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The Elegant Bachelor: April 2006
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Sunday, April 16, 2006. Texting under the influence. Oh i think i can crash here wit yo glasses and i like you in your wire fronts'. You forgot your glasses and now i'm alcovatant'. He anyone was ever a cuntsack you were surely one. You and the whole damn system. Moutsan'. Posted by phatcam @ 12:18 AM. View my complete profile. Plevz Razor Sharp Wit. Cam's Phat Listening Record. Too much time on my hands or how i caught the cla. But what of the children? Texting under the influence.
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The Elegant Bachelor: May 2006
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Monday, May 08, 2006. Only the chronically syphilitic would miss them. Governor Hindmarsh Hotel, SA, $35.40 ( bf). Tickets on sale: 4 May. Oh my, oh my, oh my. i have my ticket already. i'm looking forward to this one. Posted by phatcam @ 5:15 PM. Saturday, May 06, 2006. Too much time on my hands or 'how i caught the clap'. I once loved a women who was not clean. She loved me hard, She loved me mean. One look down there. Gave quite a scare. Now so does my peen. Stay tuned for barroom sing-along version-.
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The Elegant Bachelor: March 2006
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Friday, March 17, 2006. O how my great liberal heart labors. Being the influential, important public figure that i am, i'm often stopped in the street and asked for my views on current events. With our state election looming i was asked, 'I value your opinion more than life itself. Tell me how to vote and it shall be done.' by a fanatical elegant bachelor. Subscriber. To which i replied 'That's not strictly a question now, is it? Option #1 - X-treme Donkey Vote. Option #2 - Street Cred. Reward the most c...