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Rotten Baby: September 2011
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011. The Listicle: 10 Things I've learned in my eventful absence. In which your humble narrator squeaks in with a September post, apologizes insincerely and lists 10 factastic aphorisms to tide over his adoring public until later. 1 Yeah, so, dissertating. It turns out this takes an ungodly amount of time. Sorry (insincere) about the lack of posts. E" is a great word. 5 So much better than "listicle.". 6 But unlike "concatenate," "listicle" is a portmanteau. A blog about your humb...
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Rotten Baby: June 2011
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Saturday, June 25, 2011. In which your humble narrator corresponds with entities unlike to respond or sue him. Dear Youth of America,. Put some damn clothes on, and seriously, you're going to live to regret that tattoo one day. Dear State of New York,. Congratulations on letting the gays get hitched. And extra special congratulations for doing it legislatively. Just don't go buck wild and let corporations get married even if Antonin Scalia thinks they're people too. Dear Peter Falk,. Friday, June 24, 2011.
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8230;if you can't say something nice about higher education, say it here…. Academic Trompe l’Oeil. Where Are They Now? Where Are They Now? 8220;Where Are They Now? 8221; will feature occasional updates on the individuals and institutions that have appeared in a. Call Me “Miss”! Double-Dipping Duo Depart…. 8230;their senior positions at the University of Minnesota. Read about Julie Jacko’s and Francois Sainfort’s latest career move here. Sessoms’ Session Ceases. You do not have to agree with it. Dr Claire...
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Rotten Baby: Epistolary Dump
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Saturday, June 25, 2011. In which your humble narrator corresponds with entities unlike to respond or sue him. Dear Youth of America,. Put some damn clothes on, and seriously, you're going to live to regret that tattoo one day. Dear State of New York,. Congratulations on letting the gays get hitched. And extra special congratulations for doing it legislatively. Just don't go buck wild and let corporations get married even if Antonin Scalia thinks they're people too. Dear Peter Falk,. Literal and Metaphor...
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Rotten Baby: January 2011
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Monday, January 31, 2011. January Can Suck It. In which your humble narrator crowns a new most heinous month. Named for the two-faced, Roman jerk deity, Janus, January is our most iniquitous month. It's cold. It's dark. It's still snowing, and it's long. The newly Ph.Deeded wife has still not gotten a raise. It's an inauspicious start to 2011. February's probably going to suck too, but at least it's short and it can't possibly be colder and darker than it has been. Monday, January 24, 2011. In which your...
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Rotten Baby: May 2011
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Friday, May 6, 2011. And the Worm Said "Wheeeeeeee! In which your humble narrator ventures out and digs up some Oligochaeta. Since the weather has broken we've ventured out into the yard again. On a recent trip to Target, the children demanded that we purchase watermelon seeds for the garden. Sure, kids, why not? Nobody likes watermelon that much, but why should that stop us from growing tons of the stuff? I exclaimed, "come look at these worms! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Rotten.baby.blog (at) g...Stuff...
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Rotten Baby: November 2011
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011. November, 2011 slinks off like a hussy in the night. In which your humble narrator decries a sizable portion of his public, and throws some stuff together to squeak in with an end of the month post. Buenas Noviembre, blogketeers! Two of the seven of you that read this tripe have had the temerity to bitch to my actual face, or my online face about the lack of content 'round these parts, lo these many months. Well guess what, suckers? So what's the happy-haps, you enquire?
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Rotten Baby: Literal and Metaphorical Dark Clouds
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Friday, June 24, 2011. Literal and Metaphorical Dark Clouds. In which your humble narrator becomes confused about his geographic location, packs off the children into the care of trained professionals, encourages trained professionals not to allow Child #1 to walk at the end of any lines, and receives a teensy ray of email-delivered hope in his ongoing battle against imminent professional despair and eventual penury. How can one put this politely? Also, this morning I received an email indicating that I ...
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Rotten Baby: We Moved
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Thursday, January 24, 2013. To Kansas. Just so you know. Further bulletins as ludicrous events warrant. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A blog about your humble narrator, a graduate student, sometime instructor, cheese enthusiast, practitioner of housewifery, liberal yet curmudgeonly, mostly stay-at-home father of two rotten babies. Send checks, hagiographies, expensive Kentucky Bourbons to:. Rotten.baby.blog (at) gmail (dot) com. Crazy people I have known. I feel sorry for parents with ugly kids.
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Rotten Baby: August 2011
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011. In which your humble narrator encourages civility in his offspring. Scene: preparing children for bed time. Child #1 is brushing his teeth in his bedroom, concludes his dental hygiene session and proceeds toward the door to exit his room in order to rinse his toothbrush in the bathroom. His mother is standing the doorway impeding his progress. Mama, get out of the way! That's rude. Try again, politely. Mama, may you please go away? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Keep Fighting, Mac.
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