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life in a retirement community: June 2014
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Tuesday, June 17, 2014. I've Cooled Down . That's a Probably a Lie. Have buyers' remorse. I have moved every one to two years since I was 18. I would almost classify myself as a moving pro at this point, and this move will go down as one of my most tumultuous moves. To paint the picture as accurately as I can, I will start from the beginning and bore you with every detail . you need. To feel as irate at the end of this blog as I did. They moved out on Sunday. We moved in on Sunday. Tears were shed, doork...
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life in a retirement community: You Oughta Know That Nothing Compares 2 U!
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012. You Oughta Know That Nothing Compares 2 U! Watch out, I'm having a moment and it smells like teen spirit. I've been waiting for this announcement for twelve long gruesome years. It's official the 90s are back and trending! Joan paid tribute to 1992 o. N the cusp of Glamour magazine's announcement of the official comeback. I couldn't be happier. Welcome back! What do you mean you put my neon orange slap bracelet and and all my scrunchies in a garage sale years ago? Also before I...
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life in a retirement community: Dear American Airlines ... You're Scum Between My Toes
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Friday, July 3, 2015. Dear American Airlines . You're Scum Between My Toes. Dear American Airlines,. In the words of Alfalfa:. I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes.". While stranded in DFW, I learned a few valuable lessons:. 1 My life is a sitcom. Everything goes wrong, and then it miraculously it all works out . thanks to Twitter. Ran out of formula. 4 No one really listens to the TSA announcement warning you to report unattended bags to security. 5 Swim diapers are ...
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life in a retirement community: September 2014
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Thursday, September 25, 2014. Sleepless in the Retirement Community. My sweet night owl is 4 weeks old today. And in four weeks I have pretty much become a parental expert. I could totally write a book on how to rock motherhood. I need a house call. Throw every blasted baby book out the window. They don't know what they are talking about! Accept reality. It's ok to be an Internet stalker. What else is there to do at 2 am? Once my book hits Amazon, I will be taking applications for the night shift. Her nu...
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life in a retirement community: February 2015
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Friday, February 20, 2015. Always Get a Second Opinion . and Wear Sunscreen. Middle Eastern Exchange-Student Tan. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Lauren Conrad lied, and I had bad hair. Exhibit B Exhibit A I move away and everyone gets famous back home. My aunt and cousin are in the final casting stages of getting a. Livi Jo and Lucy Cate. Yesterday, I unexpectedly welcomed my very own real-life version of Mary-Kate and Ashley to this world. After we changed Mary-Kate and Ashle. Warren Party of Five. WARNING...
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life in a retirement community: April 2014
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Tuesday, April 8, 2014. What's Keeping Me Up at Night. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Lauren Conrad lied, and I had bad hair. Exhibit B Exhibit A I move away and everyone gets famous back home. My aunt and cousin are in the final casting stages of getting a. Livi Jo and Lucy Cate. Yesterday, I unexpectedly welcomed my very own real-life version of Mary-Kate and Ashley to this world. After we changed Mary-Kate and Ashle. Warren Party of Five. Its not a typo and yes, we did our math correctly. Our par. WARNIN...
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life in a retirement community: Sleepless in the Retirement Community
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Thursday, September 25, 2014. Sleepless in the Retirement Community. My sweet night owl is 4 weeks old today. And in four weeks I have pretty much become a parental expert. I could totally write a book on how to rock motherhood. I need a house call. Throw every blasted baby book out the window. They don't know what they are talking about! Accept reality. It's ok to be an Internet stalker. What else is there to do at 2 am? Once my book hits Amazon, I will be taking applications for the night shift. I love...
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life in a retirement community: Debuting Elle Broox Warren
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Friday, September 5, 2014. Debuting Elle Broox Warren. WARNING BLOG POST IS LONG and FULL OF GRAPHIC OVER-SHARES . that probably only Elle's mom and dad appreciate! Last Tuesday when my doctor told me, he didn't think I would make it to my due date (9/12), I told him I would have to wait a little longer I wasn't ready for sweet Elle's arrival . the chair for her nursery hasn't come in yet! During the happy times of my 15 minute epidural experience. Note: this is not laughing gas. Even my kiss made her cry.
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life in a retirement community: Sometimes Sweaters Make Me Look Fat
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Wednesday, November 7, 2012. Sometimes Sweaters Make Me Look Fat. Cheers to winter, which is swiftly approaching! Since this classic trend has graced the 2012 fall and winter runways, I am left with the challenge of deciding whether I should follow this trend. I have spent countless hours dissecting runway pictures and dissecting pictures of me in sweaters and I have come to several conclusions. 1 Avoid bulky sweaters at all cost because they hide your waist. Everyone needs a waist! Livi Jo and Lucy Cate.
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life in a retirement community: May 2014
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Sunday, May 11, 2014. Ironically on the most celebrated day for mothers, I came to the conclusion that motherhood terrifies me. Besides inevitably screwing my kid up, I am terrified of one simple three syllable word: opinion. Everyone's got one, so why should I be so scared? Thursday, May 8, 2014. Thanks Kristin Cavallari - I Should Have Had Mediocre Expectations. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Lauren Conrad lied, and I had bad hair. Livi Jo and Lucy Cate. Warren Party of Five. Since I have cooled down both...
