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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 30 October, 2005. The humans keep running around putting things in boxes and rubbish bags! I think something's up. I better not go into one of those boxes, too. They keep disappearing, and I don't think I feel like disappearing on a Sunday morning. Posted by Postmaster P. 19 October, 2005. Today, while the humans were gone, I dyed my fur pink! I didn't get all of it, though; I ran out after doing the back of my neck. Posted by Postmaster P.
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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 18 March, 2008. I'm high as a kite right now. Posted by Postmaster P. One of the human's friends. Another one of the human's friends. Oscar the Wonder Cat. Pratt, from Arizona. Life Through Bruin's Eyes. The life and times of Charlie. The PsychoKitty Speaks Out.
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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 30 October, 2005. The humans keep running around putting things in boxes and rubbish bags! I think something's up. I better not go into one of those boxes, too. They keep disappearing, and I don't think I feel like disappearing on a Sunday morning. Posted by Postmaster P. You should be more careful! I almost stepped on you a dozen times. 31 October, 2005 17:26. One of the human's friends. Another one of the human's friends. Oscar the Wonder Cat.
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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 01 April, 2006. Happy Birthday to me! I turned the big oh-two today! Recently the human has been taking me outside. I've got this big blue harness (pretty stylin') and a 16-foot retractible leash. It's pretty sweet, except when the dogs come out. And then there was that time with the lawnmowers. Posted by Postmaster P. Kristin (the Female Human). Oh, post, you're such a silly kitty. Happy birthday, little guy :D. 01 April, 2006 05:11.
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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 19 October, 2005. Today, while the humans were gone, I dyed my fur pink! I didn't get all of it, though; I ran out after doing the back of my neck. Maybe next time I should try something other than rolling around on the spot of dye I made on the floor. Damn those humans and their opposeable thumbs. Posted by Postmaster P. One of the human's friends. Another one of the human's friends. Oscar the Wonder Cat. Pratt, from Arizona.
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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 01 April, 2006. Happy Birthday to me! I turned the big oh-two today! Recently the human has been taking me outside. I've got this big blue harness (pretty stylin') and a 16-foot retractible leash. It's pretty sweet, except when the dogs come out. And then there was that time with the lawnmowers. Posted by Postmaster P. One of the human's friends. Another one of the human's friends. Oscar the Wonder Cat. Pratt, from Arizona.
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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 18 October, 2005. Well isn't that something? The human is all excited about my site coming up second if you Google. I'm not quite sure what the big deal is. The first result is who I was named after, though. Posted by Postmaster P. DAMN dude, how'd you do that? 21 October, 2005 16:17. How did I get to the top of the list? 21 October, 2005 23:02. One of the human's friends. Another one of the human's friends. Oscar the Wonder Cat.
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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 18 March, 2008. I'm high as a kite right now. Posted by Postmaster P. One of the human's friends. Another one of the human's friends. Oscar the Wonder Cat. Pratt, from Arizona. Life Through Bruin's Eyes. The life and times of Charlie. The PsychoKitty Speaks Out.
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I'd like to kill the humans, but if I do, who will feed me? 09 January, 2006. Really, it’s just the greatest material known to feline science. It’s noisy, and light, and tasty! Mmm… plastic…. Posted by Postmaster P. Kristin (The Human Female). You would think we don't feed you, with all the plastic you try to eat every day. I caught you dragging a big plastic bag around the house earlier, and yesterday you took a BITE out of one! Don't eat the plastic! 09 January, 2006 17:41. One of the human's friends.