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The Cat's Out of the Bag: May 2009
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Tuesday, May 12. Well well well, my kitties:. You all know how much I love a good celeb-spotting, and it seems that someone out there thought that Gawker Stalker. Intense enough. . Is the latest way to keep up with up with your fave stars in up-to-the-minute (and, in many cases, most min ute. Are welcome. . Just don't say I never did anything for you. . Posted by Toni the Tigress. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Was Mads mackin on her BFFs man? And the Winner is. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!
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The Detox Diaries: Two Strikes, I’m Out
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Monday, December 15. Two Strikes, I’m Out. For starters, morning zen meditation/vinyasa flow screeched to an abrupt halt when one of the 'rexics passed out. (I mean, really. What are they doing putting the starvers into an EXERCISE class? Hello Rehab 101, people.). If that had been it, I would have been okay. But no. Like, what does he want me to do—choreograph an interpretive dance to express my feelings about being tossed in here for crimes I didn’t commit? So, um. Sure. Why not? Just kidding. Maybe.
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The Detox Diaries: Paige, Interrupted
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Tuesday, December 9. I’ve never been big on repeat offenses. Not with fashion, not with boy toys, and not with old rivals resurfacing with the intention of bumping me out of my hard-won Alpha status in the Bradford social register. And yet. Here I am, back in the saddle at Zephyr again. I can’t believe Spencer sold me out. I can’t believe that after everything she and I have been through, she buddied up with that washed-out California bitch and had me shuttled back off to rehab. Rehab. Nope, it was Zephy...
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The Cat's Out of the Bag: Purr-ty Girls
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Sunday, November 2. OMG, my kitties! Do you have the 411 on the VIP par-tay at Oceana? Let me tell you—the fur was flying. Nah, not even. It was in total and complete free fall. Do you remember my Chinese New Year resolution to retract those claws? Yeah, so not happening. Mrowr! Whatevs. January 1st is totes just around the corner. And I haven’t even begun to use up those nine lives.). The truth, she hurts.). Also, it would not be the worst idea if Bailey Foster went in for a grooming. Claws? Mads will p...
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The Cat's Out of the Bag: BLIND ITEM: Can’t Buy Me Love
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Wednesday, November 5. BLIND ITEM: Can’t Buy Me Love. Oh, who are we kidding—of course you can. Or at least, you can try . . . So, whose sweetie was last seen making five carats worth of amends yesterday afternoon, busting out a telltale little blue box lockerside? You don’t need me to tell you—just keep an eye out for the purple flash and/or bulging ring finger (for serious, toting that little number around must be some kind of workout). Posted by Toni the Tigress. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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The Cat's Out of the Bag: BLIND ITEM: Sicko
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Monday, October 27. So: which, ahem, Dangerous Player. Called in sick for field hockey practice this afternoon, leaving the rest of the team to forbear? Not to worry, ma-petite. Jockette, certain underclassmen were more than happy to pick up the slack. But then, you must have suspected as much. Which henchskank/blitchbot/[insert your own euphemism HERE] was moore. Than happy to take stick in hand? Hint: okay, yeah, it was an illness. Of a rather . . . delicate nature. These things are preventable, folks!
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The Detox Diaries: Checking In
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Tuesday, December 9. I can’t believe the suckers at Zephyr really. Thought they managed to confiscate all of my electronics. Bishes, pls. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. And the Winner is. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! The Cat's Out of the Bag. Two Strikes, I’m Out.
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The Cat's Out of the Bag: Three Strikes . . .
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Wednesday, November 12. Three Strikes . . . Sorry, Regan Stanford, but you know how the saying goes. And, my darling? You Are. Out. Let’s just call it official. As per our own headmistress, in-house Brad-cam footage has revealed our own little Cali-chick to be the perpetrator of crimes against Ben Franklin. ZOMG—I never saw it coming! Except, um, not. Let’s review Tabloid Betty’s scandalicious history thus far, shall we? Her stint in rehab and rumored topsy-turvy relationship with Ryder Jared.
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The Detox Diaries: Oceans Away
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Thursday, December 18. I’m being Single White Femaled. No joke. Not sure how or when she had the time for this, but when Ocean showed up for Group today, her hair had gone from a close-cropped ginger to long and lustrous chestnut locks. Which she’d gathered back in a low, slick ponytail. SOUND LIKE ANYONE YOU KNOW? Yeah Right. Exactly: me. I mean, really: journals? Doesn’t he know that online is the new on-paper? The sauna. Thank goodness for the waterproof technology on this handy-dandy device.
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The Cat's Out of the Bag: November 2008
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Wednesday, November 12. Three Strikes . . . Sorry, Regan Stanford, but you know how the saying goes. And, my darling? You Are. Out. Let’s just call it official. As per our own headmistress, in-house Brad-cam footage has revealed our own little Cali-chick to be the perpetrator of crimes against Ben Franklin. ZOMG—I never saw it coming! Except, um, not. Let’s review Tabloid Betty’s scandalicious history thus far, shall we? Her stint in rehab and rumored topsy-turvy relationship with Ryder Jared. Let me tel...
