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In this industry, humor is necessary. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. The precious gift that this Turing Award acknowledges is Dijkstra’s style. September 29, 2014. 8212;-E.W. Dijkstra. Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. September 29, 2014. Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. September 28, 2014. There are two types of people. My cats = [cat1, [cat2] ;.

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In this industry, humor is necessary. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. Category Archives: Hello World. Romance is when he say Hello, she response to World! August 13, 2014. Romance is when he say Hello, she response to World! There are two types of people. My cats = [cat1, [cat2] ;. The difference between Java and Javascript. Proudly powered by WordPress.

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Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. 最近新出的从入门到… 系列图书. 8230;… 擦，bug忘改了…… @无证程序猿余泰迪.

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Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. 懂不懂 ui 的差别, 就好像输入 git pu, 一般的程序员只会提示 bad argument, 高级的程序员会给出提示 Did you mean one of these? Pull, push / @左耳朵耗子. Architecture is Shit，Detail is KING! Architecture is Shit，Detail is KING! 摘自 Head First Design Pattern.

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Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. 我是一个程序员，我编程的时候，我的IDE比较委婉地告诉了我的生活 no children 没孩子 , no background 没背景 , no id 没身份 , no style 没型，真是useless。男朋友写代码不理我,于是我悄悄改掉了web.xml的一个配置,他搞了两天都没调通,我告诉了他,结果他要和我分手,我很伤心,但他的朋友告诉我,他没砍死你才说明他真的爱你楼主别tm编了,程序员哪来的女朋友! 男朋友因为打英雄联盟而不理我我趁他出差把他17页符文全溶了排位分从1800掉到1100 男朋友回来竟然要和我分手楼下回复说他没砍死你说明他爱你。男朋友因为要敲代码而不理我我趁他通宵完早上睡觉把他硬盘低格了再从一台公司配的电脑登陆服务器把DEF盘也格了男朋友醒了竟然要和我分手楼下回复说他没砍死你说明他爱你。

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Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. 铺天盖地的可爱颂，我一边写着程序一边沉思难道码农就不能也来卖萌颂一颂吗于是我花了一星期出炉了这部程序员颂. MV地址 http:/ v.qq.com/page/a/t/b/a013151cztb.html. 点击链接查看视频 http:/ t.cn/zYZKEzD. Http:/ v.youku.com/v show/id XNzQwOTg4NTA4.html? From=y1.3-music-grid-140-9922.87061.1-8. 点击本链接查看 Code Monke MV. 点击本链接查看 Lady Java MV. Oracle公司为了给2011年JavaONE大会造势，制作了一首Rap说唱风格的歌曲 Java Life ，这首歌的MV里描述的是Java程序员在公司的小隔断间里辛苦编程的故事。天生就是编程的我的第一句话就是 Hello World. 当我在 Words with Friends 游戏中打败你时，那是Java. Don’t sweat my technique.

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Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. 然后我好奇插了一句有钱了你们想干嘛满以为会说逛街美容买珠宝之类，没想到俩姑娘眼睛放光，兴奋的讨论起来有钱了就可以自由的写代码啊对啊对啊，想要什么服务器就让lg给买。程序员幽默请参考下面逻辑第一，妻子永远是对的第二，如果妻子错了，请参考第一条. 什么吵架时有丈夫可以用逻辑说服了妻子那女的一定是程序媛吧 @程序员幽默. 问程序员女朋友如何给程序员男朋友过生日答告诉他，接口已经准备好了。

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Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. 她们说我生气了其实是快来哄哄我嘛，她们说好多追我男生，好烦其实是好开心啊，她们说你好傻其实是你好可爱，当你捉弄了她，她会说你真讨厌其实是喜欢你，当你忍不住亲了她，她会说你好坏其实是再来一次嘛 [花心]. 程序员说话都是反着来的，他们说容易其实是我根本没仔细看，他们说做不到其实是这玩意太麻烦我不想费劲，他们说很快我改完这个bug就走其实是改不完这玩意老子在这通宵。你可以轻视我的存在，我会用代码证明这是谁的时代 Coding是注定痛苦的旅行，路上少不了Bug和Change，但那又怎样哪怕执行不了，也要编得漂亮我是程序员，我为自己代言。来自微博 weibo.com. 1 老会计喝二锅打一热门技术 — 云计算. 2 梦中交谈(打一热门技术) – 虚拟化. 3 连胜六场又赢了打一知名操作系统 –Win 7. 4 小米大合唱打一著名互联网厂商 – 谷歌. 5 男女生都一样打一技术术语 – 兼容性.

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