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MILKSLAM: April 2010
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, April 22, 2010. The doctor said my mom should've had an aBORTION! Wearing a suit can justify ANYTHING. Well, let me start by defining my usage of the word "justify": I mean that if you are wearing a suit, you- the wearer of the suit- can and will feel justified doing just about anything. Examples? All of these people feel about three hundred percent better about what they're doing because they look, and therefore feel fucking awesome. Labels: g...
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MILKSLAM: Rules to put on my Tombstone
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, March 17, 2011. Rules to put on my Tombstone. Yeah, I know, this shit [the 'slam] is dead. But I thought this needed to go out into the world. And screw it. We all know Mike Boren lists Milkslam = a completely kosher and mostly sfw way to waste some time online. This is from pages 3-5 verbatim:. I have spent at least four hours one day a week for the past six months typing band names into a computer. I enter bands for twenty-four venues. More t...
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MILKSLAM: July 2010
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, July 1, 2010. She still in the house? Oh my god, my beloved slampigs. You are in for a treat and a half today. How long has it been since I wrote one of these? Let me check. over a month. Christ, that's deplorable. But you know what, fruits? Today is a new day. And as the REAL alcoholics say, "take one day at a time, then throw back a box of wine after a few years of doin' it right." Something to that effect, right? 3 "Oh wait, I have a coupon!
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MILKSLAM: January 2010
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, January 28, 2010. Mike Boren Is Utterly Confused By Steven Seagal. According to Wikipedia, " Steven F. Seagal. Born April 10, 1952). Writer, martial artist. Frankly, that's the most badass one line bio I've ever heard, and I honestly, Royally*, wish it was mine. Yet, if you watch anything involving Steven Seagal, you will be utterly confused. You will ask yourself, "Is this serious? And "What is going on here? Conclusion: I DON'T GET IT. Altern...
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MILKSLAM: February 2010
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, February 25, 2010. Spring is Almost [Not] Here! So here I am a southern(ish) kid in the middle of a fucking Chicago winter. I've shivered and moaned and bitched all quarter, cursing my classmates from Detroit and Minneapolis who claim the winter here isn't "that bad." Waiting for the Addison or, more likely, the Belmont bus in god knows what wind chill, I remind myself, "Hey, its only a week until March.". Summer Babe (Winter Version). My Japan...
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MILKSLAM: March 2011
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Friday, March 25, 2011. Reflections on a Tragedy. I’ll preface this by saying I never knew Mitch Dubey personally. I am writing this as an admirer—as a kid who went to his fair share of shows in the New Haven area, and witnessed the light of a truly remarkable person who has suddenly been taken from our midst. Also, as a fairly self-evident warning to old school Milkslam readers, this won’t be a particularly funny post. I lost my breath. The venues vary ...
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MILKSLAM: Nah, but, for real
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Saturday, May 1, 2010. Nah, but, for real. OUR BAND COULD BEAT YOUR WIFE. Check it out sometime. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Well ho ho ho, my little droogies! Nah, but, for real. Ryan 'The Sneetch' Ziffra. Obsessions of a Dead Rodent. Breaking News: Chicagoan's Laziness Creates Singularity. Sort Of. My Heart and the E-World. Not Oprah's Blog Club. FUCK YEAH: Comet Control - Future Forever [MP3]. Usain in the Membrane.
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MILKSLAM: Well ho ho ho, my little droogies!
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Tuesday, May 25, 2010. Well ho ho ho, my little droogies! That's right blogoloids, I couldn't let this ship sink. The ol' Slamspot has only survived thus far thanks to my blind arrogance, and I've had enough coffee today to resurrect the shit out of your empty, Milkless lives. A fair amount has happened in the past month, as expected. Two Houses played a bunch of kickass shows; we recorded an EP. I'm doing this shit for all of you, risking my life in the...
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MILKSLAM: Reflections on a Tragedy
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Friday, March 25, 2011. Reflections on a Tragedy. I’ll preface this by saying I never knew Mitch Dubey personally. I am writing this as an admirer—as a kid who went to his fair share of shows in the New Haven area, and witnessed the light of a truly remarkable person who has suddenly been taken from our midst. Also, as a fairly self-evident warning to old school Milkslam readers, this won’t be a particularly funny post. I lost my breath.