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Humor Abyss: Dan's Skillz...A Compilation
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Where laughter comes to die. Monday, April 14, 2008. Dan's Skillz.A Compilation. Okay Everyone knows I've got MAD PHATTY skillz. Right? I mean, I can run, pump weights, bone some chicks wit the hot nitties, ETC. But what about my LESSER KNOWN but EQUALLY IMPORTANT skillz? People sometimes aren't aware of my versatility. So here's a list of some of my other skillz.in no particular order. Check it out. A year or so ago, the handle on my toilet busts off. Shit. What to do? 2 Quality Beer Skillz. 5 Medicine ...
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Humor Abyss: Reasons I am better than everyone else...
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Where laughter comes to die. Friday, May 2, 2008. Reasons I am better than everyone else. 1 I am smarter than everyone else. Seriously.I am a fucking genius.most people can barely tie their shoelaces. 2 I drink a lot. Only smart, beautiful, strong, articulate, and otherwise superior people drink. 3 I have a cool phone. Only the coolest people have cell phones. It seriously makes me better. 4 Scars n' shit. I'm all cut up and bruised. It's fucking badass. I win. 5 I'm listening to loud music.
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Humor Abyss: May 2008
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Where laughter comes to die. Friday, May 2, 2008. Reasons I am better than everyone else. 1 I am smarter than everyone else. Seriously.I am a fucking genius.most people can barely tie their shoelaces. 2 I drink a lot. Only smart, beautiful, strong, articulate, and otherwise superior people drink. 3 I have a cool phone. Only the coolest people have cell phones. It seriously makes me better. 4 Scars n' shit. I'm all cut up and bruised. It's fucking badass. I win. 5 I'm listening to loud music.
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Humor Abyss: March 2008
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Where laughter comes to die. Wednesday, March 26, 2008. Anyone got any dirty socks? Cause if you do, I got tha' washboard you can clean them on right here.check it-. Oh yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about. Mmm. Look at them abz. It's like I just went to the store, and bought a six pack.hell yeah. Just thinkin' 'bout that picture gives me an f'in boner. I'm THAT money. In fact, those abz are SO money, let's take another look.from the reverse angle. Damn DAMN. That's all there is to say. Posted by Dan Philo.
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Humor Abyss: Being Famous is HARD!! LOL!
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Where laughter comes to die. Friday, April 11, 2008. Being Famous is HARD! Man, my life has been a WHIRLWIND lately! Now that I'm, like, completely famous, I cannot go ANYWHERE without throngs of papparazzi following me. Take last Saturday, for instance. Me and a few pals( I won't say who, only they're all on. Wink, wink) were out at Chateau Marmot for a few drinks, and we were MOBBED by photogs. I was even in a disguise.it didn't help AT ALL! I hate those TMZ guys! Posted by Dan Philo.
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Humor Abyss: Thursday Evening
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Where laughter comes to die. Thursday, April 23, 2009. Soon I'll be drunk. I feel the night close in around me. It is nice. It's like I'm in a cabin in the woods, alone with my thoughts and my dog and my fire and my computer and my phone and my this and my that. And also my Funyuns. Lady's computer has lots of cords and stuff. Makes it hard to move it around. This Radiohead album is alright. Every song is unique, and it's well done. That was a sweet Marty Friedman guitar solo). Posted by Dan Philo. I'm a...
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Humor Abyss: Silly Rabbit...
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Where laughter comes to die. Tuesday, April 1, 2008. Fluffy had been warned. After enjoying his first bowl, he found a threatening note on the door of his cage, "Don't be silly, Rabbit. Trix are for KIDS. One more bowl and you're fucking DEAD.". Fluffy couldn't keep his paws off them, though. The Trix were just TOO DELICIOUS. Now Fluffy sleeps with the fishes. Part of a balanced breakfast! Get your bowl today! Rabbits NEED NOT APPLY. Posted by Dan Philo. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Humor Abyss: February 2008
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Where laughter comes to die. Wednesday, February 27, 2008. So, you wanna be a GOLD MEDALIST? No They were impressed by my biceps. They came to see a gun show, and they got blown the F away. So throw that book in the trash, and pick up a barbell, champ. 2 GET LOTS OF REST. SHUT THE HELL UP, NERD! How do you think I was able to get enough rest to win the GOLD MEDAL from the Drug Abuse Resistance Education program, huh? What, by getting "natural" sleep? 3 LOWER YOUR GOALS. Posted by Dan Philo. It's time for...
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Humor Abyss: Hey everybody...
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Where laughter comes to die. Thursday, April 24, 2008. I know I usually put some BS nonesense on my blog here.but not today. I've been feeling really sad lately.I've been thinking a lot about a girl I used to date, and I miss her.I miss her a lot. I just wish I could have her back, ya' know? WellI just want her to know that she still has my heart, and I wrote a song about the whole thing.here are the lyrics, hope you like it. I loved you so much! I loved you so! I would have done anything for you,. Don't...