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Biff Von Bert: mea culpa
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Sunday, May 21, 2006. Bvb started as a way for me to clown. My friends. but each of the guilty parties. Seems to have l ost interest. In blogging, and justifiably so. it's a time-consuming and narcissistic. Enterprise. and plus, my best work has surfaced elsewhere. But i think i'm going to fire it up again anyways and see what happens. Posted by biff von bert at 12:47 PM. View my complete profile. Give Me The Rack. What Is Biff von Bert?
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Biff Von Bert: February 2006
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Monday, February 27, 2006. Give Me The Rack. It's almost Fat Tuesday, and Biff's feeling nostalgic. I went to Mardi Gras my senior year of college with twenty of my chums. I stayed out until 7 am every night and woke up at 10 am every day, starting it all up again. My host's mother had 35 cases of High Life in the garage, which we unapologetically drank. We tailgated at parades during the day, and terrorized Bourbon Street at night. I saw bosoms. And then we saw the Siren. Give me the rack.". The Seductr...
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Biff Von Bert: March 2006
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Friday, March 10, 2006. Perhaps you've noticed that BVB has been on hiatus recently, owing to a number of factors which I need not go into here. I emerge to address some grave injustices that have soiled BVB. BVB has not yet defined what it is, but it can surely articulate something it's not: a forum for uncreative shit-talking. Give me a slur that a Civil War reanactor couldn't have thought of; something more than attacks on my roomates, or suggestions that I'm a meathead. BVB will occasionally ...
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Biff Von Bert: May 2006
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006. My friend LawRah discovered this. My reaction is different. It's one of admiration. To preserve the law by day but break the law by night goes to the very root of man's dual nature. Since rock was put to cave wall, paradox and self-contradiction have characterized man's examination of his heart of darkness. Robin Hood committed unspeakable crimes against the few to ensure justice for the many. You are following in the footsteps of some of Western Civilization's greatest figures.