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Kerri Wood Thomson: July 2014
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Live Like A Cat Day. Thursday, July 3, 2014. June: A Month in Photos. I had a birthday, and ended the night karaoking to "Ice Ice Baby." No one clapped. I rode on a little train, ten times in a row. Jack loves the train. We visited Big Brutus. I'm still not sure what Big Brutus is, even though I read multiple brochures. It is.BIG. These are humans inside Brutus' shovel. I went roller skating. "Ice Ice Baby" was playing. No one asked me to couple skate. Happy 4th of July! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Kerri Wood Thomson: December 2014
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Live Like A Cat Day. Tuesday, December 2, 2014. Attack of the 3-Legged-Cat. Posted originally on Live Like A Cat Day. We set up our Christmas tree, and our Nativity scene, complete with toy store, a downed polar bear, a train, and a blanket of fake snow. Biscuits has never jumped onto this table. She doesn't jump much, since she is shaped like a tripod. But, there has never been a blanket of fake snow on the table. Biscuits thinks about the real meaning of Christmas. Get off my lawn.
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Kerri Wood Thomson: How to Sell Nude Paintings at Your Next Garage Sale
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Live Like A Cat Day. Thursday, September 4, 2014. How to Sell Nude Paintings at Your Next Garage Sale. 1 Have at least one nude painting. I had three nude paintings, all left over from my college art class days. Your paintings may be nude self portraits, and that's OKAY. 3 Strategically place paintings away from the main area of your sale. It's impolite to casually mix nude women with broken blenders and your dog's old Halloween costumes. You need an X-Rated section. Awkwardly tell them that these are NO...
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Kerri Wood Thomson: Books
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Live Like A Cat Day. Self-Publish: Simple Steps to Create Your eBook. Dating Icebreakers: 700 Relationship Questions. A fantastic tool for planning a great conversation night between friends, or getting to know more about someone special. You can answer all 700 questions in order, or pick and choose from your favorite categories. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Comedy Writing for Network Television. Bobo Hits Up Happy Hour. Simple template. Template images by Ollustrator.
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Kerri Wood Thomson: Do You Poop?
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Live Like A Cat Day. Wednesday, August 6, 2014. My latest book is now available on Amazon. This is my first children's book- all about the joys of potty training. Thank you to Izzy Bean. For her wonderful illustrations. Amazon: Do You Poop? September 17, 2014 at 12:12 PM. My copies arrived in the post today - I cant wait to share them with my nephews and nieces! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Comedy Writing for Network Television. Simple template. Template images by Ollustrator.
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Kerri Wood Thomson: September 2014
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Live Like A Cat Day. Thursday, September 4, 2014. How to Sell Nude Paintings at Your Next Garage Sale. 1 Have at least one nude painting. I had three nude paintings, all left over from my college art class days. Your paintings may be nude self portraits, and that's OKAY. 3 Strategically place paintings away from the main area of your sale. It's impolite to casually mix nude women with broken blenders and your dog's old Halloween costumes. You need an X-Rated section. Awkwardly tell them that these are NO...
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Kerri Wood Thomson: Iceland Part 1
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Live Like A Cat Day. Thursday, November 13, 2014. I got on a plane and flew to Iceland, alone, in October. On the seven hour journey there I sat next to a woman who kept changing her clothes: shirts, socks, shoes. On the return flight home, five days later, there she was again, one row behind me, getting undressed. I have a feeling she spent her entire vacation adding and removing layers of clothing. Oh, hello horses. Icelanders do enjoy eating horse.and sharks.and puffins. Once you get out o...Houses in...
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Kerri Wood Thomson: June: A Month in Photos
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Live Like A Cat Day. Thursday, July 3, 2014. June: A Month in Photos. I had a birthday, and ended the night karaoking to "Ice Ice Baby." No one clapped. I rode on a little train, ten times in a row. Jack loves the train. We visited Big Brutus. I'm still not sure what Big Brutus is, even though I read multiple brochures. It is.BIG. These are humans inside Brutus' shovel. I went roller skating. "Ice Ice Baby" was playing. No one asked me to couple skate. Happy 4th of July! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Kerri Wood Thomson: May 2014
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Live Like A Cat Day. Friday, May 16, 2014. It's been almost a year since we stayed at 21c Museum Hotel. In Bentonville, Arkansas. The first floor of the hotel is an art museum and hip restaurant. One of the exhibits consists of movable art, green penguins, to be exact. The penguins are plastic and approximately four feet tall. I think you're supposed to move the penguins from exhibit room to exhibit room, and maybe the elevator. We brought a penguin upstairs to our room. First he relieved himself.
