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Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Sometimes, I Imagine I am the Carcass. Yes, I made the decision to have my children. I thought it was the best decision at the time- but days like these make me rethink my thinking. Dr Phil, what do I do? My children smell too. Yesterday, I picked up my two angels and we proceeded to head to our once weekly "lunch out" outing. About five seconds passed and the smell of rotting meat carcass filled the Jeep. I was thinking, "What the f is that? Posted by Charise @ 4:36 PM. Plain ...

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005. I wanted to take a road trip with Anthony while the boys were in Utah, but this isn’t the way I imagined it. Sadly, Anthony’s Grandma Tilly (cute name, I know) died on Monday and we are heading to Albuquerque, New Mexico tonight (Route 66, anyone? Actually, we are going to stay in glorious Flagstaff, AZ tonight and finish the trip Thursday. Our goal is to get there in time for the rosary Thursday night, with the funeral services planned for Friday. Posted by Charise @ 3:30 PM.

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Friday, December 30, 2005. The neglect in my blogging is due to the fact that I have been entirely too busy with the following:. Dropping off the Tabithas by way of Oakland (I should have just flew them there myself). Wrecking my bewitched vehicle. Putting up with YOUR parents, both of which are unaware of the fact I'm a witch. Going to dinner with your old female co-workers and playing the part of the amused wife. Having dreams about meeting Angelina Jolie and Maddox in the supermarket. Monday, December...

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Saturday, October 29, 2005. Another apology letter to another (almost) stranger:. Dear Tony (If Tony really is your name),. Sorry I called the FBI last week and told them that I thought you were a wanted sex predator. You must forgive me, but your likeness to the predator in question is absolutely uncanny. Just in case you are wondering what likenesses I’m referring to, please refer to the following list. Short and overweight (5’ 8, 245 lbs). Well, obviously, ties to CA. On our way to the law library I s...

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Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Tonight I was let out of class early on account of a massive homework assignment that should be started. now! However, I just had to purge a little joy before I get back to the grind. I decided to take the long way home tonight. The long way always includes a drive past the beach via Catalina to the Esplanade and back up Avenue I. None of those streets are really relative to this blog, I just like the names. That would make sense to me. Posted by Charise @ 8:35 PM. The boys we...

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Friday, September 30, 2005. Today, today is much better. I think my body is channeling the spirit of my 20-year-old self, the one that just felt so much better because the day of the week is FRIDAY. Friday really means nothing to me now, just more work to do over the weekend, what with the grocery shopping and the laundry and the Mom I’m bored. Awwwww shucks! Who am I kidding? Fridays with a passion! Nichole, remember when R made that for us? In true tradition I must close with a big fat. I have a tasty ...

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005. Michele, Eric, Rich, Ernie, Nichole, Charise, Suzanne. Posted by Charise @ 10:05 AM. It's Like the House Keeps Throwing Up.I'm Waiting for the Dry Heaves. A 12 oz. Black Widow spider (alive). A 10 lb. hornet’s nest (hornets all alive). A stethoscope (I didn’t know Mom made house calls). A large chunk of the Berlin Wall. Propaganda for the Baptist Church. One million crappy rock tapes (Marc, all your fault). Date: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:57:38 -0600. Next rounds on me boys! The pleas...

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Monday, November 28, 2005. Never Let Me Down Again. This pic was so cute I had to publish it before the stories too. It was after the show.and after Del Taco. Posted by Charise @ 6:01 PM. Did Anyone Order Some VIP? So, this is just a little preview of what my next 10 MILLION blogs are going to be about! Yes, I saw Depeche Mode. I shall expand much more.stay tuned. Posted by Charise @ 5:57 PM. Sunday, November 27, 2005. A View From Purgatory. I think we rode behind this van at 5 mph for two hours. Anthony...

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005. The Kings and I. Me and the Two Kings. Posted by Charise @ 9:35 PM. Posted by Charise @ 9:34 PM. Tuesday, June 28, 2005. My eight-year-old sons (Cody and Colton) are 110% boy. They love playing sports, watching ESPN, going to any type of athletic event, toilet humor, getting dirty, getting injured, and all those other lovely things boys (and men) love to do. But, there is one thing that they love to do that I don't think necessarily fits into the all around "boy" category. If yo...