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salty chelle (rambles on): I'm Baaaaaaack......
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Salty chelle (rambles on). Oh my friends. It has been too long. Once again, I've been absent from blogland for an extended period, and once again I come back to you ready to take on the virtual world! I will refrain from making any promises about writing more regularly, since we all know that's very rarely the case, at least not for very long. I will say, though, that this most recent absence was due solely to the fact of my unemployment for the past nine months. You are thinking, quite empathetically.
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salty chelle (rambles on): 01.2009
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Salty chelle (rambles on). Happy belated New Year readers! Can it really be that I haven't posted. Shameful. And I call myself an aspiring writer! And SO MUCH has happened that I should have reported here, to my 4 loyal readers, which after 2 months of non-posting, probably don't come back anymore anyway. And my first ever warehouse Christmas rollerskating party! And my friends who showed up dressed in Christmas skating finery (and drag)! Michelle H., foreground, looking like a hot elf on wheels. Not qui...
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salty chelle (rambles on): Line of the Day: Fatalism
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Salty chelle (rambles on). Line of the Day: Fatalism. A friend was discussing her one major dream for her life with me this evening. You know, that perfect vision that you have where you're living exactly the kind of life you want to be living. Making money doing something you love. The whole deal. And then she followed up a recitation of all her fears about making this dream a reality with what is today's line of the day:. I said, there's not a whole lot I can say to that. Posted by Michelle Cerutti.
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salty chelle (rambles on): 06.2010
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Salty chelle (rambles on). Are any of you still with me? I've been a little distracted. Perhaps you noticed in more recent posts my mention of things really happening. For me lately, that my life was firing on all cylinders and improving in wholly new and beautiful ways. Which was true. And still is true. But, all good things must come to an end, and my whirlwind ride at the top of the wheel of fortune seems to be through for the time being. Posted by Michelle Cerutti. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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salty chelle (rambles on): 11.2008
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Salty chelle (rambles on). Not Quite Out of the "Normal" Range. But Almost. Posted by Michelle Cerutti. Somebody's Gonna Lose an Eye. And by "somebody," I mean. So, I decided to solve at least one of my snowboarding problems and remove the glasses, and thus, the fog, from the equation. Contacts it is! My coworkers noticed my missing glasses and asked, and I explained. How do you like them so far? Mmm, not so much," I say. I don't believe him, but smile politely. Because that's how it goes at work. I remo...
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salty chelle (rambles on): 04.2010
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Salty chelle (rambles on). Line of the Day! Those pants make you look like you have camel toe. It's just the illusion of camel toe, not real camel toe! Posted by Michelle Cerutti. Labels: line of the day. Line of the Day! The Universe shines down on yours truly these days, I tell you what. Today at Whole Foods, for every $25 you spend, you get a free, 20 lb. bag of compost. It's not advertised anywhere though, so I had no idea. As I left, the WF. Girl and dude-in-a-cowboy-hat working the bbq. You know, I...
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salty chelle (rambles on): 31? Meh.
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Salty chelle (rambles on). As I like to say. You know, the journey. It's a journey, and I'm on it. And it's actually pretty cool these days. Things aren't perfect, but I have, as of late, found myself better suited to enjoying the trip. Posted by Michelle Cerutti. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. My favorite places on the interweb. Overheard in New York. Passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes. The New York Times.
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salty chelle (rambles on): 01.2010
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Salty chelle (rambles on). This year I resolve to blog more. Amongst a growing list of resolutions. And while there are a seemingly infinite number of issues and stories I could report on at the moment (really, things are. For me lately, it's kind of wild), I'd like to begin 2010 with the first really good story of the year. And for my grand entrance back here at saltychelle. Or, well, not. But those four loyal readers knowwhahmsayn. Plays back. We laugh, hang up. In addition to the Skullterra. Other wor...
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salty chelle (rambles on): 05.2010
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Salty chelle (rambles on). Elder Bennett Sees My Vag! I swear, I'm not obsessed, but yes, this is another post about vaginas. And this time, it's mine. But back to lunch. So anyway, now blurting out "faJITEahs" is something of a habit. I tell them all this, and we're laughing and by then a few people are trying it on. You hear a stray "faJITEahs" around the room. Uttered from the mouths of good Utah folk. Mostly women. Good times. It's cold out," they say. It is not cold out," I say. It looks cold.".