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flaming asshattery: February 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Thursday, February 23, 2006. They actually did it! But alas, my opinion will be ignored, even deemed barbaric by some. It's funny; Liberal groups claim to be open-minded, but just mention the death penalty and see how accepting they are of other people's views. I don't know what else to say. Feces occurs, existence contiues. Ah Salaam Aleah Coom, Bitches! Posted by crazy bastard at 5:47 PM. Wednesday, February 15, 2006. A Bug, but not on purpose.

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flaming asshattery: July 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Monday, July 31, 2006. I am 41% Asshole/Bitch. I may think I am an a asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Posted by crazy bastard at 2:04 PM. Sunday, July 30, 2006. Smack my ass and call me Chadwick! Hello, all my cheeky little monkeys! What could possibly make that sound like a good idea? Salaam Aleykum, Bitches! Friday, July 21, 2006.

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flaming asshattery: January 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Dipshit one, dipshit two, dipshit red, dipshit blue. Always remember, Hitler was elected in a free democratic election." -George Carlin. Ah salaam aleah coom, bitches! Posted by crazy bastard at 5:36 PM. Saturday, January 28, 2006. And when the hell did the SKS become such a point of contention? I mean, it's not the most dangerous freakin' rifle in the world! Ah salaam aleah coom, bitches! This is Some Bull Shit!

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flaming asshattery: April 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Tuesday, April 25, 2006. Ah, well. Time flies when you shag a nun. Ah Salaam aleah coom, Bitches! Posted by crazy bastard at 12:16 PM. Friday, April 21, 2006. This has never been written before. Wham thud pow to the bang bang boogie, boogie to the woogie come on. No thank you, Helen, I couldn't eat another bite. Sexual disorientation, and the coked-up porn star doesn't fear death! Posted by crazy bastard at 6:02 PM. Tuesday, April 18, 2006.

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flaming asshattery: September 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Monday, September 18, 2006. Hijo de la chingada. Yes, I am quite aware of the fact that I have not updated in a spell. But, as I stated in my last post, things have been unpleasant at best. But, such is life. On to business! I was hanging out with Frostbyte, watching the news, when we were both snapped to attention by a headline: Words from the new Pope infuriates Muslims. What's this? Beni's starting shit with the Muslims? I miss my donkey.

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flaming asshattery: June 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Thursday, June 29, 2006. Salaam Aleykum, Bitches! Posted by crazy bastard at 10:08 AM. Monday, June 19, 2006. Somebody kick out the jams, dammit! Form a separate force of troops composed of foreigners wishing to earn citizenship, without taking the usual route. In the Roman Empire, barbarian peoples served in the auxilia. And your mothers ass! Dammit. I'm a misunderstood genius and/or sex bomb. Ah, well. In'sha'allah. Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!

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flaming asshattery: May 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Democratic candidates for governor of California are Steve Westly, a developer, and Phil Angelides, a developer. In short, they're both douchebags who will unboubtedly use their political clout to further the urban development of California for their friends. Whatever happened to the scumbags from the days of yore? Plus, you could kill them and not feel bad about it. Salaam Aleykum, Bitches! Thursday, May 25, 2006.

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flaming asshattery: October 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Friday, October 06, 2006. Allo allo, naughty monkeys! It's been a while, hasn't it, my pets? I could take the time to tell you that I've had the hours I work cut in half, thereby reducing my pay. I could tell you that I'm bound for Banjoland later this month, to see Grandfather one last time before he passes. I could tell you that I got to see Poquito Rojo in mid-September, and that we got so piss drunk, I couldn't walk. Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!

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flaming asshattery: March 2006

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When you've seen all the porn on the internet.you find this. Thursday, March 30, 2006. What to do if you're locked in a washing machine with an angry badger:. 1) Figure out how the hell you got in the washer in the first place. 2) Train the badger to genuflect and sing "Blue Moon of Kentucky". 3) Wrap your underpants around your hand, and use it to break through the glass*. 4) Go to the nearest liquor store and purchase a bottle of Malibu for the badger and a bottle of. 5) Drink all of it. Posted by craz...