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The Little Shop of Horrors: August 2005
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The Little Shop of Horrors. Tales From The Dark Side of Humor. Thursday, August 25, 2005. Damn, I've been writing alot today. Anywhow, this Chinese lady who works in another office that mine came to visit for a second with a question for me. Let's call her Chun-Li. So Chun-Li looks at a picture of my goddaughter that I have up on my wall and she tells me that she is very cute. I say thank you very much, I know this! She then informed me that she has to ask such questions because she didn't know! Good day...
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The Little Shop of Horrors: September 2005
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The Little Shop of Horrors. Tales From The Dark Side of Humor. Wednesday, September 21, 2005. Thanks to Kim Plaintive. For the Foto Fun inspiration! Anyhow, look at this picture and tell me what's wrong with it? Some context - I took this picture on a New York City subway a couple of weeks ago at 11:oo pm. I'll disclose the entire story tomorrow. Posted by Stephane King at 10:10 AM. What bodily function can a person possibly perform that would create a stink the smells like a cross of shit and vomit?
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The Little Shop of Horrors: October 2005
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The Little Shop of Horrors. Tales From The Dark Side of Humor. Wednesday, October 05, 2005. Sorry for the long delay with this story! She started pinching her nipples (through her shirt), making them hard while smiling. She was definitely looking for attention, and my better judgement told me not to give it to her. However, within minutes another young man decided to attend to her and basically told her that she was going to get off the train with him to go party! What do you think happened to this girl?
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The Quintessential Negro: August 2005
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Paul Mooney Called Me Funny. Wednesday, August 31, 2005. The Little Chickens' Academy for Self-Defense. Posted by The Quintessential Negro at 11:00 PM. Sunday, August 28, 2005. Road Trip Lesson Number Three: My Lady Has a Supersensitive Sense of Smell. In no particular order:. I smell sausage.". Do you smell that? Something smells like vomit.". I wish I had some Febreze to spray you with.". Stay away from me. I stink.". You want a mint? This hotel smells like cigarettes.". This car stinks.". And I set ou...
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Shoulda Neva Gave U Nickas Computas!!!: October 2005
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Shoulda Neva Gave U Nickas Computas! A homage to the late, great Rick James and other nickas that just don't give a fnck. We are three nickas, two of whom are a married couple and the other a lone SOULJAH in this camp, who e-mail each other all day to make the work days go by quicker. Conversations can be a bit disturbing, but often insightful. We say the sh! T that people think but are TOO shame to say outloud. If you want a quick laugh or post your funny thoughts, welcome! It's a celebration b!
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Shoulda Neva Gave U Nickas Computas!!!: November 2005
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Shoulda Neva Gave U Nickas Computas! A homage to the late, great Rick James and other nickas that just don't give a fnck. We are three nickas, two of whom are a married couple and the other a lone SOULJAH in this camp, who e-mail each other all day to make the work days go by quicker. Conversations can be a bit disturbing, but often insightful. We say the sh! T that people think but are TOO shame to say outloud. If you want a quick laugh or post your funny thoughts, welcome! It's a celebration b! Phoenix...
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The Little Shop of Horrors: July 2005
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The Little Shop of Horrors. Tales From The Dark Side of Humor. Thursday, July 28, 2005. The funny thing is that he's actually quite an accomplished musician, playing almost any and every instrument under the sun. I couldn't imagine plucking a guitar, tickling a piano, or banging a drum with nothing but stubs protruding from my hands. She informed me that MJ, on his way out, actually went up to her and gave her a hug! She touches me too! Only time will tell. Posted by Stephane King at 6:06 AM. I'm not tal...