futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Try Again
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2011/02/try-again.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Monday, February 21, 2011. You know what I miss? The days when your candy bar wrapper would tell you, "Not and instant winner. Try again," instead of telling me to enter a code on the internet to see if I've won something. I'm a big boy, I can handle rejection. And who ever checks those codes on the internet to see if they won? But I'll never know (although I am pretty sure about the According to Jim. February 22, 2011 7:43 AM. June 18, 2011 12:22 AM. Oh yeah&...
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Bull Honkey
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2010/05/bull-honkey.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Saturday, May 08, 2010. When I was little, my friends and I often used the phrase "Bull honkey! To let someone know that you didn't believe what they were saying. It was a nice little set of words, but that phrase really hasn't survived all that well. I don't plan on using it at the next meeting at work or anything. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To Die Before You Die. View my complete profile. There was an error in this gadget. I see dead people.
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: No Talk Shows
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2009/11/no-talk-shows.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Thursday, November 19, 2009. Why is it that someone can go on a talk show and admit they used to be addicted to illegal drugs and don't get in any trouble with the law, but if I went on a TV show and finally admitted I used to have an addiciton to killing drifters, they would put me in jail? I'm not saying I've had that addiction, I'm just saying. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To Die Before You Die. View my complete profile. I see dead people.
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Vampires
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2009/10/vampires.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Sunday, October 18, 2009. Do you think vampires are real? The people in the movies never think they are real either. Then their insides get eaten by vampires. I know vampires are real. I watch True Blood. October 21, 2009 1:45 PM. November 04, 2009 12:47 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To Die Before You Die. I once pole vaulted the Grand Canyon, and the pole I was using wasn't even that good. View my complete profile. Quote the Shea, NeVeRmOrE.
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Somebody Say Something
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2010/08/somebody-say-something.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Friday, August 27, 2010. I think it is really funny when someone says something to the effect of "Well, everyone must really like the food! When an awkward silence occurs at a social dinner. Who still posts on Blogger anymore? August 29, 2010 9:12 PM. YOUR FACE, THATS WHO! And me, too. So your face is in good company. August 30, 2010 11:25 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To Die Before You Die. View my complete profile. I see dead people.
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Bigfoot
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2009/11/bigfoot.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Friday, November 06, 2009. In the second draft of the movie script I am writing, in the last scene, the bad guy reveals himself to be. Bigfoot! He was old Sasquatch himself the whole time! Hidden under that costume of human skin was a hairy, mangy beast whose insane blood lust was only outweighed by his yearning to be human! In the end, the sheriff loses his evidence of Bigfoot, and his mother is dead, but he comes out of things with a new outlook on life.
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Airport Optimism
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2010/06/airport-optimism.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Friday, June 11, 2010. Some people complain about all the added airport security checks these days. But do you know who loves going through an airport? Me I just really like being vindicated. Do you have any bombs are firearms in your luggage? Well, we'll see about that. And walk through that metal detector while your potential bomb bearing carry-on goes through this machine". December 07, 2011 9:40 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I see dead people.
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Cell Phones
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2010/09/cell-phones.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Monday, September 27, 2010. Cell phones are nice because whenever you are tired of talking to someone, you can just say their name a bunch and act like you can't hear them and then hang up. Believe or not, this was not a valid way of ending conversations before cell phones. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To Die Before You Die. I once pole vaulted the Grand Canyon, and the pole I was using wasn't even that good. View my complete profile.
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Lame Duck
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2010/03/lame-duck.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Saturday, March 13, 2010. Let's talk about lame ducks. I think that a crippled duck would be offended that humans throw around his condition so lightly. And besides that, the term doesn't really make sense. A human lame duck is someone who will be out of power in the near future. A literal lame duck is currently. No Im not really this stupid. March 22, 2010 9:01 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To Die Before You Die. View my complete profile.
futileexercises.blogspot.com
Die Before You Die: Identical Doom
http://futileexercises.blogspot.com/2010/05/identical-doom.html
Die Before You Die. An Exercise In Futility. Saturday, May 22, 2010. If you are an identical twin, probably the worst possible news you can hear is that your counterpart just died of natural causes. You're next, bub. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To Die Before You Die. I once pole vaulted the Grand Canyon, and the pole I was using wasn't even that good. View my complete profile. There was an error in this gadget. Quote the Shea, NeVeRmOrE. Bigfoot. movie script. Catch phrase of the moment.
