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Hardcore Banal: November 2009
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009. Penthouse View of Insanity. Counter to stereotypes, I have not experienced that many rainstorms in Seattle. The city seems more prone to a constant grayness from October to May than to any outright fits of ill-weather. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Love Among the Lampreys. Those that tremble as if they were mad. Penthouse View of Insanity. View my complete profile.
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Hardcore Banal: Brother, can you spare a dime?
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Saturday, February 26, 2011. Brother, can you spare a dime? I live around the corner and I've locked my keys in my house. I called a locksmith, but he says he needs $15 to open my door and my wallet is inside and he won't start working on the door until he's paid. I'm a sailor on a carrier docked in Bremerton and I lost my ferry pass. If I don't get $8.25, the ship is going to sail without me and I'll be kicked out of the navy. Do you know anything about cars? And when I say homeless, I mean people livin...
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Hardcore Banal: And I shall love him and pet him and call him George
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010. And I shall love him and pet him and call him George. So, my roommate and I adopted a kitten. Which pretty much means that I'm required to frequently mention to anyone that I have now adopted an adorable kitten. And since dumbshitmycatdid.blospot was already taken, I thought I'd take a break from the regular programing to force anyone reading to listen to me talk about Neko. So, what's it like to have added a small mammal to the apartment? Why, I'm glad you asked!
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Hardcore Banal: May 2008
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Monday, May 12, 2008. Hot, Hot Stimulus or Fiscal Inanity. I haven't received my check yet, but as soon as I do, you can bet certain segments of the American economy are going to get a big boost. Namely, the anchovy pizza industry and beer brewers in the Northwest. Just for fun, I've included charts of federal spending and my proposed stimulus spending. Wednesday, May 7, 2008. Cyclone: Mission of Burma('s Destruction). News that a cyclone had killed. 1887 Yellow River Flood (China) - 0.9-2 million. It's ...
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Hardcore Banal: March 2010
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Friday, March 26, 2010. There is nothing new under the sun. Isaac Newton v. Gottfried Leibniz. Darwin's theory of natural selection was independently arrived at by Alfred Russell Wallace. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Love Among the Lampreys. Those that tremble as if they were mad. There is nothing new under the sun. View my complete profile.
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Hardcore Banal: December 2008
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Monday, December 29, 2008. Notes from Left Behind. When the Rapture occurs, there are a lot of traffic accidents from people ascending. Wouldn't a loving God wait until bedtime to cause the disappearance of the world's true believers? An airline pilot returns home to find his whole family has disappeared. In a rage, he throws a bible at a mirror. After the mirror shatters, he picks up the bible and realizes it holds the key to recent events. The movie ends with an awesome religious synth rock song. First...
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Hardcore Banal: August 2008
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008. Perspective on Michael Phelps. My problem is that swimming, as something I'm bad at, just doesn't impress me. Let's look at Phelp's record breaking time in the 200m freestyle: 1:42:96. Now, I'm sure I couldn't swim 200m in anything under an hour and a half, but on land, I could beat that hopping on one leg. It's just hard for me to put swimming achivements in perspective. Usain Bolt's chicken nugget. Bonus: Other Olympic Thoughts. I wonder how London will top. The Beijing game...
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Hardcore Banal: Life Imitating Leisure
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Friday, September 16, 2011. More Like Bored Games. I'll concede that basing a motion picture on a board game is not the worst idea in the history of cinema (hello, Triumph of the Will II: Electric Boogaloo. Managed to gain a cult following. It's probably more tolerable than the game it's based on. And it's a little known fact that Citizen Kane. Was based on Monopoly. But some of the previews I've seen lately have led me to question the sanity of the average green-lighter. The Plumpy the Plumpa card!
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Hardcore Banal: And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010. And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. I offer, with no further comment, the names and plot summaries for the first season of Steven Seagal: Lawman. The Way of the Gun. December 2, 2009 ( 2009-12-02. December 2, 2009 ( 2009-12-02. December 9, 2009 ( 2009-12-09. Too Young to Die. December 9, 2009 ( 2009-12-09. December 16, 2009 ( 2009-12-16. The Student Becomes the Master. December 16, 2009 ( 2009-12-16. To Live or Die. December 23, 2009 ( 2009-12-23.
