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According to Quaid: January 2006
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8 Ways to Get Rich in '06. Sunday January 1 2006. The following are a collection of ideas that could make you rich in ‘06. Manufacture and distribute counterfeit Bill O’Reilly Factor Gear. Download Paris Hilton sex videos from the internet, burn them to DVD, and sell them on eBay. 8211; A lot of people have already made a fortune with this idea, you can too. Be the first to capitalize on the next video that comes out. (hint: an attractive package will help you get more bids). 8211; This is a virtual gold...
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Quaid's List: November 2008
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Lost, Found, or Stolen. Found - White and brown mixed breed dog. Likes to chase motorcycles. Only has two legs but I had him fitted with a wheel barrow wheel to replace his front legs after the accident. Rightful owner will be responsible for vet bill, cost of wheel, and repairs to my bike. Must pick up by the end of the week or I will put him to sleep. Call Percy 672-951-7599. Found keys - Lets meat at the glory hole inside the Maverick bathroom. Dec. 3 10:30pm. Most Everything For Sale. WANTED: Someone...
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According to Quaid: September 2008
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The Addiction Part II. Thursday September 25, 2008. As with any addiction, there is usually a pivotal event or series of events which push the unwilling addict to finally make a change in his life, or die at his own hand. My story is no different. I had started smoking 6 months earlier while under going treatment at the New Horizons Center in Phoenix Arizona. They suggested that smoking might help curb my appetite for sleeping pills but my addiction was much too strong to be influenced by Tobacco....
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According to Quaid: February 2006
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My Brokeback Mountain Adventure. Sunday January 22 2006. I visited an old friend in Virginia for the weekend. We decided to see that movie everyone has been talking about,. The theaters near my home will not show the film so I was very glad for the opportunity to go see it. Having heard many reviews and opinions about the film, I was determined to keep an open mind and base my opinion on the merits of the movie, not the hype in the press. There was a long line for tickets at this 4 movie cinema. The tick...
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Ask Quaid Davis: October 2008
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Forgive me if this sounds like a stupid question but I don't know where else to turn. My mom changed my birthday when I was six. Is this legal? I think I want my original birthday back because I was a Gemini then. She changed my birthday so that my sister and I would both be Leos. What are the legal channels available to me in regard to changing my birthday? How much will it cost? How often can I do it? Thank you so much. Taffy my dear,. With that said, playing around with your birthday is not something ...
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Ask Quaid Davis: Living with ED
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I was recently diagnosed by my Pakistani Doctor with erectile disfunction. I am a 51 year old Caucasian bachelor. I am very well endowed according to my doctor, who is from Pakistan. He says I am in the top 98 percentile where my size is concerned. I am not sure if that is the Pakistan standard or the worldwide one. He prescribed Viagra for my ED but he warned me that I should call if I started having erections that last more than 4 hours especially given my gargantuan size and all. I was blessed with an...
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According to Quaid: October 2008
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Saturday October 25, 2008. I spent sixteen days in jail awaiting my arraignment on Burglary charges. The DA and my sister Daphne agreed to Drop the Arson charge since it had been an unintended consequence of the burglary. That was good news for me. My public defender told me that since it was technically a first offense, I was likely to get a suspended sentence providing that I successfully completed a substance abuse program. My arraignment went pretty well even though my public defender turned out to b...
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Quaid's List: December 2008
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Lost, Found, or Stolen. Found - White and brown mixed breed dog. Likes to chase motorcycles. Only has two legs but I had him fitted with a wheel barrow wheel to replace his front legs after the accident. Rightful owner will be responsible for vet bill, cost of wheel, and repairs to my bike. Must pick up by the end of the week or I will put him to sleep. Call Percy 672-951-7599. Found keys - Lets meat at the glory hole inside the Maverick bathroom. Dec. 3 10:30pm. Most Everything For Sale. WANTED: Someone...
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Ask Quaid Davis: November 2008
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I was recently diagnosed by my Pakistani Doctor with erectile disfunction. I am a 51 year old Caucasian bachelor. I am very well endowed according to my doctor, who is from Pakistan. He says I am in the top 98 percentile where my size is concerned. I am not sure if that is the Pakistan standard or the worldwide one. He prescribed Viagra for my ED but he warned me that I should call if I started having erections that last more than 4 hours especially given my gargantuan size and all. I was blessed with an...
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Ask Quaid Davis: February 2006
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I like to drive around on sunny days and shoot people with a spray bottle filled with pee. Last week I inadvertently squirted an off duty police officer. After a dangerous high-speed chase, he caught me right in front of my house. He proceeded to pistol whip me, and leave me for dead. Is there a possibility of suing him and/or the police department for my hospital bills? Ima, my dear,. Why do farts stink and how come they are loud sometimes and quiet other times? How can I increase my daily fart count?
