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Comedy cock: The contemplative life
http://comedycockerel.blogspot.com/2007/12/contemplative-life.html
Nonsense, tosh, silliness and (occasionally) wit. Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." . Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay.". This is the comedy cock. The Cock (in need of cocktail) and his crowing chums will present for you a litany of nonsense. Toodle oodle pip! Publish and. damn!
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Comedy cock: Smart but dumb
http://comedycockerel.blogspot.com/2007/11/smart-but-dumb.html
Nonsense, tosh, silliness and (occasionally) wit. This happened at a major Australian University During a biology lecture a professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar? The professor responded, "yes, that's correct", adding some statistical data to his lecture. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?
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Comedy cock: Ouch
http://comedycockerel.blogspot.com/2007/11/ouch.html
Nonsense, tosh, silliness and (occasionally) wit. Q What is a man's ultimate embarrassment? A Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. This is the comedy cock. The Cock (in need of cocktail) and his crowing chums will present for you a litany of nonsense. Toodle oodle pip! Publish and. damn! Thanksgiving turkey for Real Men. Blondes on the bus.
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Comedy cock: Alcohol diet
http://comedycockerel.blogspot.com/2008/01/alcohol-diet.html
Nonsense, tosh, silliness and (occasionally) wit. I’m on the alcohol diet. It’s gone brilliantly. I lost three days last week. This is the comedy cock. The Cock (in need of cocktail) and his crowing chums will present for you a litany of nonsense. Toodle oodle pip! Publish and. damn! Ah, the good old days of innocence and fun. They dont die, they just. Van Goghs family tree. Pets rule. or. pet rules.
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Comedy cock: Van Gogh's family tree
http://comedycockerel.blogspot.com/2008/01/van-goghs-family-tree.html
Nonsense, tosh, silliness and (occasionally) wit. Van Gogh's family tree. NB American joke, so this must be pronounced in the American way, ie Van Go; not the British way (Van Goff) or the European way (Van Hoch):. His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh. The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh. The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop N. Gogh. The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh. The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh. His magician uncle - Where Diddy Gogh. His Mexican cousin - A. Mee Gogh.
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Comedy cock: Blondes on the bus
http://comedycockerel.blogspot.com/2007/11/blondes-on-bus.html
Nonsense, tosh, silliness and (occasionally) wit. Blondes on the bus. Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. 160;The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. Blondes on the bus.
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Mersey Mini FEEDBACK: from Jeanette Smith
http://merseyminisfeedback.blogspot.com/2008/01/from-jeanette-smith.html
Tell us what you think, and help us improve next time. Wednesday, 9 January 2008. I think that Mersey Minis are great. The size is handy to put in handbag or pocket, to read on train or bus, or to post to a friend. The book reflected the image of the city and the passion of its people. The mix of writing shows there are many stories that encapsulate the heart and soul of the city. Look inside the books. Vol 1 - LANDING. Vol 2 - LIVING. Vol 3 - LONGING. Vol 4 - LOVING. Vol 5 - LEAVING.
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Mersey Mini FEEDBACK: from Phil Morris
http://merseyminisfeedback.blogspot.com/2008/01/from-phil-morris.html
Tell us what you think, and help us improve next time. Wednesday, 9 January 2008. I think they’re excellent. The pocket size makes them stand out; the design, particularly the illustrations, work well across the different volumes and give them a look of real quality. As a fledgling writer it was a proud moment to see something in print for the first time. And now I want more. Look inside the books. Vol 1 - LANDING. Vol 2 - LIVING. Vol 3 - LONGING. Vol 4 - LOVING. Vol 5 - LEAVING. Publish and. damn!
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Writing exercises: Empathy
http://newwritingexercises.blogspot.com/2007/06/empathy.html
Games and tips to bust blocks and kick your imagination out of bed. Ascribing human characteristics to objects isn't always the best writing technique, but for the purposes of exercising the imagination, answer these questions as though you were the object. What is the most secret thing you know? What is the worst thing about your job? What do you crave? What feels good against your skin? What are you jealous of? What makes you raging mad? What would you like to smash? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
