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The Blue Monkey: Big Macs
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. The Big Mac will be replaced with the Bigger Mac. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. The Six Million Dollar Man. I am left-handed. I used to tap dance when I was a kid. I don't eat enough vegetables. When I am not busy at work, I play solitaire. I was my high school class' valedictorian. I have a lot of cacti; but I usually say cactuses. I can't spell the word eczema. (I looked it up) I always buy Levis 501 button fly jeans. Always! View my complete profile.
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The Blue Monkey: Microwaves
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. Microwave ovens will be replaced by supermicromicrowave ovens called smicrowaves. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. The Six Million Dollar Man. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice! View my complete profile.
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The Blue Monkey: Cakes and Balloons
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. A balloon cake will be invented for birthday celebrations. It will be called a ballake. Cutting this hybrid balloon/cake will prove difficult. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. The Six Million Dollar Man. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice! View my complete profile.
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The Blue Monkey: March 2008
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. Rainbows will be called sunbows. They will only have 5 colours: red, orange, yellow, green, and blue. Because violet and indigo are too hard to remember. A balloon cake will be invented for birthday celebrations. It will be called a ballake. Cutting this hybrid balloon/cake will prove difficult. The Six Million Dollar Man. There will be a remake of "The Six Million Dollar Man", but because of inflation he will be the " The Seven Million Dollar Man. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I am ...
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The Blue Monkey: Rainbows
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. Rainbows will be called sunbows. They will only have 5 colours: red, orange, yellow, green, and blue. Because violet and indigo are too hard to remember. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. The Six Million Dollar Man. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice! View my complete profile.
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I Am The Cheese: A New Location
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I Am The Cheese. Saturday, 24 May 2008. I've moved my blog over to wordpress. Have a look at: http:/ planetross.wordpress.com/. Hope to see you there! Companies House Webcheck Service. Url=http:/ perosnalbinking.v3host.be/companies-house-webcheck.html]company house webcheck[/url]. 10 February 2010 at 23:15. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe to I Am The Cheese. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice! View my complete profile. Subscribe in a reader.
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I Am The Cheese: 05/05/08
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I Am The Cheese. Monday, 5 May 2008. No one was paying any attention, so I stabbed it. I didn’t quite get the penetration I wanted the first time. I lined it up and stabbed it again: metal through skin. The little bugger never saw it coming. It didn’t have a chance. Just sitting there innocently one minute, and then impaled the next. It didn’t scream or wriggle. It just accepted its fate. I don’t think I did anything wrong. I can’t get into trouble for this. I’m going to do it again. Links to this post.
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I Am The Cheese: 05/18/08
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I Am The Cheese. Sunday, 18 May 2008. I have giant bonsai trees in my yard. The people who lived here before me must have failed their bonsai class, so they planted them. There is not much else you can do with giant bonsai trees. They are too small to cut up for firewood and too big to stay in a pot. They are useless once planted too! You can never hang a birdfeeder or tire swing from them. They only provide shade to ants. Kids can’t climb them. They never grow big enough to create a privacy barrier.
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I Am The Cheese: Giant Bonsai Trees
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I Am The Cheese. Sunday, 18 May 2008. I have giant bonsai trees in my yard. The people who lived here before me must have failed their bonsai class, so they planted them. There is not much else you can do with giant bonsai trees. They are too small to cut up for firewood and too big to stay in a pot. They are useless once planted too! You can never hang a birdfeeder or tire swing from them. They only provide shade to ants. Kids can’t climb them. They never grow big enough to create a privacy barrier.
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I Am The Cheese: 05/24/08
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I Am The Cheese. Saturday, 24 May 2008. I've moved my blog over to wordpress. Have a look at: http:/ planetross.wordpress.com/. Hope to see you there! Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe to I Am The Cheese. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice! View my complete profile. Subscribe in a reader.
