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RichC: 06/26/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. First a clarification, this was a Saturday, not a Sunday. She. Of course remembered that the real parade. Is always on Sunday on the South Side, and the political, fakey parade. Is always downtown on Saturday. I forgot this very fact 8 years ago, but I'll get to that shortly. So I left off with a rescued cat, and a previously less fortunate friend. I quickly got cleaned up and ran outside to get my brothers car to go pick her up. My bother was driving a Fox. Pay cabbie ...

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RichC: 06/03/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. I love tech support. So I had to run, because someone had a CD stuck in the computer, and it was making bad sounds. I go there, force eject the CD, which was still spinning, which causes it to go off track. This is bad cause now I have to open the computer. I ask the person, "What kind of CD is this? Them: "Music, someone just burned it for me.". Me: "Well who burned it? Wondering if it was made here or somewhere else. Maybe I have 2 machines that need fixing.

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RichC: 06/07/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. Confession, I steal cell phones. Well, I don't actually steal them, I just move them. If someone here at work leaves their cellphone at their desk and then disappears for an hour or so while the over-possessive girlfriend keeps calling every 5 minutes and activating the effing "Dukes of Hazzard" ring tone, I can't be held responsible. I'm glad for you, really I am. I see you walking down the street, white earbuds. Yapping into your Razor. The techno kid strikes again.

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RichC: 06/25/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. Sometimes, when roadblock after roadblock is thrown in front of you, you just should accept fate and give up. Other-times, you can see the absurdity of the endless parade of ridiculous crap conspiring against you. If you can have the perspective to realize that the fates are just entertaining themselves at your expense, bet the farm against them and you'll achieve a new level of wealth. The wall meowed back. Or is that a quack. Well a bit more off than normal for me?

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RichC: 06/06/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. I felt something, a disturbance in the network, as if a million mac zealots cried out in horror and were suddenly silenced". Apple announced today that they have been planning a migration for the last 5 years to an Intel chipset. This gives Apple cheaper and faster chips than what IBM has been producing for them. Also, I would supposed that the cost to build the machines will drop since Apple will be using "standardized" silicon vs the low volume chip. My fab other half.

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RichC: 06/08/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. I want to grow up to be a Astronaut! Isn't that what every kids wants to be? Or a doctor, teacher, cop, firefighter. any vocation that is easily described in one or two words and includes props or costumes. Should I even care that my daughters will never pine to be actuaries, molecular biologists or CPA's. That I'll never find a Playmobile. Representation of what Daddy does for a living? Posted by UberDILF @ 4:03 PM. My fab other half. Gonna get me a new bike.

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RichC: 06/14/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. Weddings and Urban Living. Part of what burned me out, was the dichotomy between this huge milestone in the clients lives, and just another shitty day at work for me. They're walking around with Rose colored glasses (or worse yet Bridezilla's mother complaining about every little detail,) hoping the night will never end. I was just waiting for all the groomsmen to take off their jackets so I could do the same. Posted by UberDILF @ 1:06 PM. My fab other half.

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RichC: 06/15/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. After having spent the last several years spreading their rock/salsa gospel to the good people of South America balanced precariously atop the seat of their single 1951 Norton 500, The Mighty One , nearly all eight original members of Los Borrachos. Thrill to their musical acuity as Los Borrachos once again wrestle their own dwindling brain cells during Stump the Borrachos*! Los Borrachos w/ The Drastics. Saturday, June 18th 10pm. Martyrs - 3855 N Lincoln *.

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RichC: 06/09/05

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I'm just a little cleavage monkey. You Know You're From Chicago When. You say "Wanna go with? When you mean "Do you want to come with me? You know what Kennedy, Dan Ryan, Eisenhower, Edens, and Bishop Ford, have in common and curse one of them daily. You know what "the Hillside strangler is.". You know the difference between Richard J Daley and Richard M Daley. You can use two or three Daleyisms in context. You say Chicawgo and not Chicaago. Da is a proper definite article. You know a good gyros joint.