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monster sarcasm rally: That explains it

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). I had a bizarre and unexpected experience this morning. This has never happened to me before. I'm not sure what to make of it. While lying in bed trying to fool myself into believing I was still asleep, I mentally selected what I would wear to work today. The shirt I chose was one I haven't worn since the summer. No, the front door was open this morning! Watch out, I heard they're headed to your house next. Or maybe the gremlins have been ...

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monster sarcasm rally: Peer pressure

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). Everybody wants to hear about Ford's adventures in Canada, right? He's been the object of my mockery. I've been the object of his mockery (especially this week). He's commented repeatedly on the fact that it seems everybody he knows in Toronto ( Anne. Cute but Kinda Evil. Is caught up in this blog world. So here's the part where I need your help. Let's all get together and peer-pressure Ford into writing a blog of his own! No you may not.

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monster sarcasm rally: Dear BigPimpin, part 4

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). Dear BigPimpin, part 4. Would like to know why 'the disease of Stupidity has taken a hold of the West and is spreading faster than any biological or chemical weapon ever could'? Asks: 'If someone asked you, "Did they hook up? About two people, what would you think the person was asking you? A- Did they have sex? B- Did they make out? C- Did one ask the other for a date? Hey peeled michel,. This is the word of the sarcastrix @ 17:10.

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monster sarcasm rally: The real horror story

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). The real horror story. Apparently people have been a wee bit disturbed by the parable I wrote yesterday afternoon, A tale of two kiddies. You may have scratched your head in wonder at how I (naive idealist that I am) could come up with such a dark narrative. As such, I've decided to share the true story that inspired the fictional one. Here it is for your reading pleasure. When I was a child, Bubble. But it hurts,. No, it doesn't,. Whateve...

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monster sarcasm rally: Did you know?

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). Something was possing me off and I was going to write about it. If only I could remember what it was. From now on (read 'until I get really tired of it') Mondays will be the official Dear BigPimpin. Days I can only take so much of that crap. Post your letters/questions in the comments section or e-mail them to beandog [at] rogers [dot] com. You heard me. I said 'poss'. Why? Because I can't type for carp . I HATE it when this poss me off.

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monster sarcasm rally: Help me: I've fallen off the edge of reason

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). Help me: I've fallen off the edge of reason. After careful consideration (read: she's pissing me off again), I've decided that she who was Bridget Jones. She once told Moiraine,. I'm a bull. As long as we do things my way,. We'll get along great. Okay, bottom line: If you want to be such a cranky cow, be honest about it. Be the crankiest cow you can be; don't sugarcoat it. On second thought, she stays Bridget. I hated that stupid movie.

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monster sarcasm rally: Today's grammar lesson

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). I frequently come across incorrect use of the word 'verbiage'. Most times, it is also misspelled. Somehow, people have the idea that this word is synonymous with 'wording'. I get notes from people telling me that they're not sure about their verbiage, and could I please check it for them. Or they say that they're just looking over their verbiage and will send me their document shortly. Why is it so funny, oh great Sarcastrix? No you may not.

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monster sarcasm rally: Yo Ford, listen up!

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). Yo Ford, listen up! Beginning next Monday, the 14th of March in the year of our Lord 2005, CbKE and I will expect to find dinner ready for us when we get home. It would be a nice touch, although not strictly necessary if you could arrange to eat your own meals beforehand so that you can play your guitar softly in the background whilst we eat, talk, and generally unwind from our days. Thank you in advance for your attention and co-operation.

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monster sarcasm rally: It's not that I'm lazy...

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care. I went to talk to my boss yesterday. I had to get special permission to take three weeks in a row off in order to go to India. In spite of the fact that I spend the vast majority of each workday writing sarcastic drivel, my boss seems to respect me and the work I do. Only God knows why. Following yesterday's conversation with my boss I now have:. Permission to go away for three weeks;.

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monster sarcasm rally: Just a reminder

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Contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm). It's Friday. Your letters to BigPimpin are due by Monday morning at nine. Marks will be deducted for tardiness. This is the word of the sarcastrix @ 14:56. Best regards from NY! Nike australian open women's tennis apparel. Http:/ www.sports-illistated.info/buycustompaintballjersy.html. I am the sarcastrix. No you may not. The hitchhiker's guide to the sarcasm. I don't know these people,. But I like to read their stuff.