vile, demons, devils and more! The mortar of hellstone sun...
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Dan The Bard - Song Comissions Information
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Commission Dan the Bard to write a song about your favorite character or campaign! Special introductory price of $50 for the first 10 commissions. Dan the Bard retains all rights to the music and lyrics and may perform, record, or distribute the song at his own discretion. Write to Penny Williams at manager@crystalunicornenterprises.com.
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Below are some songs (full versions) that Dan the Bard has decided to put up for your listening enjoyment. Samples of many of Dan the Bards other songs can be found at the store Here.
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Dan The Bard - Song Lyrics - Brother MacAlaster
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Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo! 1 Brother MacAlaster, man of the cloth, pious and pompous and wise! Walked the land with his mace in hand, beneath the sun-filled skies. A cleric of glorious might! He was called the religious right,. By the wizard, the fighter, the ranger and bard,. Who once thought his teachings were simply too hard! He forced his companions to pray, all through the night and during the day,. So him they abandoned while he did sleep,. And found them some torch-bearing henchmen to keep!
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Dan The Bard - Song Lyrics - Phyll The Phoenix
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1 Phyll the Phoenix was bored, he wanted much more. Than to spend all his time, just waiting to die,. To rise up again, again and again. Again and again and again and again. Phyll the Phoenix was smart, a mind like a dart. He wanted to learn much more than to just burn. He wanted fill up his knowledge skills,. So to the library flew the Phoenix named Phyll! He flew and he soared through doors,. And landed upon a brown desk, and made quite a mess,. The library clerk, she smirked as she worked,. Before the...
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Dan The Bard - Song Lyrics - Pete The Polymorpher
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Down Down Derry, it’s the Unicorn and Fairy. And the Giant and the Dragon and the Hippogriff song! 1 This is the song about Pete the Polymorpher,. Lived with his wife and their five little daughters. (Refrain). 2 Each of the girls was born a year apart,. On the very same day, September twenty-fourth. (Refrain). 3 On the day the girls turned five through ten,*. This was the birthday Pete had forgotten. (Refrain). 4 I’m so sorry girls, said Pete apologizing,. Tell me what you want, I’ll get you anything!
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Dan The Bard - Song Lyrics - Alexander's Song
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Commissioned by Valerie Barry 2010. 1 There once was a Knight, who travelled the lands,. One day he encountered thieving brigands,. Looting the bodies of commoners slain,. And so starts the story, of blood death and fury,. A tale that is haunting and daunting by far. The Legend of Alexander Don Junasstarr! 2 His blade was the finest, the crosspiece a sun,. With wings that did flare, soon the battle was done! Alex stood proudly, this fight he had won,. But upon his last slash, twilight did pass,. Alex awo...
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Dan The Bard - Song Lyrics - The Demi-Human Drinking Song!
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The Demi-Human Drinking Song! The Demi-Human Drinking Song! There’s never a wine as fine as made by a vineyard elf,. RPG diddly d&d, don’t fumble as you tumble to the shelf! Cider’s made by a whole halfling, whiskey’s made by a gnome,. RPG diddly d&d, don’t fumble as you tumble to your home! There ain’t no beer that brings such cheer as made by an alehouse dwarf,. RPG diddly d&d, don’t fumble as you tumble or you’ll barf! RPG diddly d&d, we’ll sing this song all night,.
