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SOAKING WET PANTIES: October 2007
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Monday, October 15, 2007. Eating zombies = soaking wet panties. Posted by ham sandwich @ 15:00. Eternal sunset of the spotty mind. Eating zombies = soaking wet panties. Dear ‘panties, It’s been one year and a myriad . The Secret of My Succe$. Boldly consuming lips and assholes. Michael the New Guy: Culinary Cock-Tease. You show me your burrito and ill show you mine. Burger is a burger is a burger ours is prime. Thats where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to b.
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SOAKING WET PANTIES: July 2007
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Thursday, July 19, 2007. It’s been one year and a myriad of culinary kamikazes since I last checked your drawers. It is my great pleasure to return with a vengeance. Yes, I ate out Red Lobster. Did you know that there is a waiting list at the ‘Lob? Well, there is, and it’s going to cost you an hour of your life and at least one conversation with some Lutherans from Illinois. When your table is ready, the lobster buzzer will vibrate and flash red. There is no one on the line, and that includes The Captain.
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SOAKING WET PANTIES: April 2006
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Friday, April 07, 2006. The Secret of My Succe$. Today for lunch I had pizza! Overall rating: 4 stars. Posted by fish taco @ 13:58. Thursday, April 06, 2006. Boldly consuming lips and assholes. Susanna correctly identified the burger flavor as ‘nothing’. Also they must have just taken the patties out of the refrigerator because mine nearly froze my cheese. I learned that our own Fish Taco cleans her bathroom with hotdogs. I also revealed my secret desire to master Klingon. Here’s a little taste:. Posted ...
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SOAKING WET PANTIES: you show me your burrito and i'll show you mine
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Friday, March 24, 2006. You show me your burrito and i'll show you mine. Today for lunch I ventured out of the Staff Caff, only to return moments later with a gargantuan burrito. I stuffed this burrito with piles of pulled pork, refried beans, black beans, brown rice, white cheese, salsa, guacamole, sour cream, salsa and plantains. Yeah, I said. In my burrito, motherfucker! Is not winning this year’s NCAA basketball pool. I give this meal 4 stars / A . Posted by ham sandwich @ 14:03. At 4/08/2006 5:11 PM.
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SOAKING WET PANTIES: February 2006
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006. Today I wisened up in my sandwich pursuits and went to the sparse new-agey juice bar across the street from the Sketchy Health Food Store. I'd never entered the juice bar before, but I'd seen some sandwiches in the window and decided to give it a shot. What a good idea that was! Behold, the Fourth Earl of Sandwich. The compulsive gambler and sex fiend responsible for approximately 15% of all the happiness in my life. Posted by egg salad @ 16:26. Posted by ham sandwich @ 14:13.
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SOAKING WET PANTIES: January 2006
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Unlike Fish Taco, I actually consumed a frozen dinner for lunch today. It was Amy's Indian Vegetable Korma - Curried Vegetables With Rice and Dal. As with everything Amy's. It was fuckin' good. If you have not yet welcomed Amy into your frozen kitchen, I suggest you do so pronto. For dessert I had a Penguin bar. Combined rating: 3.5 stars. Minus a half star because the basmati rice element of my Indian meal was a little bland and watery. Posted by egg salad @ 14:10. Dinner and ...
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SOAKING WET PANTIES: March 2006
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Thursday, March 30, 2006. Today, thanks to the nice weather, we boycotted the staff caff neon orange tandoori chicken in favor of Heartland Brewery. I ordered a plate of mini-cheeseburgers and a side of fries. This was all washed down with a pint of Indiana Pale Ale, which I was unable to finish due to the abundance of mini-cheeseburgers in my tummy. I think Susanna finished it off for me. What a lush. Overall rating: 3 1/2 stars. Posted by fish taco @ 15:29. Friday, March 24, 2006. The burrito man was s...
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SOAKING WET PANTIES: June 2006
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Monday, June 05, 2006. There’s a new stud horse in the Staff Caff, and I am beyond myself as to how I might adequately relay the magnitude of his awesomeness. As his name escapes me at this time, let’s call him Neo. He is genuinely happy to be here, despite never-ending commentary from Liz the Cafeteria Lady and impossibly bad jokes from Dave the Sandwich Guy ("New England clam. Neo wants to know how I’m doing, and even says goodbye when I leave. Neo is my everything. Posted by ham sandwich @ 17:05.
