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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: Diary of a Mad Housewife
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Friday, August 07, 2009. Diary of a Mad Housewife. The story of my last few weeks is one of hot steamy chaos topped with a heaping melty helping of stress and sprinkled with crunchy annoying complications. A delicious recipe for Mama Meltdown! I had just emptied the silverware basket and turned to use the laptop. In that short span… maybe 45 seconds… somehow things went terribly wrong. Fast forward to the end of the week. It was no surprise ...
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: November 2008
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Wednesday, November 19, 2008. It's a difficult time for us all. On my return to bed after a particularly grueling baby wake-up.*. Husband: Is she ok? Me: Yeah, she’s back to sleep.finally. Husband: What got her up and so hard to put back down? Me: Dunno. Might have been some heartburn/reflux issues, though… ‘cause I finally gave her ½ a teaspoon Maalox in desperation and now she’s sleeping nicely. Husband: What could have given her heartburn?
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: Rising from the ashes... or the cheddar bunny dust...
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Monday, March 15, 2010. Rising from the ashes. or the cheddar bunny dust. So Yeah. Um…. You know what I hate? When someone writes on their blog regularly for a long time and then they’re all ………. *crickets*…………. And you’re all “WTF? And then they come back with this lame-o “Sorry… life so busy” post. What-ev. So I won’t do that. Yes, I am busy. But duh-fucking-huh, right? Yep Depression. Blah, blah, blah, lather, rinse, repeat. Without going int...
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: November 2009
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Sunday, November 08, 2009. Just another evening at our house. Husband: "Look Vivi, it's a full hour of Dora! Me: "Is it Dora and the Crystal Kingdom? Husband: "uh. I don't know. it looks like Dora is running around with Ron Jeremy.". Me: "Is Ron Jeremy wearing a crown? Me: "Yep, that's Dora and the Crystal Kindom.". Husband: "Uh.King Ron is carrying around what appears to be a . um. you know". Me: "Yeah- that's his scepter. as it were.".
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: March 2010
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Monday, March 15, 2010. Rising from the ashes. or the cheddar bunny dust. So Yeah. Um…. You know what I hate? When someone writes on their blog regularly for a long time and then they’re all ………. *crickets*…………. And you’re all “WTF? And then they come back with this lame-o “Sorry… life so busy” post. What-ev. So I won’t do that. Yes, I am busy. But duh-fucking-huh, right? Yep Depression. Blah, blah, blah, lather, rinse, repeat. Without going int...
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: Mother of the Year
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Wednesday, August 19, 2009. Mother of the Year. You know it's been a banner day when you have to call the Poison Control Center and say "So. my 20-month-old just took a swig of some KY massage oil. what's that gonna do to my day? The answer is not much. Maybe a really sludgey diaper later, but no real harm done. Actually, I'm enjoying my child smelling like "Bali Moonlight" as opposed to the usual eau de A&D ointment. View my complete profile.
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: Halloween Picture Bonanza!
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Friday, November 06, 2009. And now. because everyone is the house is sick and I barely have the brainpower to keep myself from drooling. gratuitous Halloween photos. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm a WAHM of a 2y.o. little girl. I'm a happily heterosexually married housewife, too. I'm also a left-of-left liberal, feminist, and Christian. Enough contradictions yet? View my complete profile. Blogs I Know and Love. Child's Play X 2.
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: August 2009
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Wednesday, August 19, 2009. Mother of the Year. You know it's been a banner day when you have to call the Poison Control Center and say "So. my 20-month-old just took a swig of some KY massage oil. what's that gonna do to my day? The answer is not much. Maybe a really sludgey diaper later, but no real harm done. Actually, I'm enjoying my child smelling like "Bali Moonlight" as opposed to the usual eau de A&D ointment. Friday, August 07, 2009.
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: September 2008
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Friday, September 19, 2008. The problem, you see, is color. This is Your Nation on White Privilege. For those who still can't grasp the concept of white privilege, or who are looking for some easy-to-understand examples of it, perhaps this list will help. White privilege is being able to be a gun enthusiast and not make people immediately scared of you. White privilege is being able to convince white women who don't even agree with you on any su...
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Life, Liberty, & Vodka Tonics: April 2009
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Life, Liberty, and Vodka Tonics. Awesomely evil since 1976! Wednesday, April 15, 2009. Absence makes your readership go wander. So where have I been? I wish I had something sexy to report, but no, I do not. Let me put it to you this way. A few night's ago I dreamed I was doing laundry pretty much all night. I woke up thinking "dammit! Couldn't my subconscious come up with something a little more glamorous? But it's not my poor subconscious's. Dance segment of Yo Gabba. And it got published! I'm a WAHM of...