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26 Responses to "Are You Pregnant?" When You're Not Pregnant At All | Stealing Faith
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Humor for relationships, family and life. Introductions & BlogRoll. 26 Responses to “Are You Pregnant? 8221; When You’re Not Pregnant At All. Http:/ 1.bp.blogspot.com/-NYYU6ksWB1I/Ulrm1LMQJFI/AAAAAAAAAE4/IkSg7kWavQg/s1600/Bloated Belly.jpg. I’d like to talk about something close to my heart literally. The lard baby. Last week Jennifer Garner – yes,. Jennifer Garner who is able to pull of a seriously crazy Thriller dance imitation in the movie. 13 Going on 30. Friends, Jennifer Garner has a lard baby, too!
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I’m Married! | Stealing Faith
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Humor for relationships, family and life. Introductions & BlogRoll. Category Archives: I’m Married! 10 Tips For Marrying The Wrong Person. Here we are, in the final installment of You Married the Wrong One, this time taking a sharp look at how to choose the best one out of all the wrong ones out there. The sad but true fact is you will marry someone who will exasperate you, hurt you, and make you angry. They will be lazy, depressed, self-centered, annoying, foolish and stinky on occasion. Says author Ann...
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Favorite Posts | Stealing Faith
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Humor for relationships, family and life. Introductions & BlogRoll. For those who are new to StealingFaith, you’ll quickly learn I tend to write about whatever happens at any given moment. But, as time marches by and I write day after day after dreary day… I’ve actually come to remember a few posts with fondness. In fact, I can guarantee you’ll enjoy reading these more than, say, putting ground glass in your eyeball or driving cross-country with a colicky 4 month old. Back Away From the Pregnant Lady.
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Mommy Sorority: Someday...
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011. Someday…I will get to sleep through the night. Someday…I will get to drink an entire cup of coffee in one sitting, while it is still hot. Someday…I will get to run more than three consecutive miles, without stopping to feed/change/comfort/play with someone. Someday…I will get to go to the bathroom in peace. Someday…I will get to eat a meal without picking something up off the floor. Someday…my facebook status updates will involve my own accomplishments. Money, Money, Money.
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Vive! | Stealing Faith
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Humor for relationships, family and life. Introductions & BlogRoll. Providence vs. Coincidence. Providence vs. Coincidence:. To recognize that our circumstances do not exist by chance but instead by intention for our good. (Ephesians 2:10). These word choices came back to me this morning as I came across the idea of Providence again in my quiet time. I did a google search for word definitions and the first thing search result for Coincidence was the dictionary definition: a remarkable concurrence of ...
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Posts by Category | Stealing Faith
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Humor for relationships, family and life. Introductions & BlogRoll. Interested in reading posts by topic? Use the drop down menu to navigate! Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Click to share on Google (Opens in new window). Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window). Click to print (Opens in new window). Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). April 22, 2012 at 7:02 am.
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Family Fun | Stealing Faith
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Humor for relationships, family and life. Introductions & BlogRoll. 8220;I love my homemade glitter tee”? Splutter} What is WRONG with these people? I’ve just finished browsing the Family Fun magazine and couldn’t find their mission statement anywhere. At least I couldn’t find the mission statement. Family Fun magazine should have: “A Disney publication dedicated to making good parents insecure.”. Let me back up and explain. I’ll admit it! Until Uno was born I’d never changed a diaper.). I flipped the pa...
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Mommy Sorority: Watered Down Challenge - Update
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Monday, November 21, 2011. Watered Down Challenge - Update. Asifthebes / stock.xchng. Well, It's now been a fortnight since I began the Watered Down Challenge. I've been looking for a place to use the word "fortnight" for approximately a score of years. Today is my lucky day.). I don't know how it's gone at your house with the challenge, but every morning I stumble out of bed, head to the bathroom, weigh myself on that horrible self-esteem device called a scale. And then choke down water. Where she write...
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Mommy Sorority: What's In My Head and On My Lips
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Sunday, November 27, 2011. What's In My Head and On My Lips. Coffee tastes best when it's stolen out of the pot before it's done brewing and it makes that little sizzling sound when the liquid hits the warmer. Gianni, this is my bath. You can take your own in twenty minutes after Mommy is raisin-y. Get your toes out. Get your fingers out. Quit stealing my bubbles. Ok, you can take the bubbles with you. Don't drip. This is the only time of year I like cookies. Why is the laundry never done? I hate seeing ...
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Denim Jumpers are Out, Rolling Crates are In | Stealing Faith
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Humor for relationships, family and life. Introductions & BlogRoll. Denim Jumpers are Out, Rolling Crates are In. Times are changing…. Friends, I’ve just returned home from my very first visit to a state homeschooling convention. First, it was awesome. There’s no way to get around the fact that we were surrounded by several other thousand people who were strangers and yet like-minded and that was pretty cool. They pass as normal, friends! The face of homeschooling is changing! But a word from the perspec...
