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Affirming the Least Sincere: May 2006
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Friday, May 26, 2006. Let’s Get These Parties Started: Sneak Peek at Decision 2006. Washington, DC Spank Exclusive. Spank Mickelson, with contributions by Chuck Mickelson. So what do the parties have in store for us this year? Always a step ahead, we’ve scooped a sneak peek at how they’ll try to woo us over the next few months. Enjoy. Vote GOP: Why Stop Now? Oh, Come on Baby, I’m Sorry. You Know I Love You, Baby, Please Don’t Walk Away From Me. You’re tryin’ to get with.
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Affirming the Least Sincere: November 2005
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Friday, November 18, 2005. Scott McClellan's Temper Tantrums More Frequent, Sources Say. Washington, DC- Spank Media. I hear when he's in the middle of a rant you could swear he hasn't progressed past age 5. And I. That scar on Andy Card's forehead is from something Scott threw at him. I just know it.". Administration sources and journalists in the press corps generally agree on when the apparent increase in McClellan's troubles began. In late July,. Oh, are you talking to me?
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Affirming the Least Sincere: June 2006
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Tuesday, June 27, 2006. He Was Not a Painter. Happy birthday to Frank O'Hara. Posted by Spank Mickelson @ 6:51 AM. Thursday, June 22, 2006. Letters: A Moment With Our Readers. I’ve been meaning to respond to some of the letters readers have sent to. Affirming the Least Sincere (ATLS). I have half a mind to report you to appropriate authorities. New Haven, CT. Do you have something against waffles? What kind of fucknut doesn’t like syrup on waffles? New York, NY. Dictionaries ...
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Affirming the Least Sincere: February 2006
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Friday, February 17, 2006. Coalition of Family Organizations to Release "Family-Friendly" Porn. As you might imagine, every day Spank Media receives a number of press releases and other desperate and pathetic pleas for attention. Most of this stuff is complete rubbish. That said, I couldn't help but find this one a bit surprising. CONCERNED FAMILIES OF AMERICA TO RELEASE FAMILY-FRIENDLY PORN! February 14, 2006. With this bold series of films, titled. Not only drives you and y...
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Affirming the Least Sincere: September 2006
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Monday, September 25, 2006. It’s Knives Out for Allen and Santorum. Needless to say we reviewed the notes this weekend very carefully (between games and after several beers). Honestly, we found ourselves wishing for confirmation of a juicier tiff, but we can’t resist sharing a few snippets. We pick up about mid-way through the melee. Enjoy. Nice work celebrating your family roots this week, Asswipe. You. Wow, check out Senator Sensitive! Awww, why so cranky? Oh, and get bent.
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Affirming the Least Sincere: December 2005
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Wednesday, December 21, 2005. Rumors: Karl Rove Dying to See "Brokeback Mountain". The master of the gay-themed smear is all a tizzy over a couple of dashing cowpokes. So there you have it, another juicy bit to ponder while sugar plums dance in our heads. Posted by Spank Mickelson @ 8:57 AM. Friday, December 09, 2005. Found: Diary of a Bill O'Reilly Fanatic. 8:45 I call doc. She is not in yet. 10:45 I got so anxious I passed out- I think for 15 minutes or so. spells less ...
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Affirming the Least Sincere: April 2006
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. Leaked McClellen Diaries Surface in Wake of Resignation. Following politics be a family affair, and brother Charlie T. Mickelson Jr. has been doing some snooping and struck gold. Our sincere thanks to Chuck for this contribution. So enjoy, you Princes and Princesses of the Internet, you Kings and Queens of the Blogs. Fuck You Helen Thomas, you fucking fuck whore. Honestly Diary, what did she ever want from me? What did any of them want? I know, I kn...
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Affirming the Least Sincere: August 2006
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Friday, August 25, 2006. Dick Cheney Has 12 Things to Do Today. Wake before dawn, take coffee on upstairs balcony. Stare out at the dark planet and ponder the roots of evil. Wonder how long until civilization degenerates completely into terrorist-fueled anarchy. Fill sack with puppies and throw it against basement wall. Get naked and breakfast on raw potatoes. Sit for interview with. Lunch on whole chicken and carton of milk. Cancel afternoon meetings to research modern weapo...
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Affirming the Least Sincere: July 2006
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Affirming the Least Sincere. Tuesday, July 25, 2006. On a serious note, we’re sad to report that Guff Stammersloski was hospitalized last week. Guff is a fine freelance reporter who’s contributed to a few of our stories. He was on a brewery tour in Milwaukee when he fell and sustained a head injury. Our thoughts are with Guff and his family. We look forward to his next contribution to ATLS. Posted by Spank Mickelson @ 11:12 AM. Wednesday, July 12, 2006. Here are our best guesses. Falwell dreams he is par...
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