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champion of industry: May 2006
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Sunday, May 28, 2006. I'll have the fiesty looking one in the back". Staying healthy these days is becoming a serious chore. Obesity is at epidemic proportions, allergies are intensifying, the sun is turning into a WMD and the air we breath is getting thick enough to chew. Whatever happened to eating an apple a day to keep the doctor away? Atleast our government is looking out for us as is evidenced in the latest findings by Health Canada.
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champion of industry: sex degrees of obesity
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Wednesday, December 13, 2006. Sex degrees of obesity. 10 days of christmas shopping left. damn. Okay, alright, no need to panic, I've got the internet, it can solve anything. Google: "secret santa gift ideas". office gift ideas, stocking stuffers, gifts under 10 bucks, gifts for kids under 10, yadda yadda yadda. These are all great sites if you're an idiot, but I need a gift idea that says I'm original and awesome. Hello, what's this ".
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champion of industry: More evidence that god doesn't exist, or that the devil does
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Tuesday, February 06, 2007. More evidence that god doesn't exist, or that the devil does. There is no excuse for bad hygiene. Even Jack Bauer would have his work cut out for him in trying to smite this superevil. 30mins later things got a lil hazy. The next thing I remember was being at home, scrubbing myself down with Ajax, tomato juice and toothpaste. There is no excuse for bad hygiene. Unless you've got this. Posted by ham @ 12:29 PM.
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champion of industry: I'm big in India
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Wednesday, December 13, 2006. I'm big in India. I haven't been on the blog scene for a few weeks. My excuse is that it's exam time. I don't actually have any exams this time around but that doesn't mean I can't sit around in my jammies and procrastinate like I would if I did have some. I spent my valuable free time as indicated in this. And from my holiday adventures on the internets I managed to collect some "interesting" data. A large num...
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champion of industry: August 2006
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Wednesday, August 30, 2006. One persons tourists are another persons freedom-fighters. I recently returned from a small stint in Europe where i spent my time doing what everyone does. eating unhealthy amounts of shaved meat sandwiches and drinking unhealthier amounts of delicious beer. During my downtimes i would mosey around historically significant cities in my flip-flops (why is there no masculine word for these things? PMD, "the" band.
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champion of industry: my cancer has a name-o...
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Wednesday, November 08, 2006. My cancer has a name-o. Evidence; Britney Spears. We all remember what the newly, re-titled Ms. Spears was like before. She contracted her disease. Ah yes who could forget the tantalizing flailings of a nubile, post-pubescent female, pretending to sing while she performed her PG-13 rated stripshows in front of millions? Posted by ham @ 2:19 PM. Haha, not me. Well written ham. guess britney finally grew a bi...
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champion of industry: the only thing to fear is fear itself... and nazi-vampire fighter pilots
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Wednesday, August 22, 2007. The only thing to fear is fear itself. and nazi-vampire fighter pilots. A $10 million class-action lawsuit has been launched against an Oshawa body art studio after thousands of people were urged to get tested for blood-borne diseases because they may have been exposed to dirty equipment. That's pretty scary, so I read on. They haven't even done anything and you're already suing them? Giving you the HIV. If acqui...
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champion of industry: "hheeeyyy" "haha, that'll never get old!"
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Wednesday, October 18, 2006. Hheeeyyy" "haha, that'll never get old! These days are wicked awesome but they're also few and far between. You just gotta keep in mind that in the long run, if you manage to be batting .500 in favour of "good days", well then, you've just won the game. So on those bad. Days try to remember, in the end, it's all about balance. Keep on keepin' on. Posted by ham @ 5:23 PM. Comments: Post a Comment. PMD, "the" band.
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champion of industry: October 2006
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Thursday, October 19, 2006. We're all different, it's just, some are "good" different. I've been having this strange feeling lately. It's kinda hard to explain. It's like, I just, I dunno, I feel like I'm different, you know? Hello, what's this? Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge. Hahaha, this is great! Posted by ham @ 6:05 PM 0 comments.
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champion of industry: the great douche of '06
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1 u cant win 2. u cant break even 3. u cant get out of the game. Tuesday, March 07, 2006. The great douche of '06. This years Douchebag of the Year. Talentless, sexually-confused and too short to respect. He's convinced he actually. Knows everything there is to know. About any issues that he speaks about. Now he's bringing down the equally talentless but much better looking Katie Holmes. Give it up Maverick. Latest addition to the crowd. A family from Minnesota upset with Canada's seal hunt wrote a l...
