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70 Sketches: Feetless
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Thursday, April 12, 2007. This is a humble sketch; brief, basically one joke, in and out. I wanted to make it longer, but couldn't make it longer without stretching the rather simple (and probably banal) idea long enough that the joke would get lost. Dude walks into the room, whistling or humming, guy looks up annoyed. What are you so happy about? Sits down on the couch. I got the world's greatest idea today. Gonna make me a mint! Get this. Footless Shoe Stores.". Right It's brilliant.". What do you mean?
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70 Sketches: Building Contractors
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Monday, March 26, 2007. This is a wierd sketch and one I'm not sure I'm 100% comfortable with. It's got some very funny lines, but I'm not exactly sure who I think I'm making fun of here. Still I love the suggestion that God watches sparrows fall because he's got obsessive-compulsive condition. Two guys sitting on a girder eating lunch. So Frankie you wanna go bowling this Sunday? Nah Im going to church.". Hey hey hey I never figured you for no church boy.". Yeah yeah all cloudy and stuff? Yeah but they ...
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70 Sketches: The Laziest Man in Hollywood
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Thursday, November 30, 2006. The Laziest Man in Hollywood. I like this one ok, but I wasted some time trying to figure out how to stretch it. It's a very simple idea that's pretty funny in and of itself, but it didn't lend itself to much length. This could work, trimmed down a little, as part of a weekend update sketch. Scene shoots to graveyard). "Yes, since 1977 Mr. Chaplin has not entertained a single person. Compare that to Elvis Presley, who also died in 1977, but who continues to person...Back to s...
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70 Sketches: April 2007
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007. When Johnny Comes Marching Home. This one has had a difficult birthing; all I am going to say about it is be careful not to assume that either of these characters is saying things I agree with. A dirt with a fence next to it. Johnny in a soldiers uniform comes marching along it, sitting on the fence is Billy. Looking up and seeing Johnny looking all proud of himself says flatly. Hey Billy. You hear to lead me into the reception? You want me to Hurrah again? I'm marching home.".
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70 Sketches: Costume Shop Sketch
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007. I'm not entirely confident in this sketch; I don't think I nailed it. But there are some funny lines. Back doors in a costume shop. Joe is sitting reading the paper, Mike walks in. Walks over to costume rack, and fiddles with it) "Josephine called in sick.". Looking back at his paper. That sucks. Wasn't it her night to do the street corner thing? Yep Looks like we will need a back up.". Very intently looking at his paper. Take a guess.". Folding down paper aggressively. What abou...
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70 Sketches: When Johnny Comes Marching Home
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007. When Johnny Comes Marching Home. This one has had a difficult birthing; all I am going to say about it is be careful not to assume that either of these characters is saying things I agree with. A dirt with a fence next to it. Johnny in a soldiers uniform comes marching along it, sitting on the fence is Billy. Looking up and seeing Johnny looking all proud of himself says flatly. Hey Billy. You hear to lead me into the reception? You want me to Hurrah again? I'm marching home.".
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70 Sketches: November 2006
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Thursday, November 30, 2006. The Laziest Man in Hollywood. I like this one ok, but I wasted some time trying to figure out how to stretch it. It's a very simple idea that's pretty funny in and of itself, but it didn't lend itself to much length. This could work, trimmed down a little, as part of a weekend update sketch. Scene shoots to graveyard). "Yes, since 1977 Mr. Chaplin has not entertained a single person. Compare that to Elvis Presley, who also died in 1977, but who continues to person...Back to s...
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70 Sketches: Sketchy Cooking - Corn and Bacon Dip
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Monday, December 04, 2006. Sketchy Cooking - Corn and Bacon Dip. My most successful recipe yet (from page 237 if you are playing along at home). The recipe was very good with crackers, and had some staying power as well. You could make it and snack on it over the weekend, or take it with some crackers and a butter knife to a party. You'll be the belle of the ball. Maybe. Posted by Bryant @ 12:31 PM. This website does three things. Nowhereville, Denial, United States. See my complete profile. The X Axis .
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70 Sketches: Comments Change
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006. I switched from using Blogger comments, to using Haloscan comments to make it easier for people to leave comments, should they be so inclined. Posted by Bryant @ 7:14 PM. This website does three things. 1 I will on a weekly or bi-weekly basis present comedic sketches I have written. Your mileage may vary. 3 I also think I will write the occasional feature on comedy or on things I find funny. Nowhereville, Denial, United States. See my complete profile. Make me a Commentator!
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70 Sketches: Your Host
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Friday, April 06, 2007. That's also a picture of my car. Posted by Bryant @ 12:21 PM. This website does three things. 1 I will on a weekly or bi-weekly basis present comedic sketches I have written. Your mileage may vary. 2 I will also be cooking and reporting on recipes I make from the many cookbooks I have. I will be starting with a book of appetizer recipes and moving up from that. I will be reporting here rather than cooking. Nowhereville, Denial, United States. See my complete profile. The X Axis .