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Him, In the Bowtie | bowtiesarefantastic
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Just another WordPress.com site. Author Archives: Him, In the Bowtie. About Him, In the Bowtie. After fleeing the dark lands of Twitter (too many orcs for my taste), I have stumbled upon WordPress. Basically, I'm here to ruin your day by murdering humor, one joke at a time. It will hurt very much. Curling’s For Pussies. February 11, 2013. Last night, something fucking insane happened. No, I don’t just mean that I decided to write this. My God, they murdered those skiers! December 30, 2012. July 20, 2012.
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Merry Goddamned Batmas. | bowtiesarefantastic
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Just another WordPress.com site. I have a Tumblr now. There are no jokes in this one. →. July 20, 2012. Him, In the Bowtie. Well, folks, if you don’t know (and fuck you if you don’t),. The Dark Knight Rises. THE GUY FROM BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? And now, 6 years since. Premiered, Nolan ends his triumphant saga with what is hopefully an inspiring tale of a broken man facing the forces of chaos and spraying them with some kind of convenient plot device shaped like a bat. Deus ex batina. 8221; “Zap! And thatR...
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Meta-error: I like therefore I am | Meteuphoric
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Interview with Cool Earth. How to trade money and time →. Meta-error: I like therefore I am. March 16, 2014. I like Scott’s post. In the spirit of understanding past errors, here is a list of errors which I think spring from a common meta-error. Some are mentioned in Scott’s post, some were mine, some are others’ (especially those who are a combination of smart and naive I think), a few are hypothetical:. Because I explicitly feel that racism is bad, I am presumably not racist. I don’t believe Y, a...
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Chapter 54: My Course Among the Stars. January 8, 2017. Sorry for short chapter today, I am on vacation. Will make it up next week.]. People from all over the Untied States and the world flocked to Colorado, ready to take up arms for the struggle. The Comet King disappeared a few months on a strange ship with seven sails, saying he was seeking the Explicit Name of God. Came back, said he had found it. Everything started falling into place. It was really going to happen. 8220;Would fear help? 8220;I don&#...
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Regeneration | bowtiesarefantastic
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Just another WordPress.com site. There are no jokes in this one. Curling’s For Pussies →. December 30, 2012. Him, In the Bowtie. This… is awkward. Yes. Now, I know I’ve been gone a while, and I know I should probably explain that whole “burning down your house” thing, except fuck you, I don’t want to. Just know that I’m back! I never abandoned my popular history series! So, I’m back! I want to be back, anyhow, because you know what? I want to do this again! And this blog is my product! There’s been...
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An Abridged History of These United States of America, Part 1: The Prelude | bowtiesarefantastic
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Just another WordPress.com site. A Quick Update at 3:21 AM. Damn you, Team Fortress 2, I have a blog! An Abridged History of These United States of America, Part 1: The Prelude. July 4, 2012. Him, In the Bowtie. Today is Independence Day for us Americans, better known as the Fourth of July, and even better-er known outside of America as “What? Unless that’s your thing, I guess. History as fuck, man. It all began a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far awa- wait, no, wrong Rebel Alliance. Sorry. From ...
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There are no jokes in this one. | bowtiesarefantastic
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Just another WordPress.com site. There are no jokes in this one. July 20, 2012. Him, In the Bowtie. Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get somber here. But, first a little background, and yes, it involves Batman. No, there’s no picture joke here. Earlier today, a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado was hosting a midnight showing of the much-anticipated. The Dark Knight Rises. I meant, “fucking retarded assholery”. Easy mistake. Humantrash Gohmert, you are not of those people. About Him, In the Bowtie. View all po...
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Just another WordPress.com site. Newer posts →. An Abridged History of These United States of America, Part 1: The Prelude. July 4, 2012. Him, In the Bowtie. Today is Independence Day for us Americans, better known as the Fourth of July, and even better-er known outside of America as “What? Unless that’s your thing, I guess. History as fuck, man. It all began a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far awa- wait, no, wrong Rebel Alliance. Sorry. Basically Thomas Jefferson, right? Keeping Up with the Kar.
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Curling’s For Pussies | bowtiesarefantastic
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Just another WordPress.com site. Curling’s For Pussies. February 11, 2013. Him, In the Bowtie. Last night, something. No, I don’t just mean that I decided to write this. My God, they murdered those skiers! I mean, for Christ’s sake,. At all those Russian-y letters. This is a KGB recruitment ad. Don’t lie to me, it obviously is. Putin’s raising an army. Oh, fuck,. Putin is going to kill us all with his bare/bear hands. Wait, what’s a “biathlon”? 8211; assuming that you’re a plastic disk that somehow...
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