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River Heights Fangirl: #1: The Secret of the Old Clock: original text

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It's all about Nancy Drew! And a few other books too! Nancy Drew Slam Book. Monday, September 24, 2012. 1: The Secret of the Old Clock: original text. Here it is, number one, numero uno, the beginning of the Nancy Drew legend. I thoroughly enjoyed both versions but I must say, the original introduction to our favorite sleuth is much more engrossing than the revised. So, onwards! Just in case you forgot how perfect Nancy is. Image from Series-books.com. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Psyched on the P...

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River Heights Fangirl: 6/30/13 - 7/7/13

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It's all about Nancy Drew! And a few other books too! Nancy Drew Slam Book. Tuesday, July 2, 2013. Sorry, we're closed :(. I know that as long as I've had one reader, I'm glad to have made someone's day. And I've had more than one reader, even some awesome comments! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Nancy Drew Slam Book. Sorry, were closed :(. Which Rare Pokémon Are You? Sweet Valley High blog. YOU CAN NOW HAVE YOUR PORTRAIT DRAWN IN THE STYLE OF “SWEET VALLEY HIGH” COVERS. Whitebrook Farm (YA horse books blog).

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Mockery Machine: 07: Never Ape an Ape Man

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Wednesday, 15 June 2011. 07: Never Ape an Ape Man. We open on a canyon and a film set. Daphne's Uncle has invited the gang to the filming of his new picture: Ape Man of Forbidden Mountain. They've been employed as extras. Apparently the townspeople, who were the old extras, have left their posts because they believe an Ape Man burnt down a mansion. Ape Men hate the wealthy, apparently. I can apreciate that. The Gang are facing this guy but still don't see the Ape Man. Fuck that. Ass Nurses 4 I guess.

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Mockery Machine: 04: Mine Your Own Business

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Tuesday, 17 May 2011. 04: Mine Your Own Business. Before we begin I'd like to comment that: 'Mine Your Own Business' sounds like a terrible piece of business advice. If you manufacture like, calenders, then mining your place of work will have disastrous effects. We open with a panoramic shot of a deserted ghost town. A turkey vulture makes a noise like a screaming child, and we zoom in on an abandoned mine. Just a homeless man living in a mine. Ghost Towns. Also Fred looks on the verge of tears. Look at ...

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Mockery Machine: 03: Hassle in the Castle

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Tuesday, 10 May 2011. 03: Hassle in the Castle. We open on a spooky looking dilapidated castle, crumbling in the middle of, either mist or swamp I don't know which. A ghost pulls out a telescope and creates one of the strangest images I've seen in a while. I then have to eat my words as we see the gang sailing (another goddam boat) with Scooby Doo floating just above the deck. Also Velma looks like she only has one tooth. A racist demon levitates a pimento olive. Are they even on the sea? Yeah, not happy.

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Mockery Machine: S202: Mystery Mask Mix Up

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Friday, 28 February 2014. S202: Mystery Mask Mix Up. We open on a vaguely Asian inspired temple. Full of bats. Just chock full of bats. China is full of bats. Inside two shifty looking dudes are kowtowing to a giant gold statue of Buddha with his crotch on fire. This is also clearly not Buddha. I don't know who this guy is supposed to be. Go Go Power Racist! The worshippers reveal their faces and it turns out they're like. ghost apes or something? Seriously what the hell is going on here. They don't ever...

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Mockery Machine: 08: Foul Play in Funland

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Sunday, 19 June 2011. 08: Foul Play in Funland. We open on a beach during the day, which is new, and pan to the gang searching for clams. This is something that turns up pretty often in episodes of 'What's New Scooby Doo? I think clams might be the only thing keeping the gang from starving. They're all so exited! There's then a discussion about how much Scooby hates clams and how they send Shaggy into some kind of religious extacy. Look at him, he loves clams so much it's making him orgasm hard. Which it...

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Mockery Machine: 02: A Clue for Scooby-Doo

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Friday, 6 May 2011. 02: A Clue for Scooby-Doo. After the psychedelic opening theme, we are greeted with a glowing full moon. The camera pans down to a beach where glowing radioactive looking footprints grace the sand. We pan again to see what appears to be a diver caught in seaweed. Should we help him? We already know he's not a real Ghost Diver, and there's no one for him to fool, so why he covered he's even pretending to be a ghost now is a mystery. Yeah, great location Fred. You serial killer. In anot...

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Fighting Over the Card Catalog: December 2013

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Monday, December 30, 2013. Girl Talk #3: The New You. By LE Blair. Published 1990. The girls find out that Stacy the Great and her minions will also be there at the mall, hoping to get discovered. Stacy of course says that they don’t have a chance, and Randy predictably gets mad. They also make fun of Allison being so tall. Where the hell do these girls get the idea that being tall is a bad thing when it comes to modeling? Also that day, Stacy sends her a note saying to meet her at Fitzie’s, that s...

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Fighting Over the Card Catalog: September 2014

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014. Unauthorized Saved By the Bell Twitter Transcript. Ok, so I didn’t get to watch this live exactly, I went out of town all of a sudden. Surprise! But they re-aired it twice more, so no biggie! Y’all. It was SO bad! I know I'm COMPLETELY late on ‪#. Had to go out of town. But I'm taking the late shift! So the most important thing in casting was getting the hair correct, right? I am SURE it's that easy to get a show decided upon, with a stupid "oh.alright! Y'all, I loved me some ...