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A backward poet writes inverse. - Puns & Jokes
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A backward poet writes inverse. Discuss this pun in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 6.2/ 10. A backward poet writes inverse. View User Submitted Puns. A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
A bee's dream is to someday live in Pollenisia. - Puns & Jokes
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A bee’s dream is to someday live in Pollenisia. Discuss this pun in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 9.8/ 10. A bee's dream is to someday live in Pollenisia. View User Submitted Puns. A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
1st person: ''I would like to rent some stripper equipment!'' 2nd person:'' Just call the pole lease!'' - Puns & Jokes
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1st person: ”I would like to rent some stripper equipment! 8221; 2nd person:” Just call the pole lease! VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 7.3/ 10. 1st person: ' I would like to rent some stripper equipment! 2nd person:' Just call the pole lease! View User Submitted Puns. A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
A bad shoemaker's assistant was given the boot. - Puns & Jokes
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A bad shoemaker’s assistant was given the boot. Discuss this pun in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 8.2/ 10. A bad shoemaker's assistant was given the boot. View User Submitted Puns. A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch. - Puns & Jokes
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A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch. Discuss this pun in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 10.0/ 10. A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch. View User Submitted Puns. A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
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A boy goes and buys a fishing pole that is 6' 3" long. As he goes to get on the bus, the bus driver tells him that he can't take anything on the bus longer than 6'. The boy goes back to town, buys one more thing, and the bus driver allo
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A boy goes and buys a fishing pole that is 6′ 3″ long. As he goes to get on the bus, the bus driver tells him that he can’t take anything on the bus longer than 6′. The boy goes back to town, buys one more thing, and the bus driver allows him on the bus. What did he buy, and what did he do with it? The boy bought a 6′ long box.He put the fishing pole in diagonally,and the entire package was only 6′! And visit our Swim with the Goldfish activity! Discuss this Riddle in the comments below.
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? - Riddles & Answers
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A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh? Discuss this Riddle in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 8.3/ 10. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. A question intentionally phrased to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer.
A dagger thrust at my own heart Dictates the way I'm swayed. Left I stand, and right I yield To the twisting of the blade. What am I? - Riddles & Answers
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A dagger thrust at my own heart Dictates the way I’m swayed. Left I stand, and right I yield To the twisting of the blade. What am I? Discuss this Riddle in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 7.7/ 10. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. A question intentionally phrased to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer.
A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? - Riddles & Answers
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A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it. Discuss this Riddle in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 6.7/ 10. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. A question intentionally phrased to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer.
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How
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A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? Who said this happened during the night? Discuss this Riddle in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 8.5/ 10. VN:F [1.9.22 1171].
A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds? - Riddles & Answers
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A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds? 11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds. Discuss this Riddle in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 5.6/ 10. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. A question intentionally phrased to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. only stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? - Riddles & Answers
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday. only stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? Friday is the name of the horse. Discuss this Riddle in the comments below. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. Rating: 8.3/ 10. VN:F [1.9.22 1171]. A question intentionally phrased to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer.
My job is not to represent Washington to you, but to represent you to Washington.
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My job is not to represent Washington to you, but to represent you to Washington. A rhetorical or literary figure in which words, grammatical constructions, or concepts are repeated in reverse order, in the same or a modified form; e.g. ‘Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds.’.
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.
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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults. A rhetorical or literary figure in which words, grammatical constructions, or concepts are repeated in reverse order, in the same or a modified form; e.g. ‘Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds.’.
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