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Godfather Weilhammer: Just when you thought I was gone...
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012. Just when you thought I was gone. Well well well, it's been over a year since I posted. I have so much to say, and yet have remained mum for this long. I suppose it's time I get back in the saddle and do what I do best. Offend. I have been working, a lot.still in the customer service industry, and making it a point to loathe them with my thoughts and win them over with my caring demeanor. Let's see if I can come up with a few recent pleasantries. GW: "Hey how's it going? GW: "Not at...
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Godfather Weilhammer: Good Times at the Grocery Store
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Thursday, May 31, 2012. Good Times at the Grocery Store. I have no doubt that someone will say I am making this up, but there are certain things which even I can't fabricate. I have seen the People of Wal-Mart website.it is entertaining and amusing. While I have seen some who absolutely should not have gone out in public dressed like that, I can comfortably say that a new website needs to be created: SupermarketOMG.com. Here's why. Jun 1, 2012, 1:32:00 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Godfather Weilhammer: Great Expectations....of Customers
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Thursday, April 18, 2013. Great Expectations.of Customers. Recently, I had the glorious opportunity to speak to a customer who was clearly unhappy with the order she had picked up the night before and taken home. I am going to call her HexNaw, and I am doing this because that was the only thing I could understand in the first 2 minutes of her rambling. So, here are my issues with this. You wanna know why it wasn't right? Do you try this shit in every store you visit? No, I sucked it up and said, oh well,...
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Godfather Weilhammer: The Lottery: Play Responsibly and Please Don't Be an Ass.
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Wednesday, June 6, 2012. The Lottery: Play Responsibly and Please Don't Be an Ass. In no way am I saying that one should not play the lottery. It provides added revenue for the state and while the glory of winning an obscene amount of money would be nice, it's probably not gonna happen. Play the lottery, but play responsibly, and don't be a shithead. Here's the story. Instead, you choose to shove it right up your browneye and roll the dice again. I just don't get it. In closing, if you must play the lott...
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Godfather Weilhammer: I know, I probably shouldn't have, but...
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Sunday, April 14, 2013. I know, I probably shouldn't have, but. Upon arriving at the bank, I discovered that the customer currently being waited on by Teller #1 was blind. Other than the sunglasses on an overcast day, the dog in the bank by her side pretty much confirmed it. I go up to Teller #2 and start my transaction. I was listening to the conversation Blindie was having with the teller and overheard this gem. Blindie: "So, will this deposit show up on my account today? To a blind woman.
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Godfather Weilhammer: I Can't Find Anything Good to Watch...
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012. I Can't Find Anything Good to Watch. For example, and I am not making these shows up:. 1 NatGeo Wild's "American Beaver." I mean, come on. In today's age, naming a show American Beaver is just awesomely funny. What was not funny was when I turned it on and saw rodents, I was displeased. Of course, that's what I expected, but there's always hope. What a load of shit. Who gives a damn what Gina Gershon or Ernie Hudson felt when they walked into whatever. Hey, I walked into a...7 Pay...
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Godfather Weilhammer: I Just Went to Wal-Mart to Buy Tampons...
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Thursday, May 10, 2012. I Just Went to Wal-Mart to Buy Tampons. Http:/ www.owensworld.com/funny-pictures/weird-ads/blackbeard-brand. First, I have done this before. It has been awhile, but I have made the purchase before. While yes, it can be awkward, I still do it because that's what I do.but Jesus, the number of choices now would frighten even the most effeminite male. Let me present these questions to you and see if you can make sense of them. 1 Why does a tampon need to click? Subscribe to: Post Comm...
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Godfather Weilhammer: Everybody Poops...But I Don't Need to Hear You Doing It
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Sunday, May 13, 2012. Everybody Poops.But I Don't Need to Hear You Doing It. So, I understand that, from time to time, we all have one of those times (see above). I have subscribed to the theory that everybody does, in fact, poop. And you know what? That's just fine. I support everyone's need to exorcise the brown demons. In saying this, I also support basic etiquette in the field of waste explusion in public toilets. Why am I talking about this? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Man Breathes Beer.
