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Mom-ologue: January 2007
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Saturday, January 27, 2007. The alarm that I once used to remember to take my birth control is now used to remind me to take my prenatal vitamin. And, come to think of it, here's a design flaw: for these 9 months of pregnancy, I don't have to worry about birth control, but I'm not even interested in having sex anyway. Yuk it up, Mother Nature, yuk it up. Wednesday, January 17, 2007. I'd rather eat a cupcake than a baby. Maddy:...
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Mom-ologue: Further evidence that this baby has taken over brain as well as belly...
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Tuesday, July 17, 2007. Further evidence that this baby has taken over brain as well as belly. Has a birthday coming up next week OK OK IT'S ME! But I completely forgot about it until Chris asked me if there was anything special I wanted. The first 8 things that came to mind were from My New Favorite Baby Website. And, um, not exactly for me. The perfect present this year? Get your insulin shots ready.). Palm Desert, Ca.
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Mom-ologue: The only time I've used the metric system all year.
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Saturday, July 21, 2007. The only time I've used the metric system all year. Though for many physical properties, SI prefixes for factors of 103 are often preferred by technicians, the centimetre remains a practical unit of length for many everyday measurements. A centimetre is approximately the width of the fingernail of an adult person. Other fun facts about the centimeter:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Palm Desert, Ca.
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Mom-ologue: So long, farewell, until we meet again... in three years.
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Wednesday, August 22, 2007. So long, farewell, until we meet again. in three years. I'm, uh, no longer pregnant, rendering my pregnancy-related blog useless. From this point forward, all blogging will merge onto my other site, Prose and Converse. You are cordially invited to join me over there. Alright, so I'm done with the preggoblogging. Next up? Getting me out of my maternity clothes. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Mom-ologue: How they get you.
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Monday, August 20, 2007. How they get you. Cranky baby. Cries for hours. Unappeasable. Renders mother inable to sleep and/or function, due to constantly tending to baby. Sleeping baby. Content for hours. Too good to be true. Renders mother inable to sleep and/or function, due to constantly checking on baby to make sure they're alive. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). So long, farewell, until we meet again. in three.
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Mom-ologue: Self-fulfilling prophecy
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Wednesday, July 11, 2007. Many moons ago, Chris started calling me "Penguin" as a term of endearment. I have no idea when it started exactly, and if it was contextual to anything at the time, but it stuck. It took about 9 months, but I've grown into my nickname, a fact that was documented by my daughter today as we were walking through a parking lot. What do you mean 'But penguins are cute'? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Mom-ologue: May 2007
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Friday, May 25, 2007. When it comes to fantasies, I'm guessing most women think something along the lines of laying on a tropical beach with Brad Pitt. Now nobody speak above a whisper, I don't want to wake up. 1 Customer notices I'm pregnant. 2 Customer remarks on my pregnancy, usually by saying something that they intend to be humorous but fails miserably. 3 Customer asks when I'm due. 120 degrees, that's hot? 8 Customer ask...
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Mom-ologue: April 2007
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Monday, April 30, 2007. I am proud to report that ever since I saw the look of horror in the nurse's face the last time I was weighed at the doctor, I have been really good about what I've eaten. Sure, it made me miserable to the point of crying because I really wanted ketchup one day. To remind me of my diet, and 2.) Like she's gonna be keen on sharing? Thursday, April 19, 2007. Last night at our florid feast. On my countdown...
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Mom-ologue: Update...
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Friday, July 13, 2007. My NST went alright today. the baby didn't respond until the very end, but be that as it may, all signs point to a healthy baby. Phew. In other news, I finally finished Reagan's wall hanging- you know, the only productive thing I've done all year? Yeah, I'm kind of proud of that. :0). You know the Blogger drill, you best be clicking the picture to see the whole thing. By Stevie Wonder impossible.
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Mom-ologue: June 2007
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Third Time's A Charm,". I still haven't figured out what keeps causing this.". Saturday, June 30, 2007. Ok Maybe. But only if we name it Troy. Let alone another being. And if I wanted to tend night and day to something that's not going to ever say "Thank you! Then I'd just keep having more kids, right? Besides, the way I look at it is if Chris is going to take time out of his day to pet something, I NOMINATE ME! Babe, I really. Need a dog.". Thursday, June 28, 2007. My toes. And, yeah, so I can't see...