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Postcard From Mars: Teach Me How to Jerk
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Thoughts on various matters of little consequence. Thursday, October 22, 2009. Teach Me How to Jerk. How about my two new favorite dances. Go to about 20 seconds in). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Finally washed away the smell of the vegas strip and road trip. Twitter: Now Im at your Fingertips. Follow me on Twitter. Song of the Day. Re: Stacks- Bon Iver. Gobbledigook - Sigur Ros. Dances From Da Hood. Stuff White People Like. Severe Swine Flu Symptoms: Metal Confusion. Teach Me How to Jerk.
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Postcard From Mars: The Amazing Race
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Thoughts on various matters of little consequence. Monday, June 15, 2009. I love cities that start with San. That would include one of my all time favorite cities San Francisco. I signed up with my friend Rob for something like the Amazing Race in which we were given clues and had to run with a bunch of crazies all over the city. It was so hot and we were on foot the whole day walking up and down the hills of S.F. At one point I almost called it quits but we finally finished. June 16, 2009 at 1:35 PM.
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Postcard From Mars: Severe Swine Flu Symptoms: Metal Confusion
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Thoughts on various matters of little consequence. Tuesday, October 27, 2009. Severe Swine Flu Symptoms: Metal Confusion. The worst part of this story is this: when I reset the date and time I was bewildered at what year it really was. Not for a brief second but for long enough that I had to type in the google search engine "what year is it? And when the Google Gods told me I didn't go "oh yeah duh," I questioned it all day long. True story. Or it did look like the Joker but the sun melted his face.
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Postcard From Mars: "Anna Lee" Pablo Blaqk
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Thoughts on various matters of little consequence. Wednesday, November 18, 2009. Anna Lee" Pablo Blaqk. Here's some new stuff from my very talented and very funny friend Pablo. Who currently resembles another friend of mine, Che Guevara. You should check out his stuff, if you want to. This is his latest. You might recognize the awkward figure in the background attempting to throw in some harmonies. Cheers. You should check out his stuff. .if you want to. Really Ash? Im finding a self help group for you!
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Postcard From Mars: My Swine Flu Adventure 2009
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Thoughts on various matters of little consequence. Wednesday, May 6, 2009. My Swine Flu Adventure 2009. I know you all have been curious about my where-abouts, definitley feening for an update on my life, your fix, because my lives details are a hot commodity. Postcard From Mars might as well be US Weekly. No? Made it to The Vegas, then to San Diego, went on my Swine Flu Cruise (Catalina and into International Pirate Waters) and now off through California. Hurray! Can't wait to see you in a few days!
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ihatemylife.com: ihatemyDREAMlife.com
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Thursday, March 12, 2009. I hate my dream life dot com too. This dream must stem from feelings of inadequacy in my work place. I work at a ski resort. Skiing is definitely an elitist activity and since I can’t ski or snowboard I’m pretty much a worthless waste of flesh. We journeyed for an entire day, from gondola to gondola, then we trekked on foot to the top of my Dream Land’s Mt. Everest. He said with enthusiasm, “these [pause] are the special skis”. In my parallel dream existence I’m freezing o...
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ihatemylife.com: March 2009
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Sunday, March 29, 2009. This was a scary moment for us and for Johnny, who we met outside the food coalition. He volunteered to help us. Johnny was so sweet and funny. Justin and I are still unsure of what happened exactly. I quickly got the impression this wasn't uncommon. It made me sad and it made me want to take Johnny home with me. I'm sure the roommates wouldn't mind. Wednesday, March 25, 2009. I'm a Crazy Person Magnet. 8221; Like she’s onto me, she found my cardboard beggar signs. I’ve neve...
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ihatemylife.com: April 2009
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009. Kindergarten Nostalgia Minus the Birdy Legs. My whole life I have preferred to be understated. I only shared my opinion when someone asked, avoided public speaking or performing. My mannerisms, my relationships, my personality, my wardrobe reflected this preference. And I’m bright yellow! Now I wear this crazy bright neon yellow shirt 24-7. I love it but I’m starting to have regrets. Also let me just say when you all of a sudden get put in a situation where you want to fly under ...
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ihatemylife.com: September 2008
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Monday, September 29, 2008. Pirate Mechanics and Silver Garbage Cans. So for those of you generous souls who are feeling charitable and would want to donate to the United Keep the Air behind Ashleys Car Clean Fund I am accepting all forms of payment. The United Keep the Air Behind Ashleys Car Clean Fund. Tuesday, September 9, 2008. Moved the Couch to my Front Lawn. Dear social class ladder fairy, please help me find a way to move back up a rung or two. These are my new friends I met at the court house.
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ihatemylife.com: Who Wants me Dead?
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Friday, February 20, 2009. Who Wants me Dead? You all remember my previous post about being sick for 12 days, the will, the funeral plans? Well I recovered only to find my immune system failing me once again. Swollen glands, aches, headache, sore throat. I'm starting to feel like that poor, helpless, little girl from The Sixth Sense (Marissa Cooper) whose step mom kept putting poison in her soup to keep her sick. I'm the vomiting girl in Sixth Sense! Whoever is trying to keep me sick, I'm not into it.
