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My Feelings Exactly: April 2009
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I honestly don't think I could ever properly convey the phenomenon that is Skylar's hair. But this comes close. It'll put hair on your chest. It's eggplant. I grilled it and then put mozzarella cheese on top.". Chewing) "It's okay.". Scott, what do you mean it's. 160;You don't like it? No, I do like it. It's just that it's missing something.". 160;Like a spice or something? And because it's so big it's a little hard to stick it in my purse so for Christmas Scott bought me a very nice, very small camera.
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My Feelings Exactly: March 2011
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Hair today, gone tomorrow. Now, I'm big, no, BIG on personal grooming. You bathe daily. You brush your hair and your teeth. Don't bother trying to fight me on this. Due to the fact that these kids have tried to get a way with a LOT of crap during that 10 minutes, I simply cannot do bikini line grooming with an audience. So even though I actively encourage Skylar to hang out in the bathroom while I'm in the shower and practice putting on eyeshadow I HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. Office here in Korea, a...
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My Feelings Exactly: September 2010
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The funny thing is it's all HIS fault! Owen reading a book about South Korea). Scott: Hey wait, that figure is wrong. 10 million people in Seoul? When was this book written? Scott: There are 14 million people in Seoul. So, in 2 years the population of Seoul has grown by 4 million. Wow. Me: Well, you know what they say. Scott: Yeah. They say "The Starrs are here.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Seoul, South Korea. I support soldiers and their families. And you should too. View my complete profile.
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My Feelings Exactly: May 2009
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Why everyone should have a Skylar. Mama, I don't have a tallywacker.". No, you don't.". Have a tallywacker.". Yes, that's right, only boys.". And I'm a gir. Yes, you're a girl.". Mama, do you know what girls have? Um, no.". Yeah, but boys have butts too, Skylar.". Not in the front! Reason #2: (spoken very loudly, inside a very crowded restaurant). Skylar, finish eating.". Okay mama, I'm gonna finish eating.". My food, mama. I'm gonna finish all. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Seoul, South Korea.
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My Feelings Exactly: June 2010
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Little Korean man: You lotta kids! Me: No, we're not catholic. We're baptist. And sort of unlucky. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Seoul, South Korea. I support soldiers and their families. And you should too. View my complete profile. Some blogs I read. The best thing all day. What institutionalized racism looks like inside our system of education. The Not so Ugly American. Can I Look it up on Google? Main Aur Charles (2015). Cutting Over This Weekend. I'm 16, and I like it! Hyperbole and a Half.
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My Feelings Exactly: May 2010
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At the commissary, on the laundry detergent row). Scott: Do you need anything off this row? Me: Uh, oh yes, I need bleach! Me: Yes, bleach. We haven't had any bleach in, like, 3 or 4 days. Haven't you noticed the whites have looked dingy? I mean, they were snap traps, so the mice were most of the time still alive, so you couldn't really put them in the trash can. Plus, the pigs were hungry, so it was win-win. Another reason? Would have you believe, the smoke monster didn't live there in 2002. I have now ...
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My Feelings Exactly: December 2009
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Well, Santa managed to find us all the way out here in South Korea. There's no hiding from that guy. I think he was here around 1 this morning and thank God nobody got up until a little after 9. Santa also brought some Hershey's Bliss creme de menthe meltaway candy. Score one for Santa, those things are awesome. If I wasn't married I'd marry him for bringing those. Oh wait.nevermind. Scott got me a Sony ereader, so I can download books and read them instead of buying books over and over because BOOKS COU...
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My Feelings Exactly: July 2009
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Remember when I was pregnant with you, Skylar, and I was so very sick almost the entire time? Remember when you were a baby, Skylar, and you cried all the time? For hours and hours? Remember a while back, Skylar, when you began to stomp your foot whenever I told you "no" and say I wasn't your friend anymore? Remember today, when you said I never do anything for you? Remember all the times I've been so incredibly tired and you've refused to sleep? Remember when you colored the wall? Seoul, South Korea.
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My Feelings Exactly: And that's why we can't fly Delta anymore
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And that's why we can't fly Delta anymore. There's something about being on an airplane that makes a child have to use the bathroom about 47 times an hour. Especially if you are nine, like Haley. And well, after that it was all over. Have you ever been on an airplane? If so, did you frequent the lavatory? Let me take a second to explain that when I use the term "we" I use it in the loosest possible fashion and I really mean "Scott" because WE WERE ON AN AIRPLANE tens of thousands of feet above land and I...
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My Feelings Exactly: April 2010
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Venti, nonfat caramel chai, please. Toby Keith is singing about half a mile from my house. Right now. So here's the deal. They started putting up posters all over post that TOBY KEITH IS COMING about a month ago. And boy oh boy did tongues start wagging. Suddenly all the people here in this craphole had something to live for. OH THE ANTICIPATION. It was like pure heaven. Toby Freaking Keith. Here. In Korea. For all of us to go see! And then. Then the S Korean navy had to go get blown up by. Anyway, I tot...
