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Chick Thing Poems: March 2011
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What is it about meter and cadence and rhythm that makes their makers mad? Sestina Day Sixteen: Flying. Sestina Day 15: Dear Japanese Power Companies. Sestina Day 14: Oyster Rights! Sestina Day 13: Big Bad Wolf. Sestina Day 12: Feminist Diatribe. Sestina Day 11: Twisted Verse. Sestina Day 10: Beer and Spirits. Sestina Day 9: Drinking with Jow. Sestina Day 8: Birthday Special. Sestina Day 7: Secret Recipe. Sestina Day 6: Babywriter. Sestina day 5: A Cautionary Tale. Sestina Day 3.2: For KB. Who thrill the...
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): October 2011
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Tuesday, 18 October 2011. Thursday, 13 October 2011. Freakin' me out, man. The guy across the table from me is behaving very oddly. No, not the one all in black with biker beard and tattoos -the guy dressed in a decent suit and well-groomed. Why? Now hes blasting Insane in the Membrane while seemingly asleep to the point where his head is lolling and his jaw is making involuntary motions, but all the while his leg is still bouncing. Im kind of waiting for him to just jump up and go postal. On the jewel-e...
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): Accidentally awesome
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Wednesday, 22 February 2012. When we got to the platform, the conductor was motioning for us to run, even though we still had 4 minutes until departure. I commented about it to him and he just said that my watch must be wrong. A few minutes later, he checked my season ticket and we settled in to read some Dr Seuss books and the Velveteen Rabbit. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Oh baby, its simply appalling. Poor Train Buddy 2.0. Stuff that makes me smile. Post-it Says it All.
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): January 2012
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Wednesday, 11 January 2012. If I go missing. Ive recently changed my preferred carriage. Now that there are regularly 4 carriages, I can avoid the Office Workers from Hell. Either Hard Stare Man has done the same thing, or hes following me. When I catch him staring, he never looks sheepish or smiles. I dont think hes flirting. He looks more like the guy you wouldnt want to meet out jogging on your own. Every time I catch him looking at me, I hear the donk donk from an episode of Law and Order. Selecting ...
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): March 2012
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Thursday, 8 March 2012. She just relayed a story to her boyfriend about seeing an old man fall over in the road. It was apparently so tragic, that she had to cry pretty little tears. For 10 minutes. Designer boyfriend dutifully comforted her while she wept, but somehow she did it without smudging her mascara. Its all better now. Dont you worry. As long as daddys credit card still works, she will be fine. Wednesday, 7 March 2012. The Mystery of the Unintentional Hipster. No way to tell. The shoes! The sho...
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): November 2011
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Friday, 25 November 2011. Some people love Fridays. I was off yesterday recovering from a tummy bug, but dragged myself in for a meeting today (and to collect a turkey - long story). Lets just hope for everyones sake that I dont have a relapse, because there are about 40 people crammed into the aisle between me and the nearest receptacle. That would make everyones Friday night, Im sure. Happy Friday, everyone! Friday, 18 November 2011. Ok, train company. Can we just stop pretending now? 25/10 14 mins late.
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): April 2012
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Tuesday, 17 April 2012. This guy has sat near me before. Immaculate sweatsuit and trainers, tatted neck, and UNBELIEVABLY loud and shit pop/dance music. He was pleasant enough when I asked him to turn it down. He turned it down a fraction. From across the aisle, I can now only make out every third word of his crappy track - While he sleeps. Train Buddy 2.0 looks like he may combust any second. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Stuff that makes me smile. Post-it Says it All.
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): The Mystery of the Unintentional Hipster
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Wednesday, 7 March 2012. The Mystery of the Unintentional Hipster. What is really interesting is the guy sitting next to me. Ive been trying to decide whether he is a hipster, or the guy that hipsters try to emulate in an ironic fashion. Hes sporting a bushy prof beard with large, round tortoiseshell glasses. Hes wearing a tweed jacket paired with stripy suit trousers and carrying a battered leather satchel. No way to tell. The shoes! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Until recently, I was a constant c...
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): September 2012
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Sunday, 16 September 2012. A Whole New World. It's now been just shy of 4 months since I've had to take the train journey from hell. It took an international move and total life upheaval to rid myself of the accursed trains, but it was worth it. We now live in a sunny place where weird stuff happens regularly. Come visit the progress on junkjedis.blogspot.com. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. A Whole New World. Stuff that makes me smile. Post-it Says it All. The Gyst of It.
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Musings of a Constant Commuter (and half-assed domestic goddess): October 2012
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Tuesday, 2 October 2012. Florida is the weirdest place on the planet. All of those crazy stories of cannibals in the road. Or people making homemade ass implants out of Fix-a-Flat. That make international news? Florida. It's always Florida. Here's a quick roundup of some of my recent favorites:. The post office faces a more pressing problem than budget cuts. Dunt dun duuun. OLD PEOPLE. They keep crashing their cars into post offices throughout the state. A schoolteacher tried to hire a hitman.
