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View my complete profile. Wednesday, November 30, 2005. StUPid QUeStIOns WiTh bRiLLiANT anSweRS. BOY: May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY: You love me. GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? BOY: Sure, what's your phone number? GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY: Don't you ever want to improve? Teacher: "What...
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View my complete profile. Monday, January 30, 2006. Blonde Learn To Fly. A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this.". The next batter wa...
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View my complete profile. Wednesday, June 28, 2006. The lion and the tiger. A lion met a tiger. As they drew beside a pool. Said the tiger, "Tell me why. You're roaring like a fool.". That's not foolish," said the lion. With a twinkle in his eyes. They call me king of the beasts. Because I advertise.". A rabbit heard them talking. And ran home like a streak;. He thought he'd try the lion's plan. But his roar was just a squeak. A wolf came to investigate -. Had luncheon in the woods. Monday, June 26, 2006.
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View my complete profile. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. There was a robber who amassed a lot of ill gotten wealth. One day, he went to a teacher who had a reputation of great character and asked, How can I attain happiness? I have lots of wealth and five hundred thieves ready to obey me but somehow I still feel incomplete and empty. Posted by whl626 @ 9:51 PM. Hey, I just got a free $500.00 Gift Card. Enter your email address below to subscribe to English Daily.
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View my complete profile. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. There was a robber who amassed a lot of ill gotten wealth. One day, he went to a teacher who had a reputation of great character and asked, How can I attain happiness? I have lots of wealth and five hundred thieves ready to obey me but somehow I still feel incomplete and empty. Posted by whl626 @ 9:51 PM 1 comments. Tuesday, September 26, 2006. Do you fell there is no hope? In your times of deep despair,. Do you feel there is no hope? Reach out rig...
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View my complete profile. Wednesday, October 11, 2006. I found a penny today. Just laying on the ground,. But it's not just a penny. This little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven. That's what my Grandpa told me,. He said, "Angels toss them down". Oh, how I loved that story. He said, "When an Angel misses you. They toss a penny down,. Sometimes just to cheer you up. To make a smile out of your frown.". So don't pass by that penny. When you're feeling blue,. It may be a penny from heaven.
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View my complete profile. Saturday, December 31, 2005. How to be happy. Are you almost disgusted with life, little man? I'll tell you a wonderful trick. That will bring you contentment, if anything can. Do something for somebody, quick! Are you awfully tired with play, little girl? Wearied, discouraged, and sick-. I'll tell you the loveliest game in the world,. Do something for somebody, quick! Though it rains like the rain of the flood, little man. And the clouds are forbidding and thick,. We were then ...
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View my complete profile. Monday, February 27, 2006. Blonde look better in fur -funny. This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. He asks what she is doing. The 26-y...