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take a word from the wise...: March 2008
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Take a word from the wise. Monday, March 17, 2008. No - it's a silent "K". I'm often referred to as a grumpy, old Mr. Burns-type fellow. In some ways, those people are correct. For example, from time to time I watch "Wheel of Fortune.". The category was "Place." Here's the puzzle. C Y OF L HT. The stupid whore on the show goes, "I'd like to solve the puzzle. She must have thought it was a silent "HT" ending, or something. Sometimes I wish I had Pat Sajak's job. Sunday, March 16, 2008. 2B - B. Roberts*.
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take a word from the wise...: the urban cougar
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Take a word from the wise. Monday, April 14, 2008. Today, three blocks from my house, City of Chicago police officers killed.a cougar. No joke. A cougar. Read about it here. I just got home from band practice at 10 PM. I had to walk a block from the car to my house. It's dark out. Just imagine turning the corner, guitar in hand, and seeing a cougar staring you dead in the eyes. One on one. Man vs. beast. I would shit my pants. That's not just an expression, either. I would literally shit my pants.
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take a word from the wise...: April 2008
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Take a word from the wise. Friday, April 18, 2008. I don't know how many copies we'll sell, or if anything will ever come of it, but I know we've made something that we're all really proud of. Monday, April 14, 2008. Today, three blocks from my house, City of Chicago police officers killed.a cougar. No joke. A cougar. Read about it here. I would shit my pants. That's not just an expression, either. I would literally shit my pants. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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take a word from the wise...: who knew?
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Take a word from the wise. Monday, August 25, 2008. Little did I know how much joy a third lane can bring into my life! The funny part is that it's going to be no better than it was before the construction, but after a full year of gridlock it sure feels sweet. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. The best wedding present ever. Not that you care, but.
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take a word from the wise...: June 2008
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Take a word from the wise. Tuesday, June 3, 2008. Why didn't i think of that? I went to the movies last week with my family. We saw the new Indiana Jones movie - a bit of a family tradition. Thanks to aforementioned brother: Problem Solved. In a maneuver that could only be matched by MacGyver himself, I see my brother standing at the butter dispenser with a long, movie theater concession stand straw attached to the nozzle. Where does the straw lead? Straight to the middle of the tub, baby!
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take a word from the wise...: December 2007
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Take a word from the wise. Wednesday, December 19, 2007. Good vs. evil. I drive a silver Toyota Prius. I know, I know. Insert "tree-hugger" joke here. All of that aside, there is a war going on. Not the one in Iraq, either. Prior to this year, I've never had a hard time getting a space. All of that has changed since the arrival of Evil Prius. As I'm pulling out of the lot, I swear I saw him smile at me. Tuesday, December 18, 2007. How i know i'm growing older. So I'm driving home from work today, and spo...
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take a word from the wise...: January 2008
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Take a word from the wise. Thursday, January 31, 2008. Tonight is the season premiere of Lost. I have to admit I'm pretty excited. Since about half-way through the second season of the show, I've been the guy who watches the show every single week - never misses one episode. Then I show up to work the day after and talk about how much I hate the show. Yet, I keep watching week after week. What's up with that? Tuesday, January 29, 2008. One of my students was late to class today. Your bag was what? I love...
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take a word from the wise...: August 2008
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Take a word from the wise. Tuesday, August 26, 2008. The best wedding present ever. I was married over the summer, and we were fortunate enough to get quite a few lovely wedding gifts from all of our friends and family. We now have enough bowls and platters to host a party every night for the next three months and never use any of them twice. Storage of said bowls and platters is another issue unto itself. Thank you" just isn't sufficient enough to express my gratitude. Monday, August 25, 2008.
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take a word from the wise...: the best wedding present ever
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Take a word from the wise. Tuesday, August 26, 2008. The best wedding present ever. I was married over the summer, and we were fortunate enough to get quite a few lovely wedding gifts from all of our friends and family. We now have enough bowls and platters to host a party every night for the next three months and never use any of them twice. Storage of said bowls and platters is another issue unto itself. Thank you" just isn't sufficient enough to express my gratitude. Eat an anus, anus eater.