witbones.blogspot.com
*: NEW COLUMN
http://witbones.blogspot.com/p/classseparator-styleclear-both-text.html
HOW DO YOU TAKE MY COFFEE? By B Elwin Sherman. Lots of talk these days about how we’re losing our privacy. Everywhere we go, we are being watched. Everyplace we speak, our voices are being recorded. This is perhaps best evidenced by the fact that politicians are now too often caught unawares in the act of saying what they really mean, and being exposed when telling the truth can ruin a political career. So, you can afford a new roof, but where’s that fiver you owe me? I’m thinking about where I wen...
witbones.blogspot.com
*: July 2014
http://witbones.blogspot.com/2014_07_01_archive.html
Wednesday, July 23, 2014. KUDOS TO THE LOWE'S DELIVERY GUY, when he delivered my new white stove and dishwasher, and I joked (with all the seriousness I could muster) about how they would now clash with my old black refrigerator, and what was I to do? He deadpanned: "Learn to live with diversity.". Wednesday, July 23, 2014. Monday, July 14, 2014. I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND soccer riots. Monday, July 14, 2014. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Join Me On Facebook! Click Here to e-mail the author. The Best of Aging.
witbones.blogspot.com
*: April 2015
http://witbones.blogspot.com/2015_04_01_archive.html
Sunday, April 12, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Finders Seekers Hoarders Keepers. Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Finders Seekers Hoarders Keepers.". How can I stop making mountains out of molehills? The good news is, your question holds the key to solving this dilemma. No, you’re not making mountains out of molehills, but you are trying to make molehills out of mountains. Fine if you’re a mole, but you n...Now, only bring b...
cpoa.org
COPSWEST Training & Expo 2016 - California Peace Officers Association | CPOA
https://cpoa.org/COPSWEST
Events & Training. 555 Capitol Mall, Suite 1495. Sacramento, CA 95814. Events & Training. COPSWEST Training & Expo 2016. October 03 - 06, 2016 Sacramento Convention Center. What do COPSWEST and Paul McCartney have in common? They will both be in Sacramento the first week of October. Opportunity Drawing for a Ticket to See Paul McCartney in Sacramento with 2016-17 CPOA President: Deputy Chief David McGill! See the DRAWING DETAILS AND RULES tab under Attendee Info for more information. In the training port...
witbones.blogspot.com
*: "DEAR WITBONES" --- Big Rhode Island Nibbles
http://witbones.blogspot.com/2015/03/dear-witbones-big-rhode-island-nibbles.html
Friday, March 27, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Big Rhode Island Nibbles. Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Big Rhode Island Nibbles.". My wife and I are writing from Rhode Island, and we can tell you that we’re sick and tired of being the butt of “small” jokes. We love our state, we don’t FEEL small, and we want all this smalltalk to stop! Now I’m practically packing my bags. You’re also home to “Nibbles Woodaway,...And, if w...
witbones.blogspot.com
*: March 2015
http://witbones.blogspot.com/2015_03_01_archive.html
Friday, March 27, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Big Rhode Island Nibbles. Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Big Rhode Island Nibbles.". My wife and I are writing from Rhode Island, and we can tell you that we’re sick and tired of being the butt of “small” jokes. We love our state, we don’t FEEL small, and we want all this smalltalk to stop! Now I’m practically packing my bags. You’re also home to “Nibbles Woodaway,...And, if w...
witbones.blogspot.com
*: "DEAR WITBONES" --- Look At This Out Loud!
http://witbones.blogspot.com/2015/02/dear-witbones-look-at-this-out-loud.html
Saturday, February 7, 2015. DEAR WITBONES" - - Look At This Out Loud! Dear Witbones" - Ask A Humorist! Is B Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column for the laughlorn. Today's Witboner:. Look At This Out Loud! I am an old man. How old? Here's how old: something is happening to me now that started some time ago as an occasional thing, but now it goes on all the time. People talk to me like I'm hard of hearing or senile, shouting at me and/or speaking very slowly. What can I do about it? For example, base...
witbones.blogspot.com
*: November 2014
http://witbones.blogspot.com/2014_11_01_archive.html
Sunday, November 9, 2014. SHIFTING TO MANUAL AUTOMATIC. Dear Driver’s Education Instructors:. It’s been a long time since I first sat behind the wheel and sallied forth in Sally (I named my first car “Sally” for reasons best left parked in history). A lot has changed since then. Motor vehicle operators in this country have all gone crazy. Let’s look at some of the driver’s education topics covered in the classroom and in-vehicle sessions, and see if we can find where things have gone wrong:. Nostalgic hu...
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT