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Polka dot CloversThis is a humor blog. It's mildly offensive and definitely full of ****. I'm a witty motherfucker when I want to be. Or so I'd like to think.
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This is a humor blog. It's mildly offensive and definitely full of ****. I'm a witty motherfucker when I want to be. Or so I'd like to think.
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Polka dot Clovers: Keywords: Teenage Mutant Ninja Boners!!!!
http://polkadot-clovers.blogspot.com/2012/02/keywords-teenage-mutant-ninja-boners.html
February 24, 2012. Keywords: Teenage Mutant Ninja Boners! Like all other bloggers, I tend to keep my eye on how many people have stumbled onto my blog, which posts they decided to read, and where the hell they came from. I remember when I first started blogging, I nearly pissed my pants when I saw someone from Norway found my blog, and immediately felt like I was a motherfucking international rockstar. (My dreams of becoming a Norwegian princess was quickly coming true! I hate you.). I know that my blog ...
Polka dot Clovers: I Hope You Like the Taste of Slaps
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May 2, 2012. I Hope You Like the Taste of Slaps. I’m going to be honest with you guys, there is a lot of shit that pisses me off. You can pretend to be surprised by that statement, but I’ll know you’re just being polite- and quite frankly, if you’re the ‘polite’ type, I’m not sure we’d get along. You should just call me a crazy bitch like the rest of ‘em so we can move forward and develop a normal relationship. What was I saying? Oh right, a lot of shit pisses me off. I decided to make a list. Girls who ...
Polka dot Clovers: Sexier Than a Drunk Chimpanzee
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April 11, 2012. Sexier Than a Drunk Chimpanzee. Everyone envies someone, for something, sometimes. If you pretend for a second that you don’t envy anyone, ever,. Then I’m going to recommended you get the fuck out of here and go look in a mirror for a few minutes until you can accept that you’re not a real human and your life is probably a pretty big joke. I’ll wait for you to come back. Now that you’ve come to terms with all of the people you envy all the fucking time. Now that I got that. I’d draw...
Polka dot Clovers: A Lot of People Google Tits and Booty.
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January 25, 2013. A Lot of People Google Tits and Booty. If you’re still out there- there’s something I need to tell you. I’m not dead. I also want to assure you that I’m not in a vegetative state where my fingers stopped working and my brain stopped producing funnies. I still produce funnies. Although there’s nothing funny about being in a vegetative state, so I take that part back. This is not going as I’d hoped. Let’s put it this way: I’m balls-deep in life stuff. She is the best thing that’s ev...
Polka dot Clovers: An Open Letter to Hot Sauce
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June 13, 2012. An Open Letter to Hot Sauce. You spicy little bitch, you. I see the way you sit there on my shelf, taunting me with your red glow, beckoning me to pick you up and cradle you in my arms. I see the way your label warns me that you’re going to burn, and you know what? I don’t even care. I don’t love you in spite of the pain you cause, I love you because. Of the pain you cause. You get me. You get inside of me like no one else. (Heh. Gross). But you know what, you crazy, firey SOB? I love hot ...
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April 3, 2012 at 9:00 am. These are all so wonderful. Just so you know, I’m suppressing some pretty strong urges to propose to you. April 8, 2013 at 4:51 am. I don’t know you, but I feel like I’ve known you for my whole 6 minutes. and you found my giggle box. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. You may use these. A href= title= abbr title= acronym title= b blockquote cite= cite code del datetime= em i q cite= strike strong. All text and images. By this is not that blog.
No Me Gusta! I’m pretty sure my cd-burner is a douche bag | Sleepy Toaster
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This Place is SO Random…. I’m pretty sure my cd-burner is a douche bag. So, here I am trying to burn a disc and I’m pretty sure my cd-burner is either a douche bag…or racist. I can’t figure out which. Maybe it’s jealous because everything else on the truck has a name, and it doesn’t? Maybe because it’s confused of it’s purpose. Maybe it’s because I rarely burn discs and it’s like ‘well you never pay any attention to me, why the hell should I help you? So CD burner…I have but one thing to say you.
I’m full of excuses and none of them are good | My ADD Comes In Flavours
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Who the hell is this chick? My ADD Comes In Flavours. 8230;and I only wish I was English…. Thanks for dropping by My ADD Comes In Flavours! Take a look around and grab the RSS feed. To stay updated. See you around! I’m full of excuses and none of them are good. Filed under: this post might not make sense. Wtf is wrong with me. Mdash; 7 Comments. And of course one of the men took it too far and postulated whether they could help a fellow monk out. They’re so fucking true to their name. So yes, I will be t...
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Scientific Facts...I just made up: June 2012
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Scientific Facts.I just made up. Friday, June 29, 2012. This shit is gold. Or just shit. Whatever. Still busy as fuck with moving and other insane life crap, but I thought I would share a glimpse with you of why you are glad you don't get emails from me. This is why:. Actual email I sent on facebook yesterday. Except for the orange parts. I edited those. Because I can.]. Penis jokes from that? So why are you so all over the place lately? Do you guys know when you are coming down? 1:10 PM me: Do we know w...
Yuppie, Hipster, Hobo, I Don’t Fucking Know | Welcome to Snarkley Street
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Welcome to Snarkley Street. Where the air is definitely not clear. Happy Fucking New Year’s Resolutions Six Years in the Making. I Suck Complete Buttz and Other Assorted Ramblings →. Yuppie, Hipster, Hobo, I Don’t Fucking Know. People, I’m embroiled in a dilemma. As the 20-teens swing into full gear, I’m noticing the fashion and music trends that will (I’m guessing) define this particular era of history. Actual jeans I owned in the 90s. I could fit a carton of cigarettes in the back of the leg pockets.
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Shut the front door: February 2012
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Shut the front door. My slightly skewed perspective on life……. Tuesday, February 28, 2012. I am IM'POTENT.or at least in my own mind. So first off, apparently I was awarded a Liebsters Blog Award from Britt over at. Apparently, I have fooled that bitch into thinking that I am a funny and witty new blogger. MUAHHHAHAHAHA…….(evil ringing of hands here), little does she know that it is just a jedi mind trick. If you are awarded the Liebster Blog Award, here are the rules you “have” to follow. And I bestow t...
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Two Pound Your Pear. Sharpshooter of the Apocalypse. Nov 12th, 2009 at 10:31 PM. The lights fell out of the sky,. Sharpshooter of the apocalypse,. Drinking the oxygen waste,. Flicker, flicker, stop). Sep 26th, 2009 at 10:01 PM. Ooh, I feel a bit sick :S. I have my dance audition for university in two days. I haven't been nervous until now. I just want to know I can do it. Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)- Florence and The Machine. Cigarettes, stubble and sex. Sep 23rd, 2009 at 11:12 PM. Man, I feel wacky.
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Under Over Above Below. Writer's Block: What Makes You Feel Sexy? Writer's Block: Decision Time. To quote that Weezer song, it's all so cinematic. Writer's Block: Theme Dining. I just wanted to use that icon. Good freaking god it's hot here. Writer's Block: The Perfect Kid-Friendly Laptop. Writer's Block: I Don't Normally Do This Kind of Thing. Writer's Block: What Makes You Feel Sexy? Aug 25th, 2009 07:52 pm. Party in the USA," Miley Cyrus. What Makes You Feel Sexy? What makes you feel sexy? Heretics," ...
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January 25, 2013. A Lot of People Google Tits and Booty. If you’re still out there- there’s something I need to tell you. I’m not dead. I also want to assure you that I’m not in a vegetative state where my fingers stopped working and my brain stopped producing funnies. I still produce funnies. Although there’s nothing funny about being in a vegetative state, so I take that part back. This is not going as I’d hoped. Let’s put it this way: I’m balls-deep in life stuff. She is the best thing that’s ev...
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