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Saipan Fake News: GlenD558 comes back to life.
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009. GlenD558 comes back to life. Holy carabao shit Mr. Baggins! The dude appears to have returned from the dead solely to dance a jig at the federal courthouse over the smoldering remains of Tim Villagomez. Meanwhile, as co-reporter and SFN editor in chief pointed out, just where did Glen’s relatives get his blogger password to announce his death via Glen’s own blog last year? Some said that as the apparition slowly faded from view they could hear the familiar refrain :.
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Saipan Fake News: Saipan Fake News Welcomes New Writer II
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Thursday, July 30, 2009. Saipan Fake News Welcomes New Writer II. Aipan Fake News scored a major coup this week as negotiations wrapped up with the top reporter from the Middle East. We were incredibly fortunate to have signed such an accomplished writer," said The Daily Yapper. "We've been interested in adding Tweaker to our staff ever since. Shakir and Eshan gave Tweaker. The coveted Two Bombs Up" review. This is like the third Christmas we've had so far this year!
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Saipan Fake News: Delivery man whose hole fell in sues restaurant
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. Delivery man whose hole fell in sues restaurant. James S. Schlep sued AlmostElegant, Inc. for lack of respect and is asking the court for relief in the form of some Preparaton H lozenges and a lavender body suit he’s had his eye on over at the Papaya Shop. He also wants the judge to award him proctology costs for repairing his bung. The plaintiff said he also suffered and continues to suffer severe injuries, including bodily pain and various farting sounds, and loss of enjoyment o...
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Saipan Fake News: Heinz, Juan and Destiny?
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Sunday, June 28, 2009. Heinz, Juan and Destiny? Fter a pair of rather humdrum campaigns by two less than stimulating candidates who failed to offer a debate before their primary, CNMI voters begrudgingly left their homes and eventually decided the Republican candidates for this November's gubernatorial election will be Heinz S. Hofschneider and running mate Arnold I. Palacios. We're so excited, and we just can't hide it," said Hofscneider. Ever since I lost in 2005, I've been meeting with a lot of people...
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Saipan Fake News: July 2009
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Thursday, July 30, 2009. Saipan Fake News Welcomes New Writer II. Aipan Fake News scored a major coup this week as negotiations wrapped up with the top reporter from the Middle East. We were incredibly fortunate to have signed such an accomplished writer," said The Daily Yapper. "We've been interested in adding Tweaker to our staff ever since. Shakir and Eshan gave Tweaker. The coveted Two Bombs Up" review. This is like the third Christmas we've had so far this year! Links to this post.
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Saipan Fake News: August 2009
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009. GlenD558 comes back to life. Holy carabao shit Mr. Baggins! The dude appears to have returned from the dead solely to dance a jig at the federal courthouse over the smoldering remains of Tim Villagomez. Meanwhile, as co-reporter and SFN editor in chief pointed out, just where did Glen’s relatives get his blogger password to announce his death via Glen’s own blog last year? Some said that as the apparition slowly faded from view they could hear the familiar refrain :.
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Saipan Fake News: Saipan Fake News Welcomes New Writer
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009. Saipan Fake News Welcomes New Writer. Ree speech aficionados throughout the CNMI and beyond were treated to a breath of fresh air this week as Saipan Fake News welcomed its newest writer to the world of local and international sarcasm. We've had our eye on The Twixster. Ever since he made the move from peanut butter to caramel," said The Daily Yapper. "Now he's working for the best fake news syndicate in the Commonwealth.". Who is the other man? Heinz, Juan and Destiny?
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Saipan Fake News: Michael +++Not Dead
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Friday, June 26, 2009. Ontrary to reports of Michael Jackson’s death, he is alive and well and living in the Potala Palace in Lhasa. 8220;The rumors started a couple of days ago based on a photo taken of me while meditating,” Jackson said. The King of Pop claims he can now stop his heart for up to 3 weeks at a time since moving to a “higher plane” of existence. 8220;No way”, said His Fuzziness the Dalai Lama who has let Michael move in to one of the wings of his palatial pad. “This dude&#...June is NMI-R...
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Saipan Fake News: Common, yes. Sense, doubtful.
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009. Common, yes. Sense, doubtful. T appears to be COMMON SENSE that the folks on Tinian know far less about what is going on there that does the in-house light socket, and wanna be School Board member, Ambrose Bennett. Ambrose, whose lifelong ambition is to get the hell out of that classroom where most of the kids (illiterate though they may be) are light years ahead of their instructor, claims he helped those Tinian Students with their term papers. Heinz, Juan and Destiny?
